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[Punished Miku]

I'm attracted to lots of girls, of all shapes and sizes. Some thicc is good. Some skinny is good. Some super muscular girls are good. It just depends on the person, and how they carry themselves.

Straight up fat is a deal breaker though.

 

[Halo is Back]

I don't like woman that are significantly taller than me, or have big butts, because then my small weaner has a hard time reaching deep into the vaganus when going from behindus. It doesn't have that optimal thrust distance.

I'm not even talking about fatties, just woman bigger and taller than me, any extra grams or % of body fat will effectively reduce my already short operational range.

Obviously this is not good.

Missionary and pussy eating will be your friend in pleasing the ladies

 

[Punished Miku]

Missionary and pussy eating will be your friend in pleasing the ladies

Or just get those tall legs over your shoulders so they're out of the way. It works!

 

[mortal]

I don't like woman that are significantly taller than me, or have big butts, because then my small weaner has a hard time reaching deep into the vaganus when going from behindus. It doesn't have that optimal thrust distance.

I'm not even talking about fatties, just woman bigger and taller than me, any extra grams or % of body fat will effectively reduce my already short operational range.

Obviously this is not good.

Brehs...

 

[synchronicity]

Do you express an equal outrage whenever a woman says she wants a guy who isn't 5 foot, too skinny, no facial hair, etc?

Perhaps I didn't express myself clearly or understand your question, but any frustration I have is with men, not women. I know what to expect from women. Men should be, generally speaking, better than we are showing ourselves to be. (of late in the world) Our failings allow for the failings of women.

 

[jts]

We need some pictures for clarification purposes here.

 

[Super Mario]

Gimme alladat thiccness

Gross.

I will cleanse this thread of that abomination

 

[Halo is Back]

Perhaps I didn't express myself clearly or understand your question, but any frustration I have is with men, not women. I know what to expect from women. Men should be, generally speaking, better than we are showing ourselves to be. (of late in the world) Our failings allow for the failings of women.

Come on bro. It’s not your job to worry about the quality of other men just be the best you

 

[MastAndo]

I prefer a thick chick, though in real life, I usually err on the wrong side of my ideal, with the thickness happening in the wrong places as well. These things happen.

The line is becoming more and more blurred lately though - for example, when I think thick, I don't think of someone like Lizzo (to name one). but a certain demographic is insistent on placing her in that category.

 

[Rean no Kiseki]

I have always assumed that people who like thicc or fat women are conditioned to do so because they are most likely surrounded or grew up in an area that has fat ugly women.

That graph...

OT thicc "culture" is just a code word for chubby chaser.

 

[Breakage]

It's a black cultural thing that has gained popularity among Westerners. I don't remember white women being into all the big booty, big lips stuff when I was growing up in the 90s. The non-black women who strive for “thicc” figures are almost exclusively into black or mixed race (meaning mixed with some African heritage) men.

 

[oagboghi2]

I have always assumed that people who like thicc or fat women are conditioned to do so because they are most likely surrounded or grew up in an area that has fat ugly women.

So basically black people like ass

 

[synchronicity]

Come on bro. It’s not your job to worry about the quality of other men just be the best you

I can't argue with that.

 

[DESTROYA]

I can't wait until women's fat asses evolve into minotaurs... I can fuck em and then ride them to taco bell afterwards.


Just kidding, I'm at tit man.

You do realize Minotaurs were half man half horse right?

 

[bucyou]

prefer thicc to some ant bite titties and a nude body that looks like a 12 year old boy tho

 

[nush]

You do realize Minotaurs were half man half horse right?

No, that's a centaur.

 

[DESTROYA]

Thicc is OK
THICC is not
Curves makes a woman look sexy but there is a point of going to far and your just plain fat. If a girls weighs more than me thats a issue.

 

[DESTROYA]

No, that's a centaur.

Yeah I got them mixed up but that doesn’t make the OP‘s point any better worse in fact Minotaurs had the body of a man with the head of a bull.

 

[jshackles]

Yeah I got them mixed up but that doesn’t make the OP‘s point any better worse in fact Minotaurs had the body of a man with the head of a bull.

 

[Birdo]

I think it's just western society trying to cope with the fact that most women are fat now.

 

[O-N-E]

I don't like woman that are significantly taller than me, or have big butts, because then my small weaner has a hard time reaching deep into the vaganus when going from behindus. It doesn't have that optimal thrust distance.

I'm not even talking about fatties, just woman bigger and taller than me, any extra grams or % of body fat will effectively reduce my already short operational range.

Obviously this is not good.

First of all, LOL.

Second of all, just spread them cheeks, bro.

 

[womfalcs3]

It's like wrestling a pile of water balloons.

You've never had sex, have you?

 

[TUROK]

Sounds like OP got dat small diccccccc

 

[Sub_Level]

Sounds like OP got dat small diccccccc

I have a small dick and I still like thicc women, retard. Think before you post.

 

[JokerMM]

imagine being this fucking gay

 

[nush]

I think it's just western society trying to cope with the fact that most women are fat now.

It's true, get on a plane, fly to SE Asia and enjoy all the slim feminine women you can handle. I'd avoid overly westernized places like Hong Kong though, they got to used to the western lifestyle and you'll see the porkers there.

