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[G-Fex]

Bah now I know why the parking lot where I park my car every morning at work is infested with squirrels and bunnies.

Curse you squirrel girl!

 

[Wiseblade]

^^^^^ lawl, troll squirrel rules

So have they retconned the events of M-Day yet

I don't keep up with mutants anymore. Too much inbreeding.

 

[Keru_Shiri]

^^ As someone who's becoming a huge Dr. Doom fan, I will say that's fucking hilarious/awesome.

 

[Infinite Justice]

Squirrel Girl FTW

 

[Hot Coldman]

I wonder if SG actually need the time machine or if she just did that to troll fanboys

 

[Jarmel]

[MG]http://i.imgur.com/xx1CE.jpg[/IMG]

Legendary.

 

[Riposte]

Squirrel Girl also had a fling with Wolverine at some point. No one knows really what happened except they didn't part on good terms.

That makes no sense. Isn't Squirrel Girl barely 18, if not a little older now.

EDIT: The best thing about Squirrel Girl being in MvC3 would be that Joe's face would probably pop up and say the win quote.

 

[3N16MA]

 

[bangai-o]

why didnt he just run away from the squirrels.

 

[Sadist]

Funny overpowered: well funny to me

Zombie Galactus!

 

[_Isaac]

why didnt he just run away from the squirrels.

They took over his ship.

 

[G-Fex]

and his armor isn't squirrel proof

I think I like Squirrel girl more than any F4

 

[Wiseblade]

How about the Time Spider-Man and the FF defeated Doom by publicly embarassing him.

 

[G-Fex]

How about the Time Spider-Man and the FF defeated Doom by publicly embarassing him.

and how did they do that? Make him trip over a crack?

 

[thetechkid]

and how did they do that? Make him trip over a crack?

Causing his mother's back to break and saving the universe.

 

[Htown]

Squirrel Girl also had a fling with Wolverine at some point. No one knows really what happened except they didn't part on good terms.

I laughed so hard when they did that in New Avengers. Then again when she showed up in that other comic as one of Logan's love interests in the deepest parts of his mind. Best off-panel history ever.

 

[Wiseblade]

and how did they do that? Make him trip over a crack?

• Doom switches bodies with Human Torch to fight Namor (long story).
• Torch then signs some really generous treaties with Latveria's neighbours and acts like an idiot.
• Doom switches back to try and recover his image.

 

[Timedog]

This is making me physically ill. Someone needs to make a Goku vs. Batman thread, for the good of all that is GAF.

Do what tastes right.

 

[Hot Coldman]

Goku is borderline retarded, of course Batman would defeat him

 

[_Isaac]

This is making me physically ill. Someone needs to make a Goku vs. Batman thread, for the good of all that is GAF.

Do what tastes right.

You're in it.

 

[vMaxx]

Goku is borderline retarded, of course Batman would defeat him

Hahahahahaha...nice JOKE!

 

[Wiseblade]

Goku is borderline retarded, of course Batman would defeat him

All Goku needs is one Punch and Batman is cleaved in two. And considering Goku can move faster than lightning and teleport across planes of existence, it's not a hard punch to land.

Goku wins.

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

Goku is only an expert martial artist, he just wins because his opponents always agree to a fair fight. But Batman is too big of a cheater.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

All Goku needs is one Punch and Batman is cleaved in two. And considering Goku can move faster than lightning and teleport across planes of existence, it's not a hard punch to land.

Goku wins.

Equally capable opponents have made this same mistake.

 

[Hot Coldman]

Yeah but Goku is too nice

Batman could easily fool him and break his neck

 

[thetechkid]

How does death stop goku? He dies like 4 or 5 times and it does nothing to him at this point.

 

[zero_suit]

How does death stop goku? He dies like 4 or 5 times and it does nothing to him at this point.

Only because of the Dragonballs...

 

[Hot Coldman]

Batman would turn him into a vegetable

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

He is basically and immortal deity (with voice in the politics of heaven and hell). But he is to damn naive.

