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[Salty Rice]

They are really trying too hard.

 

[Strimei]

But was it beta tested in the future.

God I loved that ad.

 

[Retro]

If you have to say it print it on a free T-shirt, it's probably not true.

 

[Gator86]

From Penello, so you know it's true

 

[fantomena]

According to someone in the other thread:

They also have "W.W.P.D." (What would Phil do) wristbands.

 

[NoctisVsStar]

ms is now lebron James ?

 

[Unknown Soldier]

Does a Scorpio come with a can of chrome spray paint and a ticket to Valhalla?

I want to ride shiny and chrome

 

[FHIZ]

Yesterday was mundane, today is the day E3 goes crazy and I'm sitting at my computer laughing my ass off at all of it.

 

[Acquiescence]

Detecting a striking lack of self-awareness with that slogan.

 

[F0rneus]

Whoever thought this out, needs to be sacked lol. That's cringy AF

 

[I-hate-u]

Has a any console manufacturer ever become a market leader using "most powerful console" as their marketing slogan?

 

[Yearsoflurking]

I wish they would just show some goddamn games and move on from the most powerful shit. I'm going to get it, but man this campaign is terrible. We know it's strong ass hell because we've been told since June 2016.

E3 is in a hour relax

 

[Strangelove77]

 

[hEist]

conference haven't even started and I am already cringing.

 

[metalslimer]

lmao

Feels very 90s

 

[Nowise10]

LE CRINGE

 

[MegaSackman]

Well, didn't Sony have the same slogan? Something like "the most powerful console in the world"?

Lame.

 

[The Pope]

What a corny shitr.
Harmless tho.

 

[I Wanna Be The Guy]

I wonder how awkward this shirt will be in the next 6-10 minutes

FTFY

 

[Baroquemantic]

Ever? Scorpio from the future confirmed!

 

[CryptiK]

and it was a PC.

 

[xxracerxx]

Almost as bad as these:

 

[Shift Breaker]

I mean.

I guess they're not wrong.

What's the point, though?

 

[SictorVullivan]

Hey, atleast it's better than a poncho.

Not by much though.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

why?

its just a shirt, who gives a shit.

I thought you said who gives a shirt.

 

[Kodaman]

who gives a shirt

 

[MartyStu]

Sort of tacky I think. But do you Microsoft.

 

[brianmcdoogle]

The Tribe lives and continues to be embarrassing.

 

[Hexer06]

Some of those shirts have names/gamertags? at the top or bottom of them. What's that all about? Xbox T-Shirt Design Lab incoming!

 

[benny_a]

Reminds me of 2013 where they claimed the same thing. This time it's accurate for the alternating periods that Sony and MS will use AMD semi-customs until the console focused video game industry dies.

 

[chadskin]

Keep it in your trousers, Microsoft.

 

[zeexlash]

Just begging for a live game demo to go wrong

 

[Ray Down]

According to someone in the other thread:

Now I've seen it all.

 

[Bits N Pieces]

What a glorious night it has been so far and we're not even getting started yet!

 

[Captain Zyrain]

We got our gamertags printed on the shirts too. #fancy

 

[Syf]

Where do I order one, I'll be the coolest guy wearing this to my classes.

 

[UnemployedVillain]

I hope MS isn't too shocked when they realize there are reasons they're losing to the PS4 other than power. It's like they're back to their boastful "We're the strongest!" Xbox days

 

[Tankard]

Nice cult they are cultivating.

 

[kadotsu]

All the people wearing them are employees, right?

 

[Goodacre0081]

well, it looks like they can bring this achievement back and it will actually be true this time.

 

[- J - D -]

Clothes for those "It's a lifestyle!" types to wear.

 

[Agent_Carnage]

Sounds like George Lucas wrote it.

 

[Kud Dukan]

It's a fucking t-shirt. Who cares?

 

[chubigans]

According to someone in the other thread:

No way. I don't believe that. NO WAY.

 

[NewDust]

I really can't stand it when people use 'ever' where they mean 'until now'.

 

[Calm Mind]

I haven't seen this level of hubris since 2006.

 

[The Elite]

Ever? Not likely.

Up to this point in history it sounds like it is. I am not sure that's up to debate.

 

[kennyamr]

I just hope they don't throw real scorpions at people during the conference.

Yes, lollipops included.

 

[Y2Kev]

Don't they do this every year? It's like wah notice us. Kind of benign. Remember?

Wasn't it...

MASTER CHIEF / CAR / FACE NO ONE REMEMBERED / LARA CROFT

greatest game ever lineup

 

[AmyS]

They'll be ripping those shirts off in despair once PS5 is announced. lol.