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I screwed up big... Part Deux

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Relix said:
Greatest girl on the planet :D I am not a douche bag at all, hell I am told I am the fucking perfect boyfriend. But I failed and how did I fail tonight! I swear the sister knew what she was doing >_<, its like she did it on purpose. I don't know, but I fell hard. Still.... i am thinking, my manipulative skills are top notch and could use them with the sister, first need to speak with her, tomorrow morning. Need to see if my tactic would work on her. I am frankly sure she remembers, she had passed out on the car though, but before that she was perfectly... "awake". Some of you guys are quick to judge, guess you have never gone out, gotten drunk and had a girl that wanted you in her, many who talk shit have never experienced that.

Part 1 was accidentally sending a sex message to the wrong girl :lol Back then we were on a more open relationship, hell we finally decided to "close" it since we were like butter and bread (Oh snap!) two months ago, two awesome months. I am not gonna let that go down the drain, I know I can manage this.
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ooo.. I missed this post before..... so....... You were being a perfect boyfriend when you had sex with that woman bartending at that wedding a month and a half ago? Yeah, you sound like a great catch. I'm sure a "but I'm a perfect boyfriend while sober and there's no other women around for me to fuck" defense will work great.
 
These (specific) threads are starting to get annoying and is nothing but to get attention.

*Note: As I said, specific. I'm all for helping gaffirgin age getting laid.
 
shuri said:
I actually came to post something like that. And someone should post that pic of him, over and over again, as the first reply to any of those girls thread he makes.

As a reminder.
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what pic?

but yeah, Shuri and others are right about the pic taking habit. Reminds me of that character in Flatliners.
 
Just keep fucking random women while telling yourself how great you are. It has worked so far, no reason why it should stop now, right?
 
Karakand said:
Hearsay, Counselor!

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http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2621188
 
Jason's Ultimatum said:
These (specific) threads are starting to get annoying and is nothing but to get attention.

*Note: As I said, specific. I'm all for helping gaffirgin age getting laid.
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I find them pretty funny. Especially when past thread creations come to bite the OP in the ass. What's more annoying is when certain people always make sure to post about regularly getting some in those gaffirgin threads but never with any advice. It seems even more of a desperate attempt to assert they're not among that group.
 
You bascially did what every guy wishes he could do, but would never do under normal, sane circumstances. I don't know whether to commend you or scold you.

Post the picture while I think this over.
 
You're pretty much fucked, your girl is gonna find out whether or not you tell her now or later, the sister is most definitely gonna snitch. The most noble thing to do at this point would be to tell your g/f, so she can break up with you and move on, instead of stringing her along for a month or two and make her feel even worse.
 
I don't know what's worse: the OP or the people encouraging him. Either way, I guess the OP got his kicks before the relationship went up in flames.
 
The OP needs to start acting like a man and take responsibility for his actions.

I hate all this manipulative shit.
 
Update: Clear conscience mode got the best of me, I am not an asshole so lemme explain (i just think a bunch of logical alternatives =P).

I sat down a few hours ago with the sister. She didn't remember clearly so I being the good guy told her what we did and how it happened. Her eyes almost popped out and she said Sorry more than 10 times but... I said it like 20. SO! I gave her the pill (those shits are expensive) so Relix JR is settled.

The ironic part is she told me NOT to tell her sister (my GF). That struck me was a "WTF?" moment. She practically begged me and told me what happened would not come out ever. So guys, what do I do now... tell my GF or just keep it like this. Hell, the sister seemed more scared than me I had to help her.
 
funkmastergeneral said:
so whatever happened to the pic we were going to get?
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Mods still haven't green lighted, it's not really much to see but it can pass a NSFW and I am not getting banned because of posting a pink bra.

levious said:
respect the sister's wishes
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But I'll be haunted all my fucking life about what I did. See, I talk a lot of shit, but when the moment of truth comes I use my good-side and always tell the truth. I am not an asshole or a douchebag or w/e.... I am a stupid 19 year old young man who makes mistakes. Many are quick to judge when they obviously have no experience in anything related to this sort of thing.
 
