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ITT: We post screens that showcase the visual charisma lost by modern Simpsons
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On May 21, 1864, the men of the Ninth Bearded Infantry were
sunning and fluffing their beards in the sun. Suddenly, enemy
troops crested that hill over there.
Man 1: Fort Springfield, we surrender unconditionally!
Man 2: We're sick. We need leeches and hacksaws to saw off our
gangrenous limbs!
Guide: But the Springfield Brigade was too brave to accept the
surrender.
Man 3: Come on, boys! Those white flags are no match for our muskets.
[they charge]
Guide: And the Springfielders heroically slaughtered their enemies as
they prayed for mercy.
The children watching from the stands close by aren't from Springfield
Elementary; these latter children are behind a fence far away from the
battle scene.
Bart: It's hard to see what's going on; I can only make out the fat
soldiers.
Skinner: All right, children, switch.
[one of the soldiers spots the children]
Man 4: Hey, they're trying to learn for free!
Guide: [sees them] Get 'em!
Man 3: Use your phony guns as clubs!
Skinner: Run, children!
[they take off, followed by the soldiers]
Start the bus, Otto, start the bus!
[Otto, siphoning, swallows some gasoline by accident and
coughs]
Otto: Damn! I shouldn't have eaten the mint first.
[starts the bus]
OK, hop on!
[the children, for the most part, do so]
Uter: Wait, wait!
[he stumbles; the soldiers catch up and surround him]
Edna: Well, Seymour, because of your penny-pinching, we're coming
back from a field trip with the fewest children yet.
Skinner: God bless the man who invented permission slips.
[kisses an armful of them]
sunning and fluffing their beards in the sun. Suddenly, enemy
troops crested that hill over there.
Man 1: Fort Springfield, we surrender unconditionally!
Man 2: We're sick. We need leeches and hacksaws to saw off our
gangrenous limbs!
Guide: But the Springfield Brigade was too brave to accept the
surrender.
Man 3: Come on, boys! Those white flags are no match for our muskets.
[they charge]
Guide: And the Springfielders heroically slaughtered their enemies as
they prayed for mercy.
The children watching from the stands close by aren't from Springfield
Elementary; these latter children are behind a fence far away from the
battle scene.
Bart: It's hard to see what's going on; I can only make out the fat
soldiers.
Skinner: All right, children, switch.
[one of the soldiers spots the children]
Man 4: Hey, they're trying to learn for free!
Guide: [sees them] Get 'em!
Man 3: Use your phony guns as clubs!
Skinner: Run, children!
[they take off, followed by the soldiers]
Start the bus, Otto, start the bus!
[Otto, siphoning, swallows some gasoline by accident and
coughs]
Otto: Damn! I shouldn't have eaten the mint first.
[starts the bus]
OK, hop on!
[the children, for the most part, do so]
Uter: Wait, wait!
[he stumbles; the soldiers catch up and surround him]
Edna: Well, Seymour, because of your penny-pinching, we're coming
back from a field trip with the fewest children yet.
Skinner: God bless the man who invented permission slips.
[kisses an armful of them]
cooltrainer
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That whole episode, "The PTA Disbands" is great, I just watched it. Principal Skinner gives Otto the "credit card" to get gas. "Oh man, I shouldn't have eaten the mint first."
"Skinner says the teachers will crack any minute purple monkey dishwasher."
And whenever It's a Wonderful Life is on or other movie with Jimmy Stewart I think of the part at the bank.
Bart:"What do ya mean the bank is out of money?" "Insolvent?" "You only have cash for the next three customers?" Everyone rushes the teller and the Jimmy Stewart character comes out and says,"Now wait just a second, I don't have your money here, i-it's in Bill's House a-and Fred's House!"
Moe: "Hey what are you doing with my money in your house Fred?!"
"Talkin' out of turn, that's a paddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe, you better believe that's a paddlin'."
"Skinner says the teachers will crack any minute purple monkey dishwasher."
And whenever It's a Wonderful Life is on or other movie with Jimmy Stewart I think of the part at the bank.
Bart:"What do ya mean the bank is out of money?" "Insolvent?" "You only have cash for the next three customers?" Everyone rushes the teller and the Jimmy Stewart character comes out and says,"Now wait just a second, I don't have your money here, i-it's in Bill's House a-and Fred's House!"
