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[GeoNeo]

Never done it because of safesex / pregnancy, but I think i've built it up too much in my mind as something earth shattering so I started watching videos and the sort when I want to have a tug. I don't like that it's playing on my mind.

Just wondering for the gaffers that have experienced it is it over-underrated or what?

 

[MickeyPhree]

It's amazing.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

ask Devo

Better yet, ask Slayven

 

[rezuth]

It's pretty great but if wouldn't call it earth shattering.

 

[PassiveObserver]

Let it go

 

[studyguy]

I feel like we had this thread yesterday for like 4 min before mods tanked it.
I'll repeat myself from last time.

LEGIT SHOOK

Also I can't be the only guy who has pulled out and just busted on the wrong things.

Like that's a nice stuffed animal, would be terrible if something... oh
Oh baby, you just took a shower and washed your hair that's gr... oh
No baby, don't hold it like that it's aiming back at my fac... oh

 

[shadowsdarknes]

Pulling out is infinitely less satisfying. Less mess for me, too.

 

[freenudemacusers]

feels good man

them babies tho

 

[JensenBeeswax]

It's the way nature wants you to finish, so naturally, it's amazing.

 

[sonikokaruto]

enjoy dude, don't think of her, just think of you.

 

[diamount]

Do it anyway and record her hilarious reaction.

 

[Wind's Howling]

Having sex without a condom is just always better despite what some people might say with the 'thin' condoms and all.

But.. Only do it when you are 100% sure it is safe. Preferably with your long time SO.

 

[Tesseract]

dropping _____

 

[BFIB]

Creampie's are great, but facials are even better.

The doey eyes looking up knowing the super soaker is arriving. The best.

 

[Jackben]

FYI most of the videos you watch with this in it (that aren't user submitted) are fake. Maybe 1% are actually real.

 

[zephervack]

Get a long term partner that you trust and get a Mirena, get to nuttin'

Meanwhile, its not that big of a deal, it can wait, its pretty awesome, but not worth it if its risky.

 

[Garrett Hawke]

enjoy dude, don't think of her, just think of you.

Hoping this is a troll post

 

[moggio]

Are you going to clean it up afterwards?

That's the best bit, surely?

 

[flkraven]

 

[RandyBobandy]

It's great, but messy. Always helps to tell them first

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

I'll tell you when you're older.

 

[NaturalHigh]

Wait...isn't cream pieing what the girl would do? You will never creampie, OP.

I busted in a girl while the condom was broke. I swear I didn't know. Did I creampie, GAF?

Edit: Oh, and my ex would let me bust inside while she was on her period. Dat bloody creampie.

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

they are great. best way to finish.

 

[Amory]

last girl I was seeing would yell at me not to pull out and when I went to do it anyway she would try to pull me back in.


she was a little nuts.


Also I hate the word creampie it's so...perverted

 

[Christopher]

what exactly is "creampie"?

 

[CapitalismSucks DonkeyBalls]

Creampie's are great, but facials are even better.

The doey eyes looking up knowing the super soaker is arriving. The best.

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[Tesseract]

last girl I was seeing would yell at me not to pull out and when I went to do it anyway she would try to pull me back in.


she was a little nuts.

a lotta nuts

what exactly is "creampie"?

nutted but you still pumpin'

 

[Takuan]

Nothing hotter in life than when your partner asks for it. The thought alone gives me chub.

 

[Hypemaster]

what exactly is "creampie"?

A snack/dessert

 

[freenudemacusers]

are these unusual experiences for dating peeps? I figured anyone in a relationship on birth control would be doing this all the time.

 

[dark_prinny]

last girl I was seeing would yell at me not to pull out and when I went to do it anyway she would try to pull me back in.


she was a little nuts.


Also I hate the word creampie it's so...perverted

 

[DoomGyver]

Are you asking if a creampie is worth 18 years of child support?

 

[Christopher]

a lotta nuts



nutted but you still pumpin'

oh please is this amateur hour I thought it was something more exoitic...

 

[GeoNeo]

It's the way nature wants you to finish, so naturally, it's amazing.

Yeah I had the same thought in my head lol. Nature is a cruel fucking beast.

enjoy dude, don't think of her, just think of you.

I don't want to have unplanned kids.

FYI most of the videos you watch with this in it (that aren't user submitted) are fake. Maybe 1% are actually real.

Hmm? I don't understand could you explain this..it looks real to me.

