• Hey Guest. Check out your NeoGAF Wrapped 2025 results here!

I screwed up big... Part Deux

Status
Not open for further replies.
Kestastrophe said:
After reading the bartender thread and now this, it is apparent to me that Relix doesn't really give a shit about his GF. Otherwise, he would have already known that: Alcohol + Attractive Woman - presence of girlfriend = Pussy Galore. Anyways, she shouldn't be too heartbroken, since you've only been dating 2 months. Speaking of which, what is the amount of time together when one considers the relationship "serious"? I was with my fiance for 6 1/2 years before we finally tied the knot last month.
Click to expand...

^ I agree with everything you are saying.

Also, congrats on getting married! I know all about the long engagement road.... 4 1/2 years here when we exchange our vows come October :D


....one more thing- who is that in your avatar? Everytime I see a post by you, I can't help but stare at that pic for a few extra seconds.... whoever she is she appears far more drunk than Relix claims to be :lol
 
What. The. Fuck.

Holy shitting fuck. Just wow. The first thing she asked when I picked her up was "Did you enjoy my sister?". My jaw dropped and it was obvious. Seems someone had a peek while me and her sister were on it on the beach and told her. Now, this is fucked up. Revelation Times! I'll post a summary since its fucked up:

1) X person showed her the Bartender thread. It was an OPEN relationship back then.
2) She fucks a DJ.
3) Feels sorry. Never tells me. Hell bent on revenge.
4) Sister had a crush on me.
5) Sister seduction was part of an evil plan.
6) Sister sex was the competition of her plan.
7) SEEING THIS GAF THREAD brought her enjoyment. She knew I would do it.
8) Cries. Says she's not a goody-do good girl as she seems. I know this part, our conversations someone take weird turns. Oh, and she's bitchy. I like that part of her though.
9) My jaw is broken by this point.
10) We are in an open relationship.. again.
11) She does not want to break up. She's vengeful and she recognizes it. I am a horny dude that gets carried away with alcohol and recognize it.
12) Says she's happy I got what I go (embarrassment, frustration, etc) and that I made this thread.
13) She's still gonna sing today on the gig, and we are going to the party.
14) I live one more day.
15) Baby if you read this I love you. You are fucking original.

Most fucked up thing ever. I should watch my words now though :lol

Zeed is that you?
 
Relix said:
What. The. Fuck.

Holy shitting fuck. Just wow. The first thing she asked when I picked her up was "Did you enjoy my sister?". My jaw dropped and it was obvious. Seems someone had a peek while me and her sister were on it on the beach and told her. Now, this is fucked up. Revelation Times! I'll post a summary since its fucked up:

1) X person showed her the Bartender thread. It was an OPEN relationship back then.
2) She fucks a DJ.
3) Feels sorry. Never tells me. Hell bent on revenge.
4) Sister had a crush on me.
5) Sister seduction was part of an evil plan.
6) Sister sex was the competition of her plan.
7) SEEING THIS GAF THREAD brought her enjoyment.
8) Cries. Says she's not a goody-do good girl as she seems. I know this part, our conversations someone take weird turns. Oh, and she's bitchy. I like that part of her though.
9) My jaw is broken by this point.
10) We are in an open relationship.. again.
11) She does not want to break up. She's vengeful and she recognizes it. I am a horny dude that gets carried away with alcohol and recognize it.
12) Says she's happy I got what I did and that I made this thread.
13) She's still gonna sing today on the gig, and we are going to the party.
14) I live one more day.
15) Baby if you read this I love you. You are fucking original.

Most fucked up thing ever. I should watch my words now though :lol

Zeed is that you?
Click to expand...

...

You know, it's things like this that make me wonder if I am better off single right now.
 
Relix said:
What. The. Fuck.