Moe: "Hey what are you doing with my money in your house Fred?!"
"Talkin' out of turn, that's a paddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe, you better believe that's a paddlin'."
platypotamus
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RevenantKioku said:
This is a pain I know all too well.
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timetokill said:A friend whipped this up for me:
:lol Yes! Needs to be looped, though!
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cooltrainer said:
Moe's delivery is perfect.
:lol Moe is an angry, angry man.
Just watched 'Radio Bart'. Such an underrated episode.
"Convoy!!!!!" I love Santa's Little Helper in this scene.
"Mmmmm... chocolate!"
Doh! Marge, we need more chocolate, strawberry and vanilla ice-cream!
Homer freaking out and grabbing his shotgun is one of my favorite running gags in the show.
So many Coreys!
"Rod... Todd! This is God! Walk through the wall, I will remove it for you..."
"...later."
"Grasping the child firmly in his talons, Socrates here will fly him to safety! Just watch."
"I don't think he's coming back."
"And we're sending our love down the well..."
"Allllll the way downnnnn!"
Dr Monroe: "The child is reverting to a feral, or 'wolf-like' state. Here is an artist's conception."
"Convoy!!!!!" I love Santa's Little Helper in this scene.
"Mmmmm... chocolate!"
Doh! Marge, we need more chocolate, strawberry and vanilla ice-cream!
Homer freaking out and grabbing his shotgun is one of my favorite running gags in the show.
So many Coreys!
"Rod... Todd! This is God! Walk through the wall, I will remove it for you..."
"...later."
"Grasping the child firmly in his talons, Socrates here will fly him to safety! Just watch."
"I don't think he's coming back."
"And we're sending our love down the well..."
"Allllll the way downnnnn!"
Dr Monroe: "The child is reverting to a feral, or 'wolf-like' state. Here is an artist's conception."
I really love The Cartridge Family, but I never realized how much it fucks up the continuity. Homer already has a gun, and Marge used one when she was a police officer.
Still, fun episode.
Homer: Do you know how to cook?
Milhouse: Do I!? *opens cupboard and starts taking out all sorts of pots and pans*
Still, fun episode.
Homer: Do you know how to cook?
Milhouse: Do I!? *opens cupboard and starts taking out all sorts of pots and pans*
Marvie_3 said:
I knew there was something unsettling about that episode.
I think I like season 6 more than 7 now. There's a lot of season 7 that I love, but 6 is slightly better. Fear of Flying is one of my least favorite golden age episodes (Homerpalooza is the worst of the 2-7 bunch).
I miss Marge's fantasies. They were usually unexpected and funny.
Marge: I don't think she's as good-looking as Jack Nicklaus. *shot of Marge daydreaming about Jack Nicklaus putting a ball into the hole and bending over to pick it up while she hums to herself*
Marge: I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors... oh one more.
*six million dollar sound effect is faintly heard in the background*
And then there's this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP-TeMshOj0
I saw 'The Springfield Connection' that other day. Great fun!
Lenny: Hey, great news, guys: I picked up a nudie deck for our game.
Homer: [grabs it] "The Girls of the Internet"...ooh, I'd go on-line with them any day!
Homer: Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the police academy, I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like that movie, "Spaceballs". But instead it's been painful and disturbing like that movie "Police Academy".
:lol :lol
Lenny: Hey, great news, guys: I picked up a nudie deck for our game.
Homer: [grabs it] "The Girls of the Internet"...ooh, I'd go on-line with them any day!
Homer: Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the police academy, I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like that movie, "Spaceballs". But instead it's been painful and disturbing like that movie "Police Academy".
:lol :lol
Souldriver
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Well, I'm touched by your honesty. And, who knows, perhaps I've been a bit of an ogre myself.legend166 said:
- Yes you have.
UltimaPooh
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GoutPatrol
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UltimaPooh said:
Wow, an entire cartoon in a gif. :lol :lol :lol
bggrthnjsus
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"i'm sorry about the running you over prank"legend166 said:
"...prank?"
I always loved how accurate it was too. They look exactly like their counterparts. It's almost like they asked the animators for KotH to help out. And they even got the coloring right without accidentally ending up with Simpson Yellow skin. They look better than when other cartoons try to parody other cartoons. (Think South Park parodying Family Guy and Simpsons and Family Guy parodying South Park. Though I think they got Peter Griffin right in that Halloween episode where Homer clones himself.)CiSTM said:Just catched Bart Star on tv. It had some few good jokes but not really that good of a epsiode.
we came 2000 miles for this?
