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[Jason's Ultimatum]

Jared is an actor?!

he has a net worth of $15 million.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

I see we have a cavalcade of stupid jokes already.

 

[Jpop]

Everyone knows the only reason he was able to lose all that weight was because he had aids.

He eats 'em "fresh," all right.

C'mon guys. Child porn and aids jokes...

 

[Red Mage]

*writes down "Has Been Actor Getting Caught With Child Porn" in his notebook of things he can't make jokes about*

I don't think you're quite understanding what people are upset about.

Spoiler

It's the child porn, not who watched it.

 

[Brawly Likes to Brawl]

Jared is an actor?!

You have to be if you're trying to convince people that Subyway makes you lose weight.

 

[water_wendi]

Some of you sound awfully like you're defending him.

Even if he did help you lose weight, you can't just flat out defend this.

Defend what? All we know so far is that there is a raid that might or might not be connected to the case of his charity guys child porn case. i know a lot of people are itching to go full-on Paedofinder General but lets wait until the police say something first.

 

[Tagyhag]

Well his life is over, haha.

Yeah, if he's guilty then fuck him but if he's innocent his life is still over.

We say guilty until proven innocent but a lot of people here still see you as guilty if you're just accused of something.

 

[dave is ok]

This thread is going to be filled with footlong bans

 

[BronsonLee]

BOOM! That joke works.

He plays one on TV.

Son of a...marrec you set me up

he has a net worth of $15 million.

As a spokesman though, ya? The only acting I ever saw him do was when CM Punk told the Straight Edge Society to bring him Jared from Subway so he could beat him up

 

[marrec]

C'mon guys. Child porn and aids jokes...

His aides were very important in helping him lose weight.

Probably in helping him acquire child porn too now that I think about it.

Having aides really is a blessing and a curse I guess.

 

[SomedayTheFire]

When he gets to prison, I wonder if he'll get the 6" or the footlong.

Oh my god. Stop. There is no need for rape jokes, EVER.

 

[Skele7on]

Defend what? All we know so far is that there is a raid that might or might not be connected to the case of his charity guys child porn case. i know a lot of people are itching to go full-on Paedofinder General but lets wait until the police say something first.

Sorry officer I was just storing them for a friend?

 

[Nokagi]

GAF trying too hard to be funny.

 

[Trident]

Hey it's just like the Subway slogan, "eat sandwiches."

No wait that doesn't sound right

 

[Messypandas]

He has aides?

 

[BronsonLee]

Sorry officer I was just storing them for a friend?

They could want e-mails/communication between him and his director, or a whole litany of things.

You raid a house to get info!

 

[water_wendi]

Sorry officer I was just storing them for a friend?

Maybe i missed the part in the article that says what they found. Can you point it out for me?

 

[outunderthestars]

To be fair, it's just a warrant to investigate his home in a possible connection.

Let's wait and see if anything is pinned on him.

Let's not tar and feather him just yet.

But the optics are a bit terrible for him right now.

This right here.

 

[NobleGundam]

Why haven't we heard anything from Jared? Did this just happened?

 

[Jpop]

His aides were very important in helping him lose weight.

Probably in helping him acquire child porn too now that I think about it.

Having aides really is a blessing and a curse I guess.

Really it's just in poor taste. It's not funny and no amount of saying it is will make it funny.

 

[Big Baybee]

Wow I haven't see the "aides" episode of South Park people are referencing in like 15 years.

 

[Eidan]

The AIDS joke at least is a specific reference to a south park episode.

Man, I feel South Park references are never funny.

 

[marrec]

Maybe i missed the part in the article that says what they found. Can you point it out for me?

The FEDs normally don't raid on the suspicion of child porn possession, at least... I don't ever remember reading a story where they raided because they didn't know if someone had child porn.

That stuff is pretty easy to track via computer these days.

Really it's just in poor taste. It's not funny and no amount of saying it is will make it funny.

You know what else is in poor taste?

SUBWAY SANDWICHES!

Spoiler

Also possessing Child Porn... that is... well that's just wrong.

 

[Alavard]

Why haven't we heard anything from Jared? Did this just happened?

It started at about 6:30 AM this morning, so is probably still ongoing.

