bobbychalkers
Member
Is the Hitler Youth haircut still a thing?
-
Hey, guest user. Hope you're enjoying NeoGAF! Have you considered registering for an account? Come join us and add your take to the daily discourse.
I'm getting a haircut tomorrow; any advice, HairGAF?
- Thread starter Zubz
- Start date
- Status
PlayALLtheGames
Banned
Just get them done by wherever you get your haircut. I mean it's not a standard service typically but any place will do it if you ask.
exmachina64
Banned
Don't even start, you got a normal haircut and made a huge deal about it.
Try shaving with a straight razor?
DiipuSurotu
Banned
It was a thing even before Hitler.
-Pyromaniac-
Member
literally all men are getting the same fucking haircu these days with the faded sides and hair in the middle off to one side or whatever.
Delicious Waffles
Member
Keep it simple & clean and get yourself one of these:
This isn't what I'm personally adorning right now but I think it would suit your face shape and overall aesthetic.
I wish I could get this myself but my barber says my part is higher up than most so it wouldn't look good.
Monocle
Member
Well, does it still look good?
Your choices are "yes," "hell yes," and "hey stud, wanna kick it?".
blame space
Banned
just shave everything imo
zswordsman
Member
So besides having a nice TV, you also have nice hair?
I had a co-worker who did the whole Hitler youth cut. It looked nice until it grew a bit too much. Now it's in like a limbo stage, almost looks like a comb over.
Even if I did, it'd be back in a week. With a full beard.
Straight Edge
Member
Do you work at a church? An undercut isn't some crazy haircut.
UnObtainium17
Member
Whatever haircut you pick make sure you got the similar hairline as the one you wanted. I feel this is one of the things overlooked by many when selevting a new haircut.
PhantomZone
Member
Shave it off
your employers dont
As someone with a long face, what kind of haircut do you recommend?
Octavianus
Banned
Well, I have a couple ideas. Here's some photos you could show your stylist. Former stylist, so I tend to be more fashion forward and less conservative.
None of these.
again, came here for this
Go for something fuller at the sides and with plenty of texture to break up the tallness of your face. A short fringe can also cover the top of your forehead, making your face look a bit shorter.
IceDoesntHelp
Banned
Cancel the appointment.
Grow your hair our a bit more and get this beaut.
Grow your hair our a bit more and get this beaut.
OrangeGrayBlue
Member
So what'd you get?
True Savior
Member
Buzzcut or short on the sides and longer on the top, so you can style it or don't (I don't). That's it.
Don't think about how some haircut actually looks good on a model (basically forget half of the posts). That's why they are models. Cause they look good. It's not the haircut.
Don't think about how some haircut actually looks good on a model (basically forget half of the posts). That's why they are models. Cause they look good. It's not the haircut.
Nazi fashion has been a thing for decades, those motherfuckers knew how to look amazing
Bruce Springsteen
Member
I do this, minus the hard part.
hair looking straight but not sure about that beard
Audioboxer
Member
Honestly I don't think there's anything wrong with your haircut.
Haircut topic on GAF? I better click it and look for this picture..... There we go.
HawksWinStanley
Member
Seems to be what 90% of 25-35 year olds are rocking now from what I've seen.
There are plenty of YouTube barber videos with plain looking guys who come out looking amazing after a good haircut.
Cut your own hair like I do.
#1 on the sides and back. Whatever you want on the top. If you are not a great barber like myself, just keep the setting on coarse, so that the unevenness of it blends in, and over the weekend it grows enough where no one will notice.
Hell i just cut my own hair 30 minutes ago.
#1 on the sides and back. Whatever you want on the top. If you are not a great barber like myself, just keep the setting on coarse, so that the unevenness of it blends in, and over the weekend it grows enough where no one will notice.
Hell i just cut my own hair 30 minutes ago.
Strangelove77
Member
Just get the same boring ass Hitler youth haircut all white dudes get.
Found your new Facebook profile pic OP.
Bruce Springsteen
Member
Go with the buzz OP, it's coming back
The hard part the fucking worst.
If they are coming with that straight razor and they start working on the top of your dome, slap that shit out of their hand. A regular hitler youth/undercut looks way better without the arbitrary bald stroke.
Hey now ;/
I'm not a fan of hard parts just because a lot of times they look like the sea parting
EricTheCleric
Member
I think Stalin-style might be gaining traction though.
But hasn't it already been out of style at this point for a while now?
Go for something fuller at the sides and with plenty of texture to break up the tallness of your face. A short fringe can also cover the top of your forehead, making your face look a bit shorter.
The guy in the bottom left looks like he's just seen himself in the mirror and realised he's an extra-terrestrial.
- Status