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I'm starting to bald and it's bringing me down

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You can always tattoo it:

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Alright, someone try to convince me that this is a bad idea, because it looks like a good solution lol
 
I am as bald as an untethered electron and have enjoyed a successful life with zero baldness impact. Including ladies.

Yeah but you have celebrity status as the creator of the Halo series and inventor of the modern FPS. That's an advantage most bald men don't have.
 
Alright, someone try to convince me that this is a bad idea, because it looks like a good solution lol

You have to be comfortable with the same trim length for the rest of your life. Tattoo density won't change even as the rest of your scalp hair density does. Quality of the inks may degrade over time (not sure what pigment they're using, but I think this is a fair assumption regardless).

Edit: I had no idea something bad happened to OP.
 
I have nightmares about waking up and being bald.

I would get plugs, for sure, at whatever cost pretty much.

Elon Musk's hair plugs are the best I've ever seen. Genuine question, anyone know where Elon got them done at? I don't think Elon's ever spoken publicly about it.

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I have nightmares about waking up and being bald.

I would get plugs, for sure, at whatever cost pretty much.

Elon Musk's hair plugs are the best I've ever seen. Genuine question, anyone know where Elon got them done at? I don't think Elon's ever spoken publicly about it.

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Wow. I didn't know he was ever balding If I hadn't seen that I would have thought that was his normal hair.
 
Alright, someone try to convince me that this is a bad idea, because it looks like a good solution lol

Incredibly painful, it'll fade over time and good luck getting that retouched to match exactly the first time. I'm sure it'll look really weird with actual hair growing in.
 
Yeah but you have celebrity status as the creator of the Halo series and inventor of the modern FPS. That's an advantage most bald men don't have.

You would be unsurprised at how little I used video games to seduce anyone. Besides I was off the market by the time I worked on Halo.

Sounds pat but:

Be yourself.* Dress well. Take care of your body. Shower. Don't watch anime. Don't wear a fedora. Don't correct anyone that it's a trilby.



* Unless you're awful.
 
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