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[CJY]

I don't hate her, but don't see why she's at this tech conference.

I loaded the video just long enough to give my dislike.

 

[brap]

I don't hate her, but don't see why she's at this tech conference.

I loaded the video just long enough to give my dislike.

ok

 

[Thaedolus]

I think inviting her is retarded too but I didn’t think to make a thread about it...

Spoiler

Goddammit! I’m such a failure!!

 

[nush]

don't see why she's at this tech conference.

to suck up to the boss.

 

[zeorhymer]

I don't hate her, but don't see why she's at this tech conference.

She heard there were sex toys this year!

 

[Darkmakaimura]

Maybe Trump is buying Twitter.

 

[The Pleasure]

to suck up on the boss.

Fixed that for you. Cause we know that Jared can't get it up. He only gets up at the sound of real estate.

 

[CyberPanda]

Look at those chompers

 

[Constant Flux]

I wanna sex up Ivanka.

 

[ScarletSpider]

only the trillest maga-heads are interested in tiffany

 

[Vicetrailia]

Clearly invited her out of nepotism and tokenism

 

[oagboghi2]

I loaded the video just long enough to give my dislike.

How pathetic is that

I would love it if she gave this speech just to make people like you angry

 

[The Pleasure]

I wanna sex up Ivanka.

So does Trump. It's like my Japanese animes Oreimo except Trump is like a hundred.

 

[Papa]

I would drag brap ‘s dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

 

[The Pleasure]

I would drag brap ‘s dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

What would you give to watch me break wind while wearing a horse head mask and singing Ave Maria?

 

[Papa]

What would you give to watch me break wind while wearing a horse head mask and singing Ave Maria?

Would Xaero Gravity ‘s butthole suffice?

 

[brap]

I would drag brap ‘s dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

Fuck off. You can't satisfy a woman like her. Did you see her toe cleavage in the video? It's insane.

 

[The Pleasure]

Would Xaero Gravity ‘s butthole suffice?

No. And for that you will suffer the unimaginable punishment of the hat of discipline ed boy.

 

[Papa]

Fuck off. You can't satisfy a woman like her. Did you see her toe cleavage in the video? It's insane.

I wasn’t looking at her feet my dear boy

 

[Virex]

I don't hate her, but don't see why she's at this tech conference.

I loaded the video just long enough to give my dislike.

I don't hate you, but I don't see why you're making this thread.

I reply to your post just long enough to give my dislike.

 

[brap]

I wasn’t looking at her feet my dear boy

Not like there was anything else to look at.

 

[Constant Flux]

I would drag brap ‘s dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

 

[Papa]

What does Shifty have to do with this?

 

[brap]

What does Shifty have to do with this?

>Last seen: Dec 22, 2019

 

[womfalcs3]

I wanna sex up Ivanka.

She looks too much like Trump. What does that mean for you?

 

[brap]

She looks too much like Trump. What does that mean for you?

No she doesn't. Quit obsessing over him.

 

[Coolwhhip]

You disliked the video? You're like that dude that stood in front of a tank man! #hero

 

[Ownage]

She can fuck right off.

 

[Nester99]

She can fuck right off.

Don't cut yourself on that edge Soy George

 

[Jesus Carbomb]

Not enough nipple.

 

[ManaByte]

 

[Carna]

Is there any popular female celebrity that's actually into this type of stuff to give a convincing speech?

 

[jason10mm]

Is there any popular female celebrity that's actually into this type of stuff to give a convincing speech?

Give it time, eventually a man will transition into a woman and become a tech KWEEN!!!!!

TERFs are correct, transwomen are gonna edge out biologic women for everything.

 

[Rookje]

She was invited by Gary Shapiro, who owns the company which runs CES. He's a supporter of Trump.

I thought her keynote was fine. There was a lot of relevant discussion about jobs and job training.

Most of the people crying about her being platformed are critical of Trump, so its purely political.

 

[haxan7]

I’d love to give her some sensual cunnilingus

 

[Richard Packer]

This gif is bullshit. Ivanka is way too old for old rusty dick over here.

 

[haxan7]

This gif is bullshit. Ivanka is way too old for old rusty dick over here.

His dick might be rusty, but his tongue is seasoned with the wisdom of age

 

[Richard Packer]

His dick might be rusty, but his tongue is seasoned with the wisdom of age

And Flintstones vitamins.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

I would drag brap ‘s dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

Did you make this up? That's hilarious LOL

 

[The Pleasure]

This gif is bullshit. Ivanka is way too old for old rusty dick over here.

Better him than Jared. Bill had swagger and charisma. Jared is a hot mess swagger wise. His swag is like the am pm toomgis.

 

[GymWolf]

Fuck off. You can't satisfy a woman like her. Did you see her toe cleavage in the video? It's insane.

What is a toe cleavage??

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Did you see her toe cleavage in the video? It's insane.

Now you made me watching that video. Fuck.

 

[brap]

What is a toe cleavage??

Toe cleavage - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[Richard Packer]

brap when you finally get laid. You're gonna lube up and fuck the arches of their feet first arent you? You dirty boy.

 

[GymWolf]

Toe cleavage - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Ah ok, i'm not really into feet fetish.

 

[CyberPanda]

 

[cryptoadam]

Ivanka in 2024 ya baby. Trump dynasty lives forever. And then its onto Baron Trump