Holy shitting fuck. Just wow. The first thing she asked when I picked her up was "Did you enjoy my sister?". My jaw dropped and it was obvious. Seems someone had a peek while me and her sister were on it on the beach and told her. Now, this is fucked up. Revelation Times! I'll post a summary since its fucked up:

1) X person showed her the Bartender thread. It was an OPEN relationship back then.
2) She fucks a DJ.
3) Feels sorry. Never tells me. Hell bent on revenge.
4) Sister had a crush on me.
5) Sister seduction was part of an evil plan.
6) Sister sex was the competition of her plan.
7) SEEING THIS GAF THREAD brought her enjoyment.
8) Cries. Says she's not a goody-do good girl as she seems. I know this part, our conversations someone take weird turns. Oh, and she's bitchy. I like that part of her though.
9) My jaw is broken by this point.
10) We are in an open relationship.. again.
11) She does not want to break up. She's vengeful and she recognizes it. I am a horny dude that gets carried away with alcohol and recognize it.
12) Says she's happy I got what I did and that I made this thread.
13) She's still gonna sing today on the gig, and we are going to the party.
14) I live one more day.
15) Baby if you read this I love you. You are fucking original.

Most fucked up thing ever. I should watch my words now though :lol
Click to expand...


Oh, you're both cheaters. I retract everything I said in my 1st post in the thread. You losers deserve each other- but please, do not procreate:

1. Neither of you are cut out to be parents.
2. Anything spawned by the 2 of you doesn't have much hope.
 
The_Inquisitor said:
...

You know, it's things like this that make me wonder if I am better off single right now.
Click to expand...

Its things like this that make me question the validity of many posts created on GAF. Particularly the ones pertaining to girls.
 
I am off and gone. Need to take a break. Believe what you want, I am through with explaining. Let this thread die. I should clear something out... I am SINGLE. Thank you.
 
Relix said:
What. The. Fuck.

Holy shitting fuck. Just wow. The first thing she asked when I picked her up was "Did you enjoy my sister?". My jaw dropped and it was obvious. Seems someone had a peek while me and her sister were on it on the beach and told her. Now, this is fucked up. Revelation Times! I'll post a summary since its fucked up:

1) X person showed her the Bartender thread. It was an OPEN relationship back then.
2) She fucks a DJ.
3) Feels sorry. Never tells me. Hell bent on revenge.
4) Sister had a crush on me.
5) Sister seduction was part of an evil plan.
6) Sister sex was the competition of her plan.
7) SEEING THIS GAF THREAD brought her enjoyment. She knew I would do it.
8) Cries. Says she's not a goody-do good girl as she seems. I know this part, our conversations someone take weird turns. Oh, and she's bitchy. I like that part of her though.
9) My jaw is broken by this point.
10) We are in an open relationship.. again.
11) She does not want to break up. She's vengeful and she recognizes it. I am a horny dude that gets carried away with alcohol and recognize it.
12) Says she's happy I got what I go (embarrassment, frustration, etc) and that I made this thread.
13) She's still gonna sing today on the gig, and we are going to the party.
14) I live one more day.
15) Baby if you read this I love you. You are fucking original.

Most fucked up thing ever. I should watch my words now though :lol

Zeed is that you?
Click to expand...

Assuming you're telling the truth (which I doubt), she has a very strange definition of revenge if it includes you having sex with her sister. Now, if her sister had been wearing an anti-rape condom, then it would make sense, but this? No. There are plenty of other ways for her to scare you. If true, you two are both pretty twisted people and seem to be made for each other. I doubt the relationship will last though.
 
Jason's Ultimatum said:
Is the investigation part true? Did someone here really fuck over Relix? Zeed? :lol :lol
Click to expand...

Or some of the other wanna be detectives. I got owned this time. Girls can be evil... >_< Not that I am any good at all.

OgnodoD said:
Assuming you're telling the truth (which I doubt), she has a very strange definition of revenge if it includes you having sex with her sister. Now, if her sister had been wearing an anti-rape condom, then it would make sense, but this? No. There are plenty of other ways for her to scare you. If true, you two are both pretty twisted people and seem to be made for each other. I doubt the relationship will last though.
Click to expand...


The relationship is over. This is far more fucked up than I could ever think someone doing
 
The first thing she asked when I picked her up was "Did you enjoy my sister?".
Click to expand...

