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[Rival]

You steal my lunch and I catch you I guess I’m getting fired that day because I’m going to slap the stolen food right out of your mouth.

 

[Melon Husk]

If you're a 10-year-old working 12-hour shifts in a factory 6 days a week and the company pays you a nickel per day, then yes.

 

[Hudo]

Fucker still continued to steal my lunch after.

That's essentially an official declaration of war.

So next time even more laxatives and the most horrendously spicy chili/chili cream that you can find. So that fucker's asshole can burn in hell.

 

[Faust]

That's essentially an official declaration of war.

So next time even more laxatives and the most horrendously spicy chili/chili cream that you can find. So that fucker's asshole can burn in hell.

I left that job two years ago, so it is a bit late for that, lol!

 

[ahtlas7]

German Hops are you trolling? Come on.

 

[Methos#1975]

My workplace has cameras in the break room and they have walked out people for stealing lunches of coworkers, not even worth it

 

[diffusionx]

 

[M1chl]

Who tfuck voted yes

 

[German Hops]

German Hops are you trolling? Come on.

I'm having a bit of a chuckle, yes.

 

[German Hops]

Wait, I finally got a tag because of this?
lol, gaf mods are hilarious.

 

[ssringo]

I enjoy firing food thieves. Or thieves in general. Turns out I wasn't bullshitting about the camera pointed at the refrigerator...

 

[AJUMP23]

People tell me I'm a cunt for not returning trolleys (shopping carts). This is far worse.

We use to live in a society.....

 

[Days like these...]

People are going on ignore. I can't with nice guy lunch thief who hates his co-workers and his defenders

 

[MudoSkills]

lol, gaf mods are hilarious.

Well, someone has to be.

 

[German Hops]

OK, here's an update, folks.

Someone put a note on one of the fridges recently and you can see my response at the bottom:

 

[German Hops]

I had a coworker once who continuously ate my lunch. Never failed, day after day. Even after I confronted them, they played dumb. One day I grew tired of it and put a little bit of heavy duty laxative in my soup. You can guess who spent most of the day on the toilet. Fucker still continued to steal my lunch after.

Here's Faust :

And then his co-worker at an undisclosed time:

 

[Days like these...]

OK, here's an update, folks.

Someone put a note on one of the fridges recently and you can see my response at the bottom:

I sincerely hope you get fired

 

[German Hops]

I sincerely hope you get fired

And I will fuck you, too.

 

[Punished Miku]

You definitely earned the tag dude. Congrats! Following up the lunch thief thread with the nice guy thread is legendary. Rarely have I seen a combo like that.

 

[BlackTron]

Wait, I finally got a tag because of this?
lol, gaf mods are hilarious.

Good men cannot just stand by and do nothing

 

[OmegaSupreme]

You should try stealing their hearts instead. Become a work manwhore. Dip your quill in the company ink.

 

[22:22:22]

Breakfast and Lunch is for the weak.

 

[22:22:22]

I sincerely hope you get fired

 

[Days like these...]

And I will fuck you, too.

Somebody call for wellness check he's lost it.

 

[PaddyOCanager]

 

[Days like these...]

I don't know what this means but you're going on ignore along with the lunch thief. I could deal with the flat earth tinfoil hat conspiracy theories but defense of a lunch thief is a bridge too far

 

[Durien]

Lets see how you feel one someone steels your shit. What goes around comes around.

Lol I was thinking the same thing. How long until OP posts a new thread, "Some a-hole stole my lunch!?!?!?"

 

[Sleepwalker]

Lol I was thinking the same thing. How long until OP posts a new thread, "Some a-hole stole my lunch!?!?!?"

If you steal lunch you dont bring your own

 

[22:22:22]

I don't know what this means but you're going on ignore along with the lunch thief. I could deal with the flat earth tinfoil hat conspiracy theories but defense of a lunch thief is a bridge too far

Lunch thieves should get the guillotine.

I'M NOT A FUCKING FLAT EARTHER brother. Neither am I a TINFOIL HAT CONSPIRACY person.

So let's get that straight now okay? I like you but don't be saying shit like that about me.

You cool people..Sad you had such a view of me.

 

[BlackTron]

Lol I was thinking the same thing. How long until OP posts a new thread, "Some a-hole stole my lunch!?!?!?"

Tomorrow is a new day.

