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I screwed up big... Part Deux
- Thread starter Relix
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Lol, being drunk is no excuse. I've been drunk plenty of times before where that situation has presented itself and not once have I slipped.
You're not a good boyfriend at all. Admit that to yourself, and next, break up with your girl and then fuck her sister again.
You're better off not being committed.
You're not a good boyfriend at all. Admit that to yourself, and next, break up with your girl and then fuck her sister again.
You're better off not being committed.
I'll tell you what I told the other guy. If you want to keep her, don't tell her.
As soon as the two sisters get in a big fight, younger sis will scream the confession out of spite. Then, when confronted, you can laugh it off as easily deniable. "She just said that to get you mad. I'd never do that, baby." Pimp hand confirmed.
Or, if you guys have a rough break-up, you can save it for the FATALITY RELIX WINS FLAWLESS VICTORY moment.
Stop blaming my dude Johnny and the sister. It's your dick. You're a coward.
That is all.
As soon as the two sisters get in a big fight, younger sis will scream the confession out of spite. Then, when confronted, you can laugh it off as easily deniable. "She just said that to get you mad. I'd never do that, baby." Pimp hand confirmed.
Or, if you guys have a rough break-up, you can save it for the FATALITY RELIX WINS FLAWLESS VICTORY moment.
Stop blaming my dude Johnny and the sister. It's your dick. You're a coward.
That is all.
Except in this case, the internet virgin has hit it dead on. Judging only by the posts in this thread, the OP comes off as the worst type of chauvinistic shit. EVERY time he has sex, he pulls out his cell phone to take a picture? Even when he's claiming to be so drunk he can't make decisions on his own. He cheats on his GF, and blames the other woman. He even seriously considers blackmailing the other woman to keep her mouth shut.E-phonk said:
The only thing worse is that there are people in this thread cheering him on.
DaCocoBrova
Finally bought a new PSP, but then pushed the demon onto someone else. Jesus.
jts
...hate me...
Excellent advice and well put.K.Jack said:
I also should add that if somehow they manage to stay together for a long long time, marriage and all, he should confess once they're old enough to don't care about sex anymore. Or if by some misfortune one of them is dying or something.
Absinthe (Permed)
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You are a fucking moron that is incapable of owning up to responsibility. I hope twins are on the way.
Outcast2004
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So are we at the point where we can toss this into the "thread backfire" drawer?
File under "B" for backfire...
File under "B" for backfire...
Absinthe (Permed)
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You aren't looking for help, you're using this thread as an outlet to brag about fucking sisters. I'm surprised more people haven't called you out on this shit. It's just like any other stealth thread here at GAF.
GHG
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elaments said:Deny deny deny. No proof no pudding.
I would have said this if not for the fact that he did it unprotected. That was your most foolish move, not fucking the sister, but doing it unprotected. If you had done it wrapped up you could have just said that she's lying and shes jealous etc, but now there's the possibility that she could be pregers and you have to sort that out you can't do it.
Fisrt things first you need to make sure the sister isn't pregnant, everything else is secondary right now.
Absinthe (Permed)
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Karakand said:
He deserves every bit of it because it's obvious that he created this thread to brag and shovel off responsibility on other people.
Outcast2004
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Karakand said:
AH... I see you have no sense of morality. Good to know.
Going back and re-reading the OP....
The guy's a piece of shit that needs to validate his "conquests" by taking pics every time he gets his dick wet. What kind of horseshit is that?
Dude, honestly... you're a joke and deserve what's coming your way. If you don't think your GF is going to find out before you tell her, you're fooling yourself.
Well so far you're the only one to really call him out on this. And it's not being goody-goody either to do that.Absinthe said:
Most people are parroting the "confession is the way to go" line, either out of realpolitik (2 people can keep a secret if 1 of them is dead) or some misguided morality. (Confessing is a way of making himself feel better and not much more. If you think he should end the relationship, fine, but honesty is not the best policy in love or war.)
â Narayan
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Hey.
You're pretty much fucked, pal.
You're pretty much fucked, pal.
norinrad21
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heh keeping it in the family
ten5ive9ine
They've got me haunting a family in Texas.
Absinthe said:
Oh Absinthe, can you just leave us free of your mediocre bullshit posting. No one actually gives a fuck about your constant bitching. Relix can do what he likes. It's the internet and doesn't affect us. As long as I'm amused I don't care whether he tells her or doesn't. In fact, I don't care whether it's true or false. I'll just take it at face value and be amused.
Absinthe (Permed)
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ten5ive9ine said:
Right. You obviously don't give a shit. Not even in the least. That's why you took time to quote my post and directly respond to me. You're the very definition of apathetic, I see.
I have plenty morality, just not when it comes to base biological acts that otherwise cause no bodily harm to others. (As far as I know OP has no sexually-transmitted diseases.)Outcast2004 said:
It's pretty obvious OP isn't cut out for the traditional monogamous relationship right now. That's fine. He should probably extricate himself from this situation, but like I said in my previous post, confessing does nothing productive but make himself feel better, which I would assume most of the people I was making fun of earlier don't want.
ten5ive9ine
They've got me haunting a family in Texas.
Absinthe said:
Apathetic about the validity of these threads - yes.
Tired of your shit - yes.
lockii said:
Actually, I find it far weirder that he seems to post new threads every time he has random sex with someone other than his girlfriend. Or have you been dating this girl for less than a month and a half?
Absinthe (Permed)
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ten5ive9ine said:
I didn't question the validity of the thread. I have no doubt that he did the act in question because he is obviously a fucking tool from the details he has given us. This doesn't change the fact that he makes threads to "fill us in" on who he fucks. He has to take pictures of people before he fucks them for leverage and he has to make threads on the Internet to feel a bit better about himself.
This is exactly what I'm talking about:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=286684
ten5ive9ine
They've got me haunting a family in Texas.
Absinthe said:
Oh, don't get me wrong, we're in agreement about our judgement on Relix's character, I'm just having a go at you for being the Debby Downer on every thread you post in.
Absinthe (Permed)
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ten5ive9ine said:
It's inane to target me considering other people have had the exact same sentiments I have in this thread.
If the OP gets consent from the women he photographs, what's the BFD? A woman is plenty capable of consenting to be a moose head on the wall of someone's cabin and to imply otherwise is the same kind of misogyny you are trying to rail against.lockii said:
Sexual fetishes are morally neutral as long as both parties choose to participate.
Absinthe (Permed)
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:lolJenga said:
travisbickle
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GHG said:
Didn't you read? He's going to slip her a "morning after" pill, then interrogate her to see if she remembers fucking him.
Also on the "he posts every time he has sex", is this the guy that split up with a girl to fuck around, then realised he couldn't get any so tried to mind-fuck the girl to take him back?
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