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I knocked out a PS3 geek waiting in line....

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G4life98

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honestly i think both parties are pieces of shit in this case...
- the op for feeling need to muscle up on some retard waiting for a ps3, when he couldnt outwit the standing genius :lol

- the trash talker for just being a douche.

some of you people need to learn to get over it when someone talks a little trash, either say something back or move on cause sucker punching some dude will only end up getting you shot eventually.

and it really does sound like a sucker punch too.

i guess its just another example of how sucky people can be to each other for no reason.
 

Musashi Wins!

FLAWLESS VICTOLY!
VALIS said:
I'm not sure what's more amusing/lame. Talking about punching people out on the internet, or trying to start a tough guy fight with someone who talks about punching people out on the internet.


Rather than ponder the answer, I think I'm just gonna have a glass of wine, jerk off to lesbian porn and turn off the computer for the night.

Valis...a real GAF Hero.
 

FightyF

Banned
Suburban Cowboy said:
spitting is considered assault fyi. plus it is meant to insight violence.

Thanks for the heads up. I wasn't totally serious but it's good to know. :)

Hmm...

Ok, thought of an alternate plan. Carry a puck with you, always. If someone pisses you off say "catch!" and then throw it at his face. He can't press charges because you were playing "a friendly game of catch with a puck".

:p
 

Shinobi

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Hey, I wouldn't have punched him...I'm not gonna risk breaking my fist or getting hauled off to jail by some cop over something like that. People can handle this shit how they think is best, and it doesn't bother me which way people go. But do I feel sorry for the scrot who got filled? Nope. And if I was standing in line I would've laughed out loud. So **** him.
 

DJ Sl4m

Member
Shinobi said:
Hey, I wouldn't have punched him...I'm not gonna risk breaking my fist or getting hauled off to jail by some cop over something like that. People can handle this shit how they think is best, and it doesn't bother me which way people go. But do I feel sorry for the scrot who got filled? Nope. And if I was standing in line I would've laughed out loud. So **** him.

Exactly how I feel about the situation.
 

Javaman

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G4life98 said:
henestly i think both parties are pieces of shit in this case...
- the op for feeling need to muscle up on some retard waiting for a ps3, when he couldnt outwit the standing genius :lol

Yep. It's not like the camper is going to fight back and risk loosing his place in line. It's like shooting fish in a barrel.
 

Mercurial

Member
Shinobi said:
Shut the **** up. Only Scarborough residents have the right to dis Scarborough (which of course we do endlessly :lol).

And since I didn't comment before, **** that dumb shit geek for running his mouth, only to get it filled. Even if it is an imaginary mouth. :lol
I used to work at Shoppers World (Zellers) and went to Neil McNeil which is right on the border... is that close enough? :)
 

psycho_snake

I went to WAGs boutique and all I got was a sniff
madmook said:
Geek or no geek, do you think its okay for someone to make crass sexual remarks at strangers passing by?
No, but its not ok to punch someone for making sexual remarks. Both forza and the guy waiting in line were not behaving properly. If the guy waiting for a PS3 had any respect he would have shut up and minded his own business and if forza was a man he would have been able to handle the situation by saying something to the guy instead of punching him. It just seesm so pointless to risk getting charges put against you over a guy waiting in line for a ps3.
 
Shinobi said:
Hey, I wouldn't have punched him...I'm not gonna risk breaking my fist or getting hauled off to jail by some cop over something like that. People can handle this shit how they think is best, and it doesn't bother me which way people go. But do I feel sorry for the scrot who got filled? Nope. And if I was standing in line I would've laughed out loud. So **** him.


Shinobi you've always been my dawg man. I was at Yonge/Eglinton area tonight looking for you in a bar above the gaming store and across from the Shoppers Drug Mart. I'll tell you all about the incident when we meet up.



psycho_snake said:
No, but its not ok to punch someone for making sexual remarks. Both forza and the guy waiting in line were not behaving properly. If the guy waiting for a PS3 had any respect he would have shut up and minded his own business and if forza was a man he would have been able to handle the situation by saying something to the guy instead of punching him. It just seesm so pointless to risk getting charges put against you over a guy waiting in line for a ps3.

Good post and trust me I still feel bad. There really is not much more that I can say other than I've learned a lesson from all of this.
 

border

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ForzaItalia said:
I was at Yonge/Eglinton area tonight looking for you in a bar above the gaming store and across from the Shoppers Drug Mart.
Unless something has changed, Shinobi is not a drinker. Waiting for him in a bar is like waiting for a fat guy at the gym.
 

psycho_snake

I went to WAGs boutique and all I got was a sniff
border said:
Unless something has changed, Shinobi is not a drinker. Waiting for him in a bar is like waiting for a fat guy at the gym.
He will start drinking to drown his sorrows when arsenal dont win anything for the next few years.
 

DCharlie

Banned
i just imagined the exact same thing except the geek sparked you out flat and then took a dump in your unconcious mouth before taking your girlfriend back to his place to play his new PS3 + "hide the sausage"

... isn't that the real truth?
 
