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[R10Neymarfan]

A 6 page thread of my favorite category.

Anyone recommend any good scenes online amateur or not. I don't care.

 

[NekoFever]

I find it kind of sad that we need a special name for ejaculating inside.

This thread is literally the first time I've heard the term and I was expecting some kind of horrendous perversion.

 

[Rollo Tomasi]

I find it kind of sad that we need a special name for ejaculating inside.

Do you have a suggestion for another name?

 

[eudaemonic]

Reading through this reminds me why I want to have a Sex Ed thread here.

There should be. I would read it for partial laughs and perspective.

 

[uberluigi]

Do you have a suggestion for another name?

Toaster strudel?

 

[Krixeus]

GIF of the thread right here.

 

[esai]

It's my favorite. Missing out op.

 

[Corronchilejano]

Save for one, everyone of my gfs loves it,

Spoiler

especially because I have way too much and it drips outside and they love it for some reason

.

I +1 the Sex Ed thread.

 

[Imm0rt4l]

ask Devo

Better yet, ask Slayven

Yooooo


lololol

 

[No Love]

Honestly, I'm about ready to post a home-made creampie video of my ex-gf in my avatar just for shits and giggles. This thread has me all worked up.

 

[hydragonwarrior]

I don't want to buy a goddamn pie every time I want to have sex

meringue pie tho

 

[adj_noun]

Pastry GAF on seeing this thread:




*click*

:|

:/

:O

x(

 

[uberluigi]

Honestly, I'm about ready to post a home-made creampie video of my ex-gf in my avatar just for shits and giggles. This thread has me all worked up.

 

[Shadybiz]

Both me and the wife love it. I've had a vasectomy, so it's all worry-free for us now.

Same here. I'm still making up for lost time!

 

[Pai Pai Master]

Honestly, I'm about ready to post a home-made creampie video of my ex-gf in my avatar just for shits and giggles. This thread has me all worked up.

You can't just say that

 

[Scarphace]

Amazing feeling second only to getting a BJ and she keeps sucking when you nut

 

[Blargonaut]

Toaster strudel?

How about Hostess Twinkie?

Honestly, I'm about ready to post a home-made creampie video of my ex-gf in my avatar just for shits and giggles. This thread has me all worked up.

 

[No Love]

Can I be banned for that shit though? Even if I link it to an external site with NSFW tags and stuff?

You can't just say that

I know, but does GAF wanna see my weiner?

 

[Aurongel]

Haven't done it lately, I've been preferring to be a bit safer recently after a few scares. When I did though a while back it was pretty great but I wouldn't take the risk unless I were 100% confident.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Honestly, I'm about ready to post a home-made creampie video of my ex-gf in my avatar just for shits and giggles. This thread has me all worked up.

Do it.

I dare you.

 

[malfcn]

Honestly, I'm about ready to post a home-made creampie video of my ex-gf in my avatar just for shits and giggles. This thread has me all worked up.

Does White Man's rule apply to this?

 

[Dilly]

It's aight, but it quickly turns an orgasm into "omg get off me pls stop"

Fucking dying here.

 

[No Love]

Do it.

I dare you.

Does White Man's rule apply to this?

Get me mod approval and I'll do it. YOLOOOOOOOO

 

[DoktorEvil]

Honestly, I'm about ready to post a home-made creampie video of my ex-gf in my avatar just for shits and giggles. This thread has me all worked up.

Is it worth the 1 month ban??

 

[XenodudeX]

Can I be banned for that shit though? Even if I link it to an external site with NSFW tags and stuff?

Of course you can get fucking banned for that shit.

 

[braves01]

subbed for forthcoming amateur porn

 

[R10Neymarfan]

Honestly, I'm about ready to post a home-made creampie video of my ex-gf in my avatar just for shits and giggles. This thread has me all worked up.

Post to xtube or something and PM us

 

[No Love]

Er, yeah, straight up porn even under a link and NSFW label will catch a ban. Also, I would hope you got permission from the other party before sharing that shit.

She doesn't care and you can't see her face. It's a reverse cowgirl cream-pie.

