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[bangai-o]

earthlings study brain development and microbiology. why would other intelligent life forms go from one universe to another just to study inside butts?

 

[Green Mamba]

Well I would imagine that, at some point in the past, some person somewhere probed another animal's anus just to see what was in there.

 

[Nibel]

Extra Terasstrial

 

[Plywood]

Because of reasons.

 

[dispensergoinup]

Mistook Earth for Uranus?

 

[Strax]

Poop is fun

 

[mariox2098]

Apparently fecal matter holds the secrets to our species

 

[FO-totality]

gayliens

 

[Tesseract]

poop butt, heh.

 

[BorkBork]

they are more interested in communicating with the intestinal bacteria. The human 10 percent is just the container for our microbial overlords.

 

[TAJ]

Art Bell types are overwhelmingly conservative.
Conservatives won't let themselves consciously admit that they want their asses invaded. Simple.

 

[crazy monkey]

holes. nose ears moth ass.

 

[Messypandas]

slut shaming

 

[Nibel]

It's called analyzing and not brainyzing

 

[Cow Mengde]

Fecal matter does contain information like our diet, or how our digestive system works without having to cut us open.

 

[XANDER CAGE]

excuses for closeted conservative 1950s men to know what buttsex feels like

"John why do you know so much about butt feelings"

"I was abducted by aliens"

 

[LordCanti]

The GI tract is the best place to lay alien eggs; it's a constant source of nutrition.

 

[DietRob]

Generates more panic. Looking into your ear doesn't quite have the same effect.

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

Well I would imagine that, at some point in the past, some person somewhere probed another animal's anus just to see what was in there.

Seriously, anal probing is the nicest thing we've done in animal testing.

 

[Groof]

Mistook Earth for Uranus?

 

[Tesseract]

they in our butts, harvesting our methanes.

 

[chertipros]

Mistook Earth for Uranus?

HaHa good post

 

[LQX]

Human scientists sort of do similar shit to lesser life forms on this planet. More than a few times I have seen some show where they're digging around in a cows ass.

 

[Ridli]

Because when you want to spread a rumor and cause panic, conjuring images of anal rape incite fear. This makes the story more memorable and people are more likely to share it.

 

[jaxword]

Because they detected our porn signals transmitting out in space and they figure that's how we communicate.

 

[Rubbish King]

Harvesting farts

 

[diamount]

Quickest way for their babies to grow.

 

[out0v0rder]

you can never really know everything about a person until you have been all up in their butte

 

[GungHo]

Because the menfolk wouldn't explain why they couldn't sit down after visiting the barn to see the stallion.

 

[DryvBy]

It's symbolic to warn us about the planet, Uranus.

 

[speedpop]

Because it's nothing more than an urban legend purported by males who have an irrational fear of being violated through the anus.

 

[electroshockwave]

Because of reasons.

 

[Rubbish King]

The more you modify the accent, the funnier it gets

 

[Plywood]

:*)

The more you modify the accent, the funnier it gets

I imagine the voice of Christoph Waltz's character in Django Unchained.

 

[Aselith]

Everyone likes anal. Maybe they only kidnap people when it's their birthday.

 

[UFRA]

lmfao this is incredible.

 

[Motte in Paris]

Everything Comes Down To Poo

 

[ElectricBlue187]

Because homophobia

 

[cityhunter]

Shits and giggle

 

[PJV3]

inter-galactic prostate cancer awareness.

 

[DiscoJer]

Because it's an easy way for supposedly sophisticated people to make fun of both people who see UFOs and people who live in rural areas.

 

[SmithnCo]

You assume the probing aliens are studying something and aren't just planet-hopping perverts.

 

[AuthenticM]

It's called analyzing and not brainyzing

10/10

 

[Phonomezer]

Maybe they're milking.

 

[SmellyHands]

You gotta check out everything. It's the only way to know for sure.

 

[Wag]

brain surgery?

 

[Septimius]

earthlings study brain development and microbiology. why would other intelligent life forms go from one universe to another just to study inside butts?

Do you know something I don't, or are you just unsure in which order planets, galaxies, solar systems, stars and universes go?

 

[highrider]

How you react to anal probing says a lot about you.

 

[Jorok Goldblade]

The aliens who've been abducting humans aren't scientists- they're drunken, joy-riding dudebros. Shoving things in a redneck's b-hole is their version of cow tipping.

 

[Tesseract]

Do you know something I don't, or are you just unsure in which order planets, galaxies, solar systems, stars and universes go?

multiple verses of multiverses maynes, all leading to the underverse.