ForzaItalia said:
Let me start by saying that I am not a violent person by nature. I was escorting a girl that works near me for lunch at the local Jack Astor's. She works at the Telus tower near the Scarborough Town Centre and we visited the Best Buy near there afterwards as she was looking to buy an iPod.

There were about 10-15 guys lined up for a PS3 and she was wearing a short skirt. One of the geeks made a remark about wanting to "do" her and I ignored this because she told him to "eff off". The same geek then said "I'll **** your boyfriend after I'm done ****ing you"...

Well that was it. I approached him and told him to repeat it and he did so I knocked him out. I expected at least some of the other geeks/guys to jump in but nobody did.

Needless to say it did ruin the rest of my work day and I'm a bit worried that the security cameras might have gotten the plates of the girl I was with.

Just needed to vent here on GAF I suppose....


Why the F*ck...did he say that to you? People like that deserve to be taught a lesson...I just hope he's ok though...so that he can live his life happily after learning his lesson.
 
Manics said:
I checked DarkJediKnight's posts from yesterday. There's one at 11am, another after noon. Forza said he was escorting his friend for lunch, he didn't specify a time. So how was DarkJedi there ALL MORNING if he was posting at 11am on GAF?

Umm, what the hell would I be doing in Scarborough?! I live in Brampton. I just called Forza's bluff to see if he would get pissed and say stuff like: "WHAT!! You know you saw it!! I even took pics.... look!!!"

I did sneak the :D at the end of the post.

:lol
 

Shinobi

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Mercurial said:
I used to work at Shoppers World (Zellers) and went to Neil McNeil which is right on the border... is that close enough? :)

Heh...yeah, that's more than close enough.


psycho_snake said:
He will start drinking to drown his sorrows when arsenal dont win anything for the next few years.

:lol Nah I hit a couple bars in the area all the time to watch soccer matches. I simply don't drink...can't really afford to, and I don't much like the taste of beer. So I'll usually just buy a meal and wash it down with a couple of OJ's or sodas.

I'm probably gonna be at Main Event tomorrow night for the UFC PPV, so if you're able to stop by be on the look out for a big black dude wearing an Arsenal cap.
 

Ginko

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Shinobi said:
I'm probably gonna be at Main Event tomorrow night for the UFC PPV, so if you're able to stop by be on the look out for a big black dude wearing an Arsenal cap.

Yo, Gunners FTW.
 

Ichirou

Banned
DarkJediKnight said:
Umm, what the hell would I be doing in Scarborough?! I live in Brampton. I just called Forza's bluff to see if he would get pissed and say stuff like: "WHAT!! You know you saw it!! I even took pics.... look!!!"

I did sneak the :D at the end of the post.

:lol

You called his bluff, he didn't deny it, he was bullshitting us, as is often his wont.
 

thetrin

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MaestroRyan said:
dude, i know how you feel. guys lined up for the wii were giving my girlfriend crap saying stuff like "you'd be fun to hug" or "man i wish i could hold your hand", so i turned around and shot one of them.

:lol

DCharlie said:
i just imagined the exact same thing except the geek sparked you out flat and then took a dump in your unconcious mouth before taking your girlfriend back to his place to play his new PS3 + "hide the sausage"

... isn't that the real truth?

Close. He took Forza home.
 

BlueTsunami

there is joy in sucking dick
I would have pulled a "Crank" and ****ed the girl I just protected from nerds right then and there. Add insult to injury.

I then would have gotten a call from my solicitor and ran off while the girl is still on the ground orgasming continuously.
 
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Deleted member 1235

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proper justice would have been to pick the guy up/twist his arm and calmly walk him far away from the line, so his place would have been taken.
 
Shinobi said:
I'm probably gonna be at Main Event tomorrow night for the UFC PPV, so if you're able to stop by be on the look out for a big black dude wearing an Arsenal cap.

That's where I was last night with a broad. I remember seeing it as a "Man U" bar and I remember a metrosexual/fruity blond dude serving us. I also remember some big black chick working there that had her booty showing:lol

P.S. Heading to my sister's place to watch the UFC or I would have been there.
 

Boogie

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ForzaItalia said:
That's where I was last night with a broad. I remember seeing it as a "Man U" bar and I remember a metrosexual/fruity blond dude serving us. I also remember some big black chick working there that had her booty showing:lol

P.S. Heading to my sister's place to watch the UFC or I would have been there.

damn, 'cause I would have changed my UFC bar plans in order to meet the legend. ;)
 

Manics

Banned
Socreges said:
Anyone who has read the World Cup or NHL threads knows this to be true.

Yes, because i have no soccer or hockey teams that I can cheer for without Forza's guidance first. I'm italian so I cheer for Italy and I live in Toronto so i'm a Leaf fan. If that makes me Forza's ball washer then i'd prefer the term testicular custodian.

Speaking of ball-washers, whatever happened to:

jgurukn9.jpg
 
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