Well, I guess it's not worth the ban. Sorry guys. I hate being banned. :\

 

[Captain_Spanky]

if its pregnancy you're worried about, try this instead

Nothing better than the Moon Door

 

[Valnen]

She doesn't care and you can't see her face. It's a reverse cowgirl cream-pie.

Well, I guess it's not worth the ban. Sorry guys. I hate being banned. :\

That's what PM's are for =p.

 

[kick51]

Honestly, I'm about ready to post a home-made creampie video of my ex-gf in my avatar just for shits and giggles. This thread has me all worked up.

Whatever, you know you can't post it.

i'm gonna call bullshit on both that video existing and that girl in your avatar being your ex. and if she is, you need to get over it. no, shut up, i don't wanna hear any bullshit excuses--it's time to move on.

also, if she is your ex, you need to prove that up with some pics and maybe that video.

 

[Badosh]

Whatever, you know you can't post it.

i'm gonna call bullshit on both that video existing and that girl in your avatar being your ex. and if she is, you need to get over it. no, shut up, i don't wanna hear any bullshit excuses--it's time to move on.

also, if she is your ex, you need to prove that up with some pics and maybe that video.

brutal.

 

[Kurita]

Thread went in a kinda messed up direction.

 

[jay]

Do you have a suggestion for another name?

Sex? It's the most basic form of intercourse ejaculation, so give all the other variants separate names.

 

[Lazyslob]

ive yet to snowball

 

[Krakn3Dfx]

Can I be banned for that shit though? Even if I link it to an external site with NSFW tags and stuff?



I know, but does GAF wanna see my weiner?

Spoiler Alert:

Spoiler

Yes. Yes you can.

 

[Kurdel]

Sex? It's the most basic form of intercourse ejaculation, so give all the other variants separate names.

"The logical conclusion" should be the name for the move.

 

[Klyka]

Whatever, you know you can't post it.

i'm gonna call bullshit on both that video existing and that girl in your avatar being your ex. and if she is, you need to get over it. no, shut up, i don't wanna hear any bullshit excuses--it's time to move on.

also, if she is your ex, you need to prove that up with some pics and maybe that video.

"no one wants to see your video! and I don't believe you! but if you want me to believe you i need pics and the video or else i won't believe you!"

 

[Valnen]

"The logical conclusion" should be the name for the move.

I like this. Do it, internet.

"no one wants to see your video! and I don't believe you! but if you want me to believe you i need pics and the video or else i won't believe you!"

I know right? It's like I've died and went to 4chan. A place worse than hell.

 

[- J - D -]

ive yet to snowball

Had a girlfriend a long time ago who always badgered me to try this. I told her the only snowball I'll ever try is

 

[kick51]

"no one wants to see your video! and I don't believe you! but if you want me to believe you i need pics and the video or else i won't believe you!"

whatever, i was trying to look out for everybody

I know right? It's like I've died and went to 4chan. A place worse than hell.

have you guys ever even been to 4chan? there's a lot more than slightly uncomfortable sexual comments there.

 

[hbkajshdvfbkjhvgkahsgdfka]

It looks cool.

 

[DoktorEvil]

Whatever, you know you can't post it.

i'm gonna call bullshit on both that video existing and that girl in your avatar being your ex. and if she is, you need to get over it. no, shut up, i don't wanna hear any bullshit excuses--it's time to move on.

also, if she is your ex, you need to prove that up with some pics and maybe that video.

 

[Riki]

BJs when she keeps going. There is no better feeling.
My girlfriend thought she broke me I was so out of it.

 

[Badosh]

ive yet to snowball

you've yet to experience true pleasure then.

 

[THRILLH0]

Interesting to see this thread stay open while a civil thread about America's relationship with Israel gets closed after 3 pages for no reason whatsoever.

 

[jay]

"The logical conclusion" should be the name for the move.

You haven't lived until you've reached "the logical conclusion."

I like it.

 

[kick51]

the logical conclusion of life is death

creampie wins

 

[Pai Pai Master]

ive yet to snowball

you haven't LIVED

 

[Instro]

Its pretty top notch OP. I highly recommend it.