 

[Pyrrhus]

Really it's just in poor taste. It's not funny and no amount of saying it is will make it funny.

Just because it's not your humor doesn't mean it's not funny. Gallows humor has a place.

 

[JMDSO]

Man, I feel South Park references are never funny.

Probably because out of context they are awful.

 

[Brawly Likes to Brawl]

Why haven't we heard anything from Jared? Did this just happened?

Happened just this morning.

 

[Jpop]

Just because it's not your humor doesn't mean it's not funny. Gallows humor has a place.

No it doesn't


Rape, and child porn jokes are never funny.

When he gets to prison, I wonder if he'll get the 6" or the footlong.

 

[Eidan]

Probably because out of context they are awful.

South Park just isn't a funny show.

 

[marrec]

No it doesn't


Rape, child porn and aids jokes are never funny.

Stop me if you've heard this one.

Rape, Child Pron, and Aids walk into a bar...

 

[bryehn]

No it doesn't


Rape, and child porn jokes are never funny.

Aides, dude...aides

 

[water_wendi]

The FEDs normally don't raid on the suspicion of child porn possession, at least... I don't ever remember reading a story where they raided because they didn't know if someone had child porn.

That stuff is pretty easy to track via computer these days.

No arrest. No description of what was found. Lets wait.

 

[marrec]

No arrest. No description of what was found. Lets wait.

He's absolutely innocent until proven guilty for sure.

 

[Trident]

No it doesn't


Rape, and child porn jokes are never funny.

Finding something funny is a subjective personal experience.

I think you mean they're never acceptable, or moral, or in good taste, or some such thing.

 

[water_wendi]

He's absolutely innocent until proven guilty for sure.

What crime has he been not arrested for?

 

[TheLostBigBoss]

No it doesn't


Rape, and child porn jokes are never funny.

Wrong, anything can be made funny.

The only requirement is that a funny person makes the jokes. Unfortunately if the front page is any indication, GAF is not populated with very clever people. I mean seriously, "lol he eat's em fresh" is the lowest of the low hanging fruit, and it doesn't even make sense.

 

[Jpop]

He's absolutely innocent until proven guilty for sure.

Yeah that is sort of the entire point of the legal system. Unless you are trying to make another hilarious joke.

 

[statham]

The feds maybe searching his house to cover all angles? because the other guy was tied to his company?

 

[ItIsOkBro]

Calm your shit people jesus.

 

[Anoregon]

Everything has the potential to be funny. Everything.

 

[Piston Hyundai]

Man, this can only be a total nightmare for Subway PR. I'd have to imagine it'd be a hell of a lot worse if something incriminating pops up from it.

Rape, and child porn jokes are never funny.

well, devil's advocate:

I mean

the lame ones, sure

 

[Gonzo The Great]

When he gets to prison, I wonder if he'll get the 6" or the footlong.

Okay, this one made me laugh. The other jokes were lame.

 

[Gnome]

Everything has the potential to be funny. Everything.

But but, my delicate sensibilities!

 

[Brianimaniac]

Some of you sound awfully like you're defending him.

Even if he did help you lose weight, you can't just flat out defend this.

They didn't even arrest him. They took his electronics, and there's a plausible chance that it's related to the April arrest of someone involved with the nonprofit he founded. So far nothing has even been alleged about Fogle himself, so there's nothing to defend at this time.

 

[Rootbeer]

First the pudding pops with Cosby...

now Subway's image is ruined too!

 

[David Incorporated Esq.]

Seriously, for how exceedingly awful it is, there sure are a lot of people getting involved with it. Louis C.K. was right all along!

 

[DOG3NZAKA]

Innocent or guilty, I'm sure Subway won't want any part or association with this.

 

[marrec]

What crime has he been not arrested for?

The crime of being a washed up subway shill!

 

[Anoregon]

First the pudding pops with Cosby...

now Subway's image is ruined too!

Subway's image is ruined on a day to day basis by anyone who has eaten subway and told another person about it.

 

[entremet]

Some of you sound awfully like you're defending him.

Even if he did help you lose weight, you can't just flat out defend this.

Anyone with basic legal knowledge would know that an investigation does not equal charges levied against the man.

Let the process work.

I'd hate to be charged with anything and was truly innocent. Impartiality seems to be dead concept these days.