Are you going to clean it up afterwards?

That's the best bit, surely?

What do you mean?

 

[Head of Vengarl]

Don't expect a creampie to be this wildly groundbreaking experience.

That being said, it is amazing. It feels so... satisfying. It's like this primal satisfaction that you get, it's hard to explain. My hypothesis is that it's my body rewarding me for ejaculating how nature intended me to — after all, we are supposed to be procreating when we have sex. Sensation-wise, I'd say it feels a little less good than an internal blowjob ejaculation. But nothing compares to that feeling of pride you get after delivering a big old payload into your woman's bunker.

 

[Kayhan]

I love creampie!

 

[MilkyJoe]

are these unusual experiences for dating peeps? I figured anyone in a relationship on birth control would be doing this all the time.

Exact-a-mondo...

Unles you are my missus and then you read some article that the pill gives you cancer, so after 10 years I am back to using blobs... rather have a tug now.. .

 

[moggio]

What do you mean?

Well, to be frank, I mean to lick all the frothy jizz out of her vagina.

 

[The Faceless Master]

that's the happiest ending of all.

in sex and in porn.

but still, stay safe.

 

[Stormhammer]

if its pregnancy you're worried about, try this instead

 

[studyguy]

are these unusual experiences for dating peeps? I figured anyone in a relationship on birth control would be doing this all the time.

I've had a variety of girlfriends with different opinions.
One on BC, bust wherever you like.
One without, gotta keep it wrapped.
Current one had BC but had some terrible reaction so we're between.

I've also been with a girl who asked me to put two condoms the last summer between graduating high school and college. I laughed and said no, that shit's not safe so we ended up doing other things.

 

[Majmun]

An orgasm is an orgasm, so don't expect a creampie to be this wildly groundbreaking experience.

You are so wrong. There are many type of orgasms.

 

[hydragonwarrior]

It's not too difficult to do - more work on her side to push it out.

Only worth doing if she's on bc and good agreement that neither of you want kids lol.

Edit: And yeah only doable in a relationship

 

[Danneee]

It's great. Nothing compares.

 

[riotous]

I feel like we had this thread yesterday for like 4 min before mods tanked it.
I'll repeat myself from last time.



Also I can't be the only guy who has pulled out and just busted on the wrong things.

Like that's a nice stuffed animal, would be terrible if something... oh
Oh baby, you just took a shower and washed your hair that's gr... oh
No baby, don't hold it like that it's aiming back at my fac... oh

In high school a girls mom came home and as she opened the front door I could feel myself cumming.. Wasn't even supposed to be there.

I pull out to jump in the closet and end up coming across the room right out the girls door.. The mom is stomping up the stairs.

I don't even have time for the closet and end up standing behind her door naked.. The mom standing in my jizz that would have hit her had she appeared in the doorway just moments earlier.... Lectures her daughter about how she needs to get dressed for work and I end up waiting in her house until they left together... Lol.

 

[Tesseract]

In high school a girls mom came home and as she opened the door I could feel myself cumming.. Wasn't even supposed to be there.

I pull out to jump in the closet and end up coming across the room right out the girls door.. The mom is stomping up the stairs.

I don't even have time for the closet and end up standing behind her door naked.. The mom standing in my jizz that would have hit her had she appeared in the doorway just moments earlier.

hahaha

 

[Epsilon-delta]

It feels great OP.

 

[Head of Vengarl]

You are so wrong. There are many type of orgasms.

Yeah, I really didn't word that properly. What I meant was, like fireworks aren't going to go off. Some orgasms feel a lot better than others, but they are all on the same spectrum. I'm trying to temper his imagination.

 

[Random_Stranger]

Its good man...It's real good

 

[GeoNeo]

Well, to be frank, I mean to lick all the frothy jizz out of her vagina.

Hahaha that is pretty ham how wide spread is this?

I can see how it's a sign of love and lust for sure though so props.

In high school a girls mom came home and as she opened the front door I could feel myself cumming.. Wasn't even supposed to be there.

I pull out to jump in the closet and end up coming across the room right out the girls door.. The mom is stomping up the stairs.

I don't even have time for the closet and end up standing behind her door naked.. The mom standing in my jizz that would have hit her had she appeared in the doorway just moments earlier.... Lectures her daughter about how she needs to get dressed for work and I end up waiting in her house until they left together... Lol.

Rofl. That is a great memory to have man.