EDIT: this was actually first time I noticed rest of the "alley gang" in the background and also all the team players from Arlen were drawn in style of KotH.
Shit!BobFromPikeCreek said:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/21834/the-simpsons-the-car-hole
I always thought it was Car Hold! But I Googled and this link came up. It's Car Hole? I specifically hear a "d" sound at the end of his sentence. I swear it's Hold! It's Hold! Not Hole! Hulu you Bojo!
Also, I'm actually surprised Hulu just happened to have that exact scene.
Whenever we have gravy, we always have to use the "it's just brown and water." line.ATF487 said:
"GOOD GRAVY!"
octopusman
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:lol Holy crap.Alex said:
BobbyRobby
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Scum said:
one of the writers must hate police academy. from 'Marge Be Not Proud.'
Homer: We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects.
Tatsumaki Senpuukyaku!
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MENDOZAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alex
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BobbyRobby said:
That episode has so many good elements and parts to it, its simply one of the best.
But it def has my favorite reveal:
Homer laying in bed and sternly outlining Bart's punishment to Marge with his reading glasses on and a pen/pad of paper just to have the camera pan around and show rather than writing down the discipline plan for Bart he drew a robot cooking hotdogs :lol
Marvie_3 said:
It did, however, have one great laugh-out-loud scene with Homer approaching the guys rocking out, waving with his fingers, and then appearing way the fuck back over at where he started. So I can't hate it too much.
It's also got a couple of quotable lines.
"Oh, here's that cannonball guy. He's COOL."
"Dude, are you like, being sarcastic?"
"I don't even know anymore."
A pain I know all too well.
Souldriver
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The episode has very funny gags and lines. It fits in the classic seasons when you judge it by those alone. However, the "feel" of the episode is different, and reminds me of the post-classic seasons. It relies too much on pop culture and guest stars or something. And it's always risky to let the episode take place outside of Springfield. From the third minute on none of the Springfield residents get airtime, it's all rock stars.AniHawk said:
It's hard to explain exactly what feels "off" with the episode, but fact of the matter is that it indeed is one of the -if not the- shittiest episode during the classic seasons.
UltimaPooh
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None of you liked the cool conversation at the end of that episode?
I thought it was a good one.
I thought it was a good one.
Souldriver
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I posted that conversation here earlier in the thread. It's an awesome exchange.UltimaPooh said:
Souldriver said:
UltimaPooh
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I also enjoy this string of lines.
BenjaminBirdie
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Souldriver said:
I still love Homerpalooza. Lots of great stuff in it. Homer's musical tastes, Marge's "Music is none of my business", "Where's the narc," the Clear Channel gag, and of course...
"Dad, wearing that hat makes a bold statement about your commitment to Reggae culture."
"Well exCUSE ME!"
GoutPatrol
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Tatsumaki Senpuukyaku! said:
MENDOZAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ccoey: Damn, damn, damn, damn.....McBain...?
McBain: Yes?
Scoey: I'm not gonna make it.
McBain: Oh, stop talking crazy.
Scoey: N'ah, n'ah....just do one thing for me...get....Mendoza.
McBain: MENDOZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Souldriver
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Indeed. :lol It's arguably the funniest part of the whole scene and it gets cut out for whatever reason.Maxirugi said:
UltimaPooh
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Maxirugi said:
See I know that was in there... at least in the DVD version.
Was it like that when it originally aired?
That's why I didn't include it.
marvelharvey
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Don't forget...BobbyRobby said:
"Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star? We do .We do."
I'm sure there's more anti-Police Academy stuff in other episodes too.
Liu Kang Baking A Pie
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I'm remembering a scene but I can't place it in an episode. It may actually be something from season 9-12. I think it's in a classroom, and a teacher says "pop quiz!" or something similar, and all of the students are groaning and complaining but Lisa sits with a content smile. It wasn't a big joke and they didn't focus on Lisa, it was just a cute detail that you would notice if you were looking at her. They've probably done this a few times.
BenjaminBirdie
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jenov4 said:Great thread, I've had this jpg on my HDD for ages. I always crack up when I see it:
:lol
Which episode is that from?
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