 

[Airola]

whynotboth.gif

More often than not, when I see really rich men, they tend to have much better looking skinnier wive than going "thicc". I feel like they have had access to some better picks. No?

Nah, when they have a lot of money they will go for the more expensive looking prostitute/escort type of women.

 

[MaestroMike]

Thickness & skinnyness is relative. What I think is thick u mite think is just fat. Anyways I like a lil meat on a girls bones but def not too much. It tells me she actually eats & theres less of a chance that shes fukking nutz. But if shes too thick she probably doesn't eat too much veggies or get in enough nutrients & thats a problem in the long run. I like a middle ground. Still needs to have them hips though thats number 1. Lot of these fitness chicks try to eat & workout like a dude & end up having broad shoulders & no hips like them crossfit chicks. Id take a thicker than normal chick than those crossfit chicks neday.

 

[triplestation]

imagine being this fucking gay

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

You do realize Minotaurs were half man half horse right?

You do realize I was making an absurd joke right?

 

[DESTROYA]

You do realize I was making an absurd joke right?

Sure, but it was so absurd it didn’t make sense.
Sorry I didn’t laugh, gore me for my stupidity .

 

[Mistake]

Stupid thicc
Like bacon in her nesquik
Pregnant or maybe sick
Obesity in her family tree
That’s what I want for me
Tcp/ip
The physical layer fat
Import an Asian
and have her eat the cat

 

[Amory]

Y not both

 

[TUROK]

I have a small dick and I still like thicc women, retard. Think before you post.

Sorry I made fun of your boyfriend, breh.

 

[Chairman Tickles]

 

[thicc_girls_are_teh_best]

OP's talkin' about BBWs, that's a whole other level of thick.

This is thick:

This is BBW:

See the difference?

 

[Revoh]

I would like to have coitus with all 3 of them. Thanks.

 

[highrider]

I’m not against it, but when I see a lot of extra weight I think I naturally associate that with inactivity. I know, this is the era where you meet a 300 pound woman who says with a straight face that she’s a personal trainer and loves the gym, but in my experience I just prefer not only the look of fitness, but the attitude and energy of it. I’m 52, all these chunksters are going to feel that weight when they are on older equipment lol.

 

[Represent.]

slim thick is unbeatable.

 

[Paracelsus]

I am not, because thick girls are fit girls with really bloated yet toned trained legs.
The problem is super obese women claiming they are thick to fit in.
Do you know what's also really thick? A cement mixer.

 

[BigBooper]

You've never had sex, have you?

Sorry, wrasslin.

 

[Reptars Revenge]

We must protect what is actually thicc and not blah

 

[Urprobablyright]

I agree. There are a few things that have snuck up on me in recent years, particularly in porn, that i really don't fancy.

-What i can only assume are fake butts. If it didn't look good when she's not squatting,i don't want anything to do with it. If it looks like a deflated brown paper balloon I'm outtie. Butts that look like square styrofoam blocks have been stuck in them, they're just fail.

-The elmo style deepthroat gag. What the heck is this? They sound like they're trying to gargle but a duck keeps plugging their throat? "Gwak gwak gwachk" fuck thaaat, i don't mind a gag if they've earned it by being champions but do they have to just spend 5 minutes fake gagging? Who are you weird guys whose views and likes have turned this into the regular practice? Shame on you!

- Full throated angry howls for more f*ckin'. I'm entirely turned off Asa Akira for this in particular, they just get angry and, kind of manly and pushy and so so fake. I would sort of pull out and back away slowly if someone started bellowing out that shit~

- finally, yes, the idea of thic. I don't even know when that one crept up on me, but yes. I remember a gay friend talking about thic bodytypes back in like 2007 when looking at a photo of tom hardy or something, maybe it came over from that stream... Time was when liking curvy women was a niche but totally respectable thing, but now it's some kind of mainstream enthusiasm? I also don't get it. I like a big rump, but my girl stands testament to the fact that i like that rump to be on an athletic body.

 

[MilkyJoe]

Thicc girls are good in bed tho..

They try harder,

 

[nush]

They try harder,

Yup, over-compensating. It's actually true.

 

[SoraKH3]

^^^^
thick is ok but not fat

 

[GymWolf]

Good type of thick

Spoiler

Mediocre type of thick

Spoiler

Ugly type of thick

Spoiler

Thick is a broad term.

 

[buizel]

literally everyone i know in real life fucking hate having to see fat chicks everywhere (and is usually chicks that hate how fat other women)

its true tho. i dont wanna see them showing off how gross they are. stop being fat no one actually likes it .

 

[Nealand Liquor]

Thicc and chubby should be reserved for women 10-20ish lbs "over weight" with the majority in the tits and ass. The real issue here is women are pushing 200lbs+ and calling themselves Thicc, curvy or chubby - No, no you ain't. You fat and you ain't foolin nobody with your lies.

 

[Elektro Demon]

Thicc is OK
THICC is not
Curves makes a woman look sexy but there is a point of going to far and your just plain fat. If a girls weighs more than me thats a issue.

It's a fine line between chubby/thicc and plain fat.