Relix said:
Mods still haven't green lighted, it's not really much to see but it can pass a NSFW and I am not getting banned because of posting a pink bra.
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Your conscious didn't stop you from fucking your girlfriend's sister, but you have the foresight not to get banned? Perfect. :lol
 
Relix said:
But I'll be haunted all my fucking life about what I did. See, I talk a lot of shit, but when the moment of truth comes I use my good-side and always tell the truth. I am not an asshole or a douchebag or w/e.... I am a stupid 19 year old young man who makes mistakes. Many are quick to judge when they obviously have no experience in anything related to this sort of thing.
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Looks like you already know the answer then. Quit pissing and moaning on a message board and do what needs to be done.
 
Absinthe said:
Your conscious didn't stop you from fucking your girlfriend's sister, but you have the foresight not to get banned? Perfect. :lol
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:lol I am sober right now, alcohol makes a difference i judgment!

Monroeski said:
Looks like you already know the answer then. Quit pissing and moaning on a message board and do what needs to be done.
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But the sister begged me almost crying. I love the stuff I get into... >_<
 
look at it this way:

you'll be seen as a douchebag and a dumbass for coming out and telling your girlfriend that you fucked her sister, even after the sister told you to please not say anything about it.

the issue is resolved. but for some reason you want to hurt your girlfriend with this info?

do what you want, but it doesn't seem rational to me anymore to tell your girlfriend the truth. unless the sister is pregnant.
 
Don't ever admit it. Don't even tell your best friends. If no one knows beside you and the sister, you can paint her as some psychotic creature if she brings it up.
 
Fatghost said:
:lol Look at all these virgins telling the OP to tell the truth :lol
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The OP's the pussy in this one. It looks like he's boned two chicks while dating this girl for a whole 2 months, one of them being a relative; now he's trying to work out a way to get away with it because he's too scared about not getting laid.

He obviously has issues, seeing as he takes photos of all his "conquests", and he doesn't care for this girl just wants a girlfriend to give him social status and an ego rub.

Man up and realise you should be single for a while, don't be selfish and string girls along, she obviously cares a lot for you in a short period of time and you don't give a shit about her, the most admirable thing to do is call it quits.
 
Relix said:
Update: Clear conscience mode got the best of me, I am not an asshole so lemme explain (i just think a bunch of logical alternatives =P).

I sat down a few hours ago with the sister. She didn't remember clearly so I being the good guy told her what we did and how it happened. Her eyes almost popped out and she said Sorry more than 10 times but... I said it like 20. SO! I gave her the pill (those shits are expensive) so Relix JR is settled.

The ironic part is she told me NOT to tell her sister (my GF). That struck me was a "WTF?" moment. She practically begged me and told me what happened would not come out ever. So guys, what do I do now... tell my GF or just keep it like this. Hell, the sister seemed more scared than me I had to help her.
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Well, trailer park tradition dictates that you deny, deny, deny, and if that doesn't work, deny some more.

This is the dance. No matter what evidence is surmounted against you, deny. Paternity test? Deny. Photographic evidence (lol)? Deny. Heavens splitting open and the Lord Jesus Christ Himself comes down from on high to deliver the Truth? Deny.

An enthusiastic denial creates doubt. A woman's mind is kind of like the court. Conviction requires proof beyond a reasonable doubt.

You can recover from this, buddy. Dudes with few teeth and many dogs do it every single day.
 
Relix said:
But I'll be haunted all my fucking life about what I did.
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Yes that's called guilt. It's good, might keep you in line next time you want to fuck up.

Telling your GF will only make *you* feel better. It will harm both girls and possibly ruin a family dynamic. (Though I suppose you could argue it was already fucked to begin with.) Does that sound like a fair trade to you?
 
Draft said:
Well, trailer park tradition dictates that you deny, deny, deny, and if that doesn't work, deny some more.

This is the dance. No matter what evidence is surmounted against you, deny. Paternity test? Deny. Photographic evidence (lol)? Deny. Heavens splitting open and the Lord Jesus Christ Himself comes down from on high to deliver the Truth? Deny.

An enthusiastic denial creates doubt. A woman's mind is kind of like the court. Conviction requires proof beyond a reasonable doubt.

You can recover from this, buddy. Dudes with few teeth and many dogs do it every single day.
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WTF :lol :lol

I can always go the deny route but was you can see that's not my nature. I just screw up every time because I can't keep it in. And by the way... the bartender girl was when we were on a more open relationship. Days afterward we decided to "close" it so that doesn't count. And hey.... I take a picture, but Wispy takes whole videos and post them on the net, not my fault that I like to add some spice to sex =P
 
Relix, DO NOT TELL! You will be harming the sisters relationship for the rest of their lives. Either dump the girl now without revealing the truth, or carry it as a secret forever.
 