 

[Wiseblade]

Yeah but Goku is too nice

Batman could easily fool him and break his neck

True. After all he did let Vegeta live after killing most of his friends and trying to destroy the planet. Batman would take advantage of that naivete in a second.

Though Neck breaking wouldn't really do much, Bats could probably think of something.

 

[G-Fex]

Equally capable opponents have made this same mistake.

Batman's power level isn't even over 1000.

Besides, I could just mind crush old Brucie and he'd be a damn vegetable in a wheelchair, being taken care of by Alfred.

 

[bigboss370]

no matter how much you wish otherwise, ALOT of characters would demolish the Bats...

 

[Timedog]

No, this is about a lot of characters. WE NEED A THREAD SPECIFICALLY ABOUT ONLY GOKU VS. BATMAN. Who has the guts to make that thread, possibly the greatest thread in GAF history? Who will be GAF's savior?

 

[Narag]

Do it, Timedog. You're the hero we deserve.

no matter how much you wish otherwise, ALOT of characters would demolish the Bats...

Depends if we allot preptime!

 

[_Isaac]

Please don't.

 

[Sadist]

No, this is about a lot of characters. WE NEED A THREAD SPECIFICALLY ABOUT ONLY GOKU VS. BATMAN. Who has the guts to make that thread, possibly the greatest thread in GAF history? Who will be GAF's savior?

 

[NEO0MJ]

No, this is about a lot of characters. WE NEED A THREAD SPECIFICALLY ABOUT ONLY GOKU VS. BATMAN. Who has the guts to make that thread, possibly the greatest thread in GAF history? Who will be GAF's savior?

More like a thread about Everyone VS. Batman.
Good thing Batman already prepared for such a thread.

 

[G-Fex]

Riddler has nearly beaten Batman and outsmarted him.

 

[karasu]

Dude, don't start another thread and kill this one prematurely.

 

[Timedog]

Oh, God. I might do it. I might just fucking do it.

More like a thread about Everyone VS. Batman.
Good thing Batman already prepared for such a thread.

I don't think you quite understand. That would be POINTLESS.

Dude, don't start another thread and kill this one prematurely.

This thread can still go on, sans all Batman vs. Goku discussion. We can move all Batman vs. Goku discussion from out of this thread, so there is much less litter, and into that thread, where glory will be had by all.

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

I bet Ozymandias is smarter than Bats too.

 

[Wiseblade]

Batman vs. Xanatos

Xanatos wins.

 

[G-Fex]

Oh, God. I might do it. I might just fucking do it.



I don't think you quite understand. That would be POINTLESS.

Don't do it, keep this one alive

 

[bangai-o]

being realistic about a battle against Goku. Assuming Goku is evil, as if he had been placed into a Magin Goku form, Batman would acquire the means to take him out.
Putting on a ring of power, wearing the cloak and wielding the sword of Azreal. Many possibilities.

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

being realistic about a battle against Goku. Assuming Goku is evil, as if he had been placed into a Magin Goku form, Batman would acquire the means to take him out.
Putting on a ring of power, wearing the cloak and wielding the sword of Azreal. Many possibilities.

Would be more realistic for Bats to be the evil one.

 

[bigboss370]

i read on wiki there was a time when Joker controlled reality and crippled batman's mind by repeatedly killing him over and over. then supes had to erase Bat's memory so he could go on..

 

[CHEEZMO™]

I bet Ozymandias is smarter than Bats too.

Never thought of this.

 

[Hot Coldman]

i read on wiki there was a time when Joker controlled reality and crippled batman's mind by repeatedly killing him over and over. then supes had to erase Bat's memory so he could go on..

There was Brave and Bold episode where Bat-Mite accidentally gives his powers to Joker and this happens, yeah. So funny.

 

[Infinite Justice]

Batman vs. Xanatos

Xanatos wins.

Xanatos always wins


As posted before

Goku once died from a heart problem so Batman has an avenue right there....

The only one he has to really deal with is Piccolo or Dende since they possess the "dragonball" treat.

Goku is chump change to the bats if he (Goku) acts like his usual naive self.

 

[bangai-o]

Batman would also just get Superman to fight Goku anyway.