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[NecrosaroIII]

No clarification on what the toppings are. "I just want a pizza".

 

[a multicultural team of v]

is this a trick question

 

[Rentahamster]

 

[JimmyRustler]

Probably Margherita.

 

[lachesis]

In my mind it's Margherita, but to them (restaurant) it's probably just cheese pizza with tomato sauce.

 

[FrankWza]

Regular would be how I asked for it if you're going to. It's sauce and mozzarella cheese.

 

[Patrick S.]

Margarita, or ham, cheese and mushrooms.

 

[Fbh]

Obviously pineapple and anchovies

 

[NecrosaroIII]

This is a hotly debated question at my work.

 

[Irobot82]

I would assume just a cheese pizza?

 

[AJUMP23]

I am about to watch Sound of Freedom so I don't know yet.


But if we are talking pizza, then I would say a Cheese Pizza or a Pepperoni.

 

[The Stig]

Probably Margherita.

this.

 

[MastAndo]

 

[Saber]

I would risk mozarela.
Its a pretty standart pizza around my country, a place where most of them are generic anyway.

 

[SpiceRacz]

It's a plain cheese pie. Cheese is standard on almost all pizzas. If they can't do a decent cheese pie, they don't deserve your money.

 

[Pegasus Actual]

If I called any half-respectable pizzeria and cuntily asked for a 'normal pizza' my assumption is that they'd just hang up on me, as I'd deserve.

 

[ahtlas7]

Never heard of a normal pizza.

 

[DGrayson]

Cheese sauce maybe a bit of basil

 

[Rival]

Pineapple and extra semen.

 

[NecrosaroIII]

It's a plain cheese pie. Cheese is standard on almost all pizzas. If they can't do a decent cheese pie, they don't deserve your money.

We did a test. Ordered 2 pizzas. After stating "Just a pizza" 20 times, eventually the poor employee put in the order. It was just a cheese pizza lol

 

[Treasure Hunter]

Whichever one didn't sell very well that day.
If I were in charge, my normal is chicken, cheese and mushrooms.

 

[Thaedolus]

You should get a slap in the face but I’d assume you’re just ordering a cheese pizza

 

[YCoCg]

Pineapple and extra semen.

Oh the San Francisco?

 

[ShadowLag]

This is like asking for a "normal sandwich". It's practically undefined, like dividing by zero.

 

[funkygunther]

You're really putting yourself in the hands of the clerk and what kind of day they're having with that kind of request.

"Is this Levis? Yeah just give me a pair of jeans"

 

[Trogdor1123]

Pepperoni for sure

 

[Sleepwalker]

Probably ham and cheese where im from, or cheese only.

 

[mortal]

Margherita, crushed pepper flakes.

 

[bender]

Sorrow and despair.

 

[Lunarorbit]

I guess a cheese pizza? If I worked at the pizza place that's what I'd make. It's too ambiguous

 

[Lunarorbit]

Pineapple and extra semen.

We did a test. Ordered 2 pizzas. After stating "Just a pizza" 20 times, eventually the poor employee put in the order. It was just a cheese pizza lol

That's what you got on your pizza N NecrosaroIII . Clerk just whipped it out as soon as you hung up the phone.

Since there's pineapple maybe the semen will taste good.

 

[German Hops]

Pepperoni.

 

[NecrosaroIII]

That's what you got on your pizza N NecrosaroIII . Clerk just whipped it out as soon as you hung up the phone.

Since there's pineapple maybe the semen will taste good.

It was an older Filipino lady

 

[StreetsofBeige]

I’d guess tomato sauce and cheese.

But a more likely answer is the cook will think you’re a dumbass.

 

[Mistake]

Ice cream and spinach

 

[kingwingin]

Pepperoni.

Cheese if you asked for it plain.

 

[GymWolf]

Here in italy they would ask if you want a margherita or biancaneve(snowhite, just mozzarella, oregano and oil) or a basic dry focaccia usually called facci di vecchia (granny's face)

Spoiler

Those are the 3 normal\classic pizzas usually.

In us is probably something like pepperoni an cheese or some shit.

 

[Mihos]

Your just going to get follow up questions and waste everyone's time.

 

[AV]

Margherita, obviously.

Better question is what people get served on TV shows when they walk into a bar and say "gimme a beer". Budweiser?

 

[MudoSkills]

The no topping left beef pizza.

 

[Ikutachi]

Pepperoni.

 

[Spaceman292]

If I called any half-respectable pizzeria and cuntily asked for a 'normal pizza' my assumption is that they'd just hang up on me, as I'd deserve.

What? Why?

 

[funkygunther]

What? Why?

No place has "normal pizza" on the menu

 

[Spaceman292]

No place has "normal pizza" on the menu

But everyone in the world knows what pizza is. Maybe they'll politely ask if you mean cheese and tomato but I don't think it's worth getting angry about.

 

[funkygunther]

But everyone in the world knows what pizza is. Maybe they'll politely ask if you mean cheese and tomato but I don't think it's worth getting angry about.

No-one phones up a pizzeria and asks just for a pizza. If you do you're a time waster.

 

[Kenpachii]

 

[Spaceman292]

No-one phones up a pizzeria and asks just for a pizza. If you do you're a time waster.

I think that's probably the only reason people call a pizzeria

 

[funkygunther]

I think that's probably the only reason people call a pizzeria

What part of "just a" and "normal" pizza is confusing you? I think you need to take yourself to this thread and declare your origin

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/aliens-and-ufos.1518937/

 

[nightmare-slain]

cheese, tomato sauce, and maybe pepperoni. that's the most basic ass pizza.

 

[Spaceman292]

What part of "just a" and "normal" pizza is confusing you? I think you need to take yourself to this thread and declare your origin

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/aliens-and-ufos.1518937/

It's not confusing that's my point.

Uh oh, looks like one of the mods works in a pizzaria too