Relix said:
But I'll be haunted all my fucking life about what I did. See, I talk a lot of shit, but when the moment of truth comes I use my good-side and always tell the truth. I am not an asshole or a douchebag or w/e.... I am a stupid 19 year old young man who makes mistakes. Many are quick to judge when they obviously have no experience in anything related to this sort of thing.
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everyone always says they'd want to know, or that you need to tell her, but really, you're only going to ruin your relationship with her and her relationship with her sister. Secrets are bad, but sometimes they're better than total transparency.

It may haunt you forever, but telling her what you did won't make you stop feeling guilty about it. Use it as a guide for future decisions.
 
Your relationship is pretty much doomed now, so you should embrace the douchebaggery and ride your GF and GF's sister for as long as you can (with protection of course).
 
Relix said:
Mods still haven't green lighted, it's not really much to see but it can pass a NSFW and I am not getting banned because of posting a pink bra.



But I'll be haunted all my fucking life about what I did. See, I talk a lot of shit, but when the moment of truth comes I use my good-side and always tell the truth. I am not an asshole or a douchebag or w/e.... I am a stupid 19 year old young man who makes mistakes. Many are quick to judge when they obviously have no experience in anything related to this sort of thing.
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So if you're 19...and you had sex with the younger sister.

Oh, dear. The mathematics don't necessarily look good for you.
 
Your problem is you are picking and choosing moral values, and creating a narrative to go along with this.

From the new info provided, the sister not remembering, shows that you must have been persuasive in the matter. At this you've got to realise you're not ready for this "commited" relationship

It's a lesson learned, people take relationships seriously it's about commitment, trust, and honesty, at your age everything that's happened it's all part of growing up it happens to everyone.


Every time I've slept with someone while in a relationship, by mistake or otherwise, I've ended the relationship straight away. I never tell the girl I slept with someone else, but just the act of doing it is a sign that I should move on. I'm an independent person though, sometimes to my own detriment. If you care for her you'll break up, you say she likes you but she doesn't know what you've done. You're 19 man, be single.
 
adamsappel said:
Relix, DO NOT TELL! You will be harming the sisters relationship for the rest of their lives. Either dump the girl now without revealing the truth, or carry it as a secret forever.
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Her sister fucks her boyfriend (and her boyfriend fucks her sister) and it's best to leave her in the dark?

What kind of fucked up reasoning is that?

You guys are free to fuck her over as long as you want AS LONG AS SHE DOESN'T KNOW THEN HELP YOU GOD?!?!

WTF.

I would personally tell her if I could. It makes me wish I knew the girl in real life. She's the only one who is actually getting a worse deal than she deserves here and people think she's better off not knowing?
 
lockii said:
I am honestly surprised the bolded hasn't been leaped upon earlier. What a fucking crass chauvinist you are, You have no respect for women. Anybody who keeps photos of their 'conquests' like trophies is either so insecure with their sexuality they need constant photographic proof, or a pathological misogynist.

Fuck you.
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We've been over this. He's a sociopath. :P
 
The option that makes more sense is not telling my girlfriend.

Look guys...
1)It will cause a family problem.
2) Break a perfect sister relationship.
3) Sister Break with long time boyfriend.
4) Me break with my GF.
5) Potentially screw up the future of them.

I am NOT going to tell her even if it burdens me. The aftermath will be far worse than the screw up.
 
tahrikmili said:
I would personally tell her if I could. It makes me wish I knew the girl in real life. She's the only one who is actually getting a worse deal than she deserves here and people think she's better off not knowing?
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even if you knew her, it'd be none of your business.
 
Relix said:
Update: Clear conscience mode got the best of me, I am not an asshole so lemme explain (i just think a bunch of logical alternatives =P).

I sat down a few hours ago with the sister. She didn't remember clearly so I being the good guy told her what we did and how it happened. Her eyes almost popped out and she said Sorry more than 10 times but... I said it like 20. SO! I gave her the pill (those shits are expensive) so Relix JR is settled.

The ironic part is she told me NOT to tell her sister (my GF). That struck me was a "WTF?" moment. She practically begged me and told me what happened would not come out ever. So guys, what do I do now... tell my GF or just keep it like this. Hell, the sister seemed more scared than me I had to help her.
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AHHAHAHHAAH you believe her.
 
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