I'm picturing the look on your face.

35chips.jpg
 
GodMike said:
Its things like this that make me question the validity of many posts created on GAF. Particularly the ones pertaining to girls.
Click to expand...
exactly. Posts like these just destroys the OT and makes you double-take on every thread. People call me out for being all detective nowadays, but it's because of obviously fake threads like these that makes me think like..

"why am I even bothering with forums when its all idiots making stuff up?"

Enough with the creative writing.
 
Guys really, let this die. If you want me to get banned go ahead and do it. I feel (and I am!) the most utter piece of shit in the whoooole world. I am not ever gonna make a GAF girl thread again. What hurts me more is that she never told me and decided to punish me. She wanted me to feel judged and like shit which...

YOU accomplished. I soooo would post your MySpace and some pictures over here but I abide by the rules, and while I may be a piece of shit you are the whoooole shit. And I know you are going to read this. Thank you
 
Relix said:
Guys really, let this die. If you want me to get banned go ahead and do it. I feel (and I am!) the most utter piece of shit in the whoooole world. I am not ever gonna make a GAF girl thread again. What hurts me more is that she never told me and decided to punish me. She wanted me to feel judged and like shit which...

YOU accomplished. I soooo would post your MySpace and some pictures over here but I abide by the rules, and while I may be a piece of shit you are the whoooole shit. And I know you are going to read this. Thank you
Click to expand...

You keep replying though...

Oh shit, so did I.


VICIOUS CYCLE FTL!
 
Gabrius said:
Shuri, if enough people petition it, maybe it will happen.

+1 to vote off the island.
Click to expand...
I'll add to that.

+1.

I actually regretted making my earlier post, thinking to myself "dammit, I just added fuel to this fake crap."
 
FF_VIII said:
You keep replying though...

Oh shit, so did I.


VICIOUS CYCLE FTL!
Click to expand...

I actually need to vent out. So I am as well going to be doing it NOW...

If any of you don't believe me I do not give the most utermost crap. If you want to get me banned let a mod or admin do it if he/she feels its necessary. I love this forum but they rule, not me.

So, i failed, and how hard did I get owned. Never in my life I thought this would happen to me. Being back-stabbed like that..... the last 2 months were nice, I enjoyed them, she seemed to enjoy it, but it seems all she had in her twisted mind was to fuck me up, someway, somehow. Hell I even presented her the band that she is in now, all friends of mine. They needed a singer, I got her in. I helped her, hear everything she whined about.

She accomplished it though, she made me feel like shit and get me embarrased. Maybe I should start religion or something, I really need the help of a bigger power if there is any right now. My damned hands are numb and i got my chest pain back all i the course of 12 self-destruct hours. Am I screwed? Yes. Experience? Yes. I am just gonna stick to being single until I am 30 years old, and never make a girl thread again on any forum, hell even discuss it. I am gonna stop drinking too. Definitely, I think I am developing an alcohol problem. With that I am done, need to go to the beach (figures) to take a break.

Do whatever you want with me, but I swear that all is true. Peace.
 
What pisses me off is that I was trying to give genuine advice for what I thought was an actual situation.......

This isn't anything but a game, being played by a few immature children. This is my last post in this thread, except to update the ban-petition count.

BTW it's up to 4 now.
 
Relix said:
I actually need to vent out. So I am as well going to be doing it NOW...

If any of you don't believe me I do not give the most utermost crap. If you want to get me banned let a mod or admin do it if he/she feels its necessary. I love this forum but they rule, not me.

So, i failed, and how hard did I get owned. Never in my life I thought this would happen to me. Being back-stabbed like that..... the last 2 months were nice, I enjoyed them, she seemed to enjoy it, but it seems all she had in her twisted mind was to fuck me up, someway, somehow. Hell I even presented her the band that she is in now, all friends of mine. They needed a singer, I got her in. I helped her, hear everything she whined about.

