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I might have gotten my step mom pregnant.

S

scorcho

testicles on a cold fall morning
Liu Kang Baking A Pie said:
Holy shit. This is awesome.
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faith in humanity +1 :lol :lol

on a more serious note, nothing works better than the old 'oopsie daisy'. by that i mean a boot to the stomach.
 
S

speedpop

Has problems recognising girls
This is the reason why people prefer OT a lot of the time, cause we cop this type of lovely stuff each and every week.
 
F

Ferrio

Banned
I can picture exactly how it happened...

stepmom.jpg
 
I

Ichirou

Banned
emomoonbase said:
So about three months ago I was too trashed to make it all the way back to my place one night so I just went across town and crashed out on my step mom's couch. Since my Dad died in '92 in desert sheild she's pretty much the only "family" I have around anymore. When I got their she had been drinking and was talking about my dad and how much I looked like him. I wasn't really sure wtf was going on and she started kissing me and we began making out. My dad was quite a bit older than her, I think she's only like 6 years older than me and pretty attractive for her age. We ended up shedding clothes and did it right their on the couch. The next morning neither of us said anything about it and haven't brought it up since, until today.

SO just now I check my voice mail and I get this crazy message from my step mom about how she had missed her period and didn't want to say anything but then she had a pregnancy test when she went in for her physical at the doctor's recently and turns out she is! WTF!

I can't believe this shit! What am I going to do? What do I tell my gf?
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Wowzers...such a sexy story....fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap


:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
 
J

Jeffahn

Member
If only he'd listened to GAF's patented relationship/sex advice:

FHUTA

He could have avoided both the pregancy and subesequent banning.

...
 
A

Alucard

Banned
FlameOfCallandor said:
Now all that GAF needs is a
"My (step) dad may have gotten me pregnant: help me GAF I'm still orgasming in the corner"
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I will stop myself from posting the obvious. Any takers?...
 
X

xsarien

daedsiluap
I <3 Tom Lehrer:

Oedipus Rex
by Tom Lehrer

From the Bible to the popular song,
There's one theme that we find right along.
Of all ideals they hail as good,
The most sublime is Motherhood.

There was a man, oh, who it seems,
Once carried this ideal to extremes.
He loved his mother and she loved him,
And yet his story is rather grim.

There once lived a man named Oedipus Rex.
You may have heard about his odd complex.
His name appears in Freud's index
'Cause he loved his mother.

His rivals used to say quite a bit,
That as a monarch he was most unfit.
But still in all they had to admit
That he loved his mother.

Yes he loved his mother like no other.
His daughter was his sister and his son was his brother.
One thing on which you can depend is,
He sure knew who a boy's best friend is!

When he found what he had done,
He tore his eyes out one by one.
A tragic end to a loyal son
Who loved his mother.

So be sweet and kind to Mother,
Now and then have a chat.
Buy her candy or some flowers or a brand new hat.
But maybe you had better let it go at that!

Or you may find yourself with a quite complex complex,
And you may end up like Oedipus.
I'd rather marry a duck-billed platypus,
Than end up like old Oedipus Rex.
The out-patients are out in force tonight, I see.
 
K

koam

Member
I'm just posting cause I just want to be in this thread! (edit: haha I was beaten TWICE)

Does this beat out the "I had an orgasm during my colonoscopy" thread?
 
X

xsarien

daedsiluap
koam said:
I'm just posting cause I just want to be in this thread! (edit: haha I was beaten TWICE)

Does this beat out the "I had an orgasm during my colonoscopy" thread?
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Yeah, I'd say it scores a few points higher on the "Jesus Goddamned Christ" scale.
 
W

whytemyke

Honorary Canadian.
:lol

what do you say to something like this? :lol wow. Though I must say I support the Tokyo clause being invoked here, where he'd get a chance to prove this before his ban. either way... wow.

Dan said:
:lol :lol :lol

This thread just kicked up another notch or two!
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Oh man... which do you suppose it is?

It's gotta be number 4. There's no way it's five, which meant he banged someone in between his mom and his girlfriend :lol. It takes a certain kind of man to go bang his step mom. It takes an altogether different kind of man to post about her pussy on the internet.
 
B

borghe

Loves the Greater Toronto Area
Perspicacity said:
Name the kid after your father, it would only be right.
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:lol :lol :lol

I actually think back to this weekend's SNL:
"And if the girl's would just read the book I've written on the subject: Your Mouth Can't Get Pregnant"
 
T

Tyrone Slothrop

Banned
if you guys think that's tripped out then check out the folks at this forum. *NSFW ... look out ... and i'm sure one click will infect the fuck out of your console
 
F

Ferrio

Banned
Tyrone Slothrop said:
if you guys think that's tripped out then check out the folks at this forum. *NSFW ... look out ... and i'm sure one click will infect the fuck out of your console
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...

b4rry, if you need to censor this some to eliminate the parts about the animals,
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The first sentence of that post on that forum..... and wher eI stopped reading.
 
Z

Zilch

Banned
I'm pretty sure I've seen that exact post elsewhere before.

In other words, emomoonbase copy/pasted it from somewhere else. Am I right, internet supersleuths?

Or am I supposed to go along with it all like it's real?
 
S

sky

Member
denshawtf4ew.jpg


There's no way this is real....r-right?
And yeah, the real tragedy is the banning before pics could be posted. GAF is the real victim here!!
 
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