FreedomOfSpeech
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As soon as you propose she will find you less sexy.
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I'm going to propose
- Thread starter Mexen
- Start date
OmegaSupreme
advanced basic bitch
How was the engagement sex? Congrats.
DogofWar
Member
Some of the responses made me snicker, but I will only wish you the best of luck OP.
Being married with a good woman is nothing near the stereotypical shitstorm you see in sitcoms. It creates an actual meaning in life and when you both realize that you plan years ahead as opposed to a week ahead you will somehow realize that it is for real.
Not that marriage is easy of course, lots of small, and big, things strain the relationship. Which is why you should start to nag at each other like an old married couple from the get go. Don't hold all those small annoyances inside you for years. Then all those unwashed pears, times she wore a stupid sweater or complained when you listened to the 8th Black Metal album for the day finally becomes too much and you will explode.
Oh and make sure to never get lazy in bed, regular orgasms is the key to keeping a woman happy. Especially if she is mad at you for some reason a good fuck will make everything right a lot better than flowers do.
Being married with a good woman is nothing near the stereotypical shitstorm you see in sitcoms. It creates an actual meaning in life and when you both realize that you plan years ahead as opposed to a week ahead you will somehow realize that it is for real.
Not that marriage is easy of course, lots of small, and big, things strain the relationship. Which is why you should start to nag at each other like an old married couple from the get go. Don't hold all those small annoyances inside you for years. Then all those unwashed pears, times she wore a stupid sweater or complained when you listened to the 8th Black Metal album for the day finally becomes too much and you will explode.
Oh and make sure to never get lazy in bed, regular orgasms is the key to keeping a woman happy. Especially if she is mad at you for some reason a good fuck will make everything right a lot better than flowers do.
AlteredForms
Banned
You spent 5 whole years together before considering marriage? I would have gotten down on my knees if she was the one during the first couple months.
Frito_Pendejo
Member
Autoblow; are blowjob machines better than woman?
Welp here’s a good thread for you
Punkster88
Banned
Super Mario
Banned
Sounds like something I'd read on Vox
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Yeah I’ve been divorced before and, speaking from experience, “fuck it” really isn’t the mindset to have going into marriage.
I knew I wanted to marry my current wife within months of dating her and was never more certain of anything in my life.
With my ex it was “well I guess we should???”
I wish you nothing but the best of luck OP but there are real consequences if things don’t pan out. Let me tell you, dating as a somewhat still young divorcee can be difficult because many women demand that “never married” status.
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fatty
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plushyp
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Elektro Demon
Banned
You made the biggest mistake of your life. You can still end it, it ain't over till it's official.
Kamina
Golden Boy
Congrats man.
Congrats OP!
No matter if you're joking or not, what a shitty thing to say to someone who just got engaged.
No matter if you're joking or not, what a shitty thing to say to someone who just got engaged.
Elektro Demon
Banned
I'm keeping it real bro. Truth sometimes hurts.
Don't project your own failures on others.