She accomplished it though, she made me feel like shit and get me embarrased. Maybe I should start religion or something, I really need the help of a bigger power if there is any right now. My damned hands are numb and i got my chest pain back all i the course of 12 self-destruct hours. Am I screwed? Yes. Experience? Yes. I am just gonna stick to being single until I am 30 years old, and never make a girl thread again on any forum, hell even discuss it. I am gonna stop drinking too. Definitely, I think I am developing an alcohol problem. With that I am done, need to go to the beach (figures) to take a break.

Do whatever you want with me, but I swear that all is true. Peace.
Click to expand...

Wait, I thought you were staying together? You make it sound like she dumped you, and that she was the only one doing the betraying.

*Edit:

104280640_059b972027_o.jpg
 
Kestastrophe said:
Wait, I thought you were staying together? You make it sound like she dumped you, and that she was the only one doing the betraying.
Click to expand...

No, I am dumped. Single again. Hey I screwed up first but by her own words "Open relationship" so I followed that, never thought it would get this bad. It's childish, definitely. Immature, yeah. Pathetic... yeah. She must be reading this now. Oh and to add to this, I hit drivers mirror with my door's gate and broke it. Yoopie dooo.

EDIT: Now that I see that anti-perspiration thing, I got a node or this small ball under my right underarm. It hurts too.
 
I actually believe him. Why would he make this up? No need to. Glad to hear things worked out. Well, sort of.

But I must ask how did she know about GAF? And if she did, why would you post anything here?

And still a more believable thread than Costanza's
 
worldrunover said:
I actually believe him. Why would he make this up? No need to. Glad to hear things worked out. Well, sort of.

But I must ask how did she know about GAF? And if she did, why would you post anything here?

And still a more believable thread than Costanza's
Click to expand...

Well some will argue I am an attention whore and all that, which is fake since I originally didn't want to post this at GAF but the guys at the WFC IRC forced me to (damn you guys too!). Now, I have this feeling that some of the detectives around here gave her the link to the bartender thread. She is not geeky, she would not know GAF at all. She explicitly told me someone added her as a friend and sent her a message with the thread. I didn't know this at all. Must be related to some dude called "Magicals" adding me to his MySpace right now.
 
Ok, now you're just making stuff up to avoid further scorn from NeoGAF.

It's a lose/lose situation. You keep it to yourself, you're a jerk. You tell her, then you're a girfriend-less jerk. I'm quitting this thread cold turkey.
 
Relix said:
No, I am dumped. Single again. Hey I screwed up first but by her own words "Open relationship" so I followed that, never thought it would get this bad. It's childish, definitely. Immature, yeah. Pathetic... yeah. She must be reading this now. Oh and to add to this, I hit drivers mirror with my door's gate and broke it. Yoopie dooo.

EDIT: Now that I see that anti-perspiration thing, I got a node or this small ball under my right underarm. It hurts too.
Click to expand...

Ask her sister out now since you're available and she likes you
 
funkmastergeneral said:
Ask her sister out now since you're available and she likes you
Click to expand...

That's a fucked up family... THE SISTER ALSO KNEW WHAT SHE WOULD HAVE TO DO. Forgot to point that out. It's like a global conspiracy to screw me up
 
funkmastergeneral said:
Ask her sister out now since you're available and she likes you
Click to expand...

Except her sister has a boyfriend (of four years) and magically agreed to forgo her existing 4 year relationship over a 2 month revenge plot!
 
grate said:
Except her sister has a boyfriend (of four years) and magically agreed to forgo her existing 4 year relationship over a 2 month revenge plot!
Click to expand...

Ah missing details which I didn't know. They have been separated for sometime now and the sister has been leading a wild life. Things you get to know in a short span of time. >_>
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Similar threads

Dune: Part Three | Official Teaser Trailer
2
74
1K
DKehoe replied
  • Poll
The next big thing in cell phones are wide foldables
2
88
303
Dr.Morris79 replied
Other than gaming, what’s your other big hobby?
2
92
860
xrnzaaas replied
[Deadline] New Dune Part 3 Character Posters Revealed
News Spoilers 
37
485
Moondoggy replied
The Big Lebowski (first time watching it since it’s initial release)
27
523
Durien replied
Top Bottom