 

[22:22:22]

I don't know what this means but you're going on ignore along with the lunch thief. I could deal with the flat earth tinfoil hat conspiracy theories but defense of a lunch thief is a bridge too far

There were some simpletons in the UFO thread that sharted and jumped to some wild assumption I was promoting flat earth stuff. And all the other simpletons followed.

So I blocked the thread even though I've been interested in UFO'S for 25+ years.

 

[Soodanim]

I had a coworker once who continuously ate my lunch. Never failed, day after day. Even after I confronted them, they played dumb. One day I grew tired of it and put a little bit of heavy duty laxative in my soup. You can guess who spent most of the day on the toilet. Fucker still continued to steal my lunch after.

I'd be tempted to do something like that after the first time. Screw in the tuna, dangerously hot sauce, stones to encourage broken teeth, gone off dairy, that sort of thing.

Good on you for at least getting some revenge, sounds like it wasn't nuclear enough though.

Edit: forget uncooked chicken. Bit of salmonella should do the trick.

 

[BlackTron]

I'd be tempted to do something like that after the first time. Screw in the tuna,

Dude you can be sued for that

 

[Putonahappyface]

OK, here's an update, folks.

Someone put a note on one of the fridges recently and you can see my response at the bottom:

I'd gift you gold if you didn't already have it. This is the funniest shit I've read so far this year.

 

[Days like these...]

There were some simpletons in the UFO thread that sharted and jumped to some wild assumption I was promoting flat earth stuff. And all the other simpletons followed.

So I blocked the thread even though I've been interested in UFO'S for 25+ years.

I see, I apologize. You're good people. Now off with the lunch thief's head.

 

[German Hops]

. Now off with the lunch thief's head.

 

[ReBurn]

There's no way I'm eating someone else's lunch. I don't know how clean their kitchen is or what the expiration dates on their ingredients are. I'd starve first.

 

[Soodanim]

Dude you can be sued for that

I'll blame Keenan and Kel, they gave me the idea from an early age

 

[22:22:22]

I see, I apologize. You're good people. Now off with the lunch thief's head.

No worries and likewise.

Just a case of the straw that broke the camel's back.

My apologies as well.

 

[AJUMP23]

I see, I apologize. You're good people. Now off with the lunch thief's head.

No worries and likewise.

Just a case of the straw that broke the camel's back.

My apologies as well.

Way to hug it out you guys.

 

[Azzurri]

Only if he's a 'nice guy'

 

[The Pleasure]

Come Monday I'm gonna eat it for lunch.

Probably tastes like Amy Schumer's comedy.

 

[Days like these...]

Way to hug it out you guys.

Jeebus hates me and so do you

 

[AJUMP23]

Jeebus hates me and so do you

How could I hate a person i have blessed.

 

[22:22:22]

Way to hug it out you guys.

Ofcourse. No bad feelings at all. Just got fed up with being the flat earth guy when I never proclaimed any such thing at all.

Imagine doing your best to broaden the view regarding the topic at hand (very specific and topical since it regarded Grush, and "aliens" in general).

But due to some other videos I'd instead got named a flat earther by some MSM simpleton and most posters picked that up and ran with it putting that label on me.

Couldn't even post in the one thread which was closest to my interests.

So yeah I got mad lol.

But we cool now. So yeah

 

[22:22:22]

Grildon Tundy , Bro.

I just wanted to inquire about your interest regarding my own personal take on Indonesian peanut sauce..

 

[nightmare-slain]

In honour of German Hops today I stole someone’s lunch. Well, maybe two peoples. Was a yummy pasta and a salad. Someone was kind enough to leave a bottle of coke which I treated myself to.

Can’t wait to see what they leave me tomorrow! Hope there is a banana kicking about. Could go a banana but I won’t say no to an Apple.

 

[22:22:22]

In honour of German Hops today I stole someone’s lunch. Well, maybe two peoples. Was a yummy pasta and a salad. Someone was kind enough to leave a bottle of coke which I treated myself to.

Can’t wait to see what they leave me tomorrow! Hope there is a banana kicking about. Could go a banana but I won’t say no to an Apple.

You should leave a piece of stale bread with marmite or old bologna on it in a plastic bag slightly ripped with your name on it.

Count the days it stays there

 

[22:22:22]

Maybe Hops is interested. Bet he could steal all the ingredients

 

[Esca]

Easy question, the answer depends on your own answer to this. Do you like getting the crap getting beaten out of you. Or we can go the legal route and get you fired for being a thief