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[DoktorEvil]

Everyone here knows who is SUPERIOR anyways.

#TeamEmma

 

[Dereck]

#TeamEmma

 

[jediyoshi]

That was a weird press release for jlaw to put out

 

[DarkFlow]

Yup

My man.

 

[Laconic]

She's so down to earth! I bet she'd date a guy like me!

*applause* GIF

 

[Volimar]

*applause* GIF

I always hated that knee jerk reaction though. It's like she's in a lose lose situation no matter how she acts.

 

[Liquidsnake]

I like this..

 

[jediyoshi]

I always hated that knee jerk reaction though. It's like she's in a lose lose situation no matter how she acts.

They know what they signed up for, they aren't mere humans anymore

 

[Garrett Hawke]

I wonder if the red mark on JLaw's leg is from all the times she's fallen over at award shows?

Spoiler

I too have fallen at many award shows, relatable

 

[Raptor]

That poster saying he could see Miss Lawrence fucking hardcore Miss Watson with a strap on on top of some cake is onto something.

I applaud you sir.

 

[Lashley]

That was a weird press release for jlaw to put out

What press release?

 

[hateradio]

who?

anyway I could see JLaw and EWat in a lesbian relationship. JLaw being the more rash and dominant of the two. She would push a nude Emma's head into a fully frosted, 3 tiered wedding cake, and then dominate her with a strap on.

i call this masterpiece "The Newlyweds".

GAF, why you always gotta be creepy?

http://i.minus.com/iF3EDEJ1hadfb.gif

Is she trying to scare that horse?

Asshole.

She's trying to ride it.

Neigh. Just helping to keep her stable.

Alright, thread went for the SJP. I can't disapprove.

 

[lemmykoopa]

Terrible thread. Reads like 4chan. :-(

 

[DoktorEvil]

Terrible thread. Reads like 4chan. :-(

Are you kidding?

4chan is a cesspool.

Were just a shallow pool.

 

[BlazingDarkness]

Watson actually looks really pretty here

 

[Doffen]

I like Emma, she's got an attractive face.

 

[Toa TAK]

Jennifer? Right....? Yeah, Jennifer.

Yup

Alright, I'll give you guys that one.

That poster saying he could see Miss Lawrence fucking hardcore Miss Watson with a strap on on top of some cake is onto something.

I applaud you sir.

BUT WHO WOULD HAVE THE BABY?

 

[sixteen-bit]

lmao

 

[Mistel]

Everyone here knows who is SUPERIOR anyways.

Spoiler

I couldn't resist a superior spider man joke after the spider man thread. I couldn't think of one till now.

But totally team Emma Stone.

 

[Maedhros]

Jennifer who?

 

[jim-jam bongs]

Terrible thread. Reads like 4chan. :-(

 

[akira28]

But totally double team Emma Stone.

edited this for you.

 

[Avixph]

Alright, I'll give you guys that one.


BUT WHO WOULD HAVE THE BABY?

You will Toa TAK.

 

[See You Next Wednesday]

THE MANDIBLE CLAW!


IT'S BACK!

 

[injurai]

Jennifer Lawrence is so average. I don't know why she feels the need to resort to these antics to be relatable. Maybe Emma Watson makes her feel insecure so she feels need to overemphasize her ordinariness by being "goofy".

If it isn't by itself, this post becomes extra hilarious when applying the same logic to non-celebrities that you may know.

 

[MikeDown]

damnit man, where is the rough draft it needs to happen

 

[Toa TAK]

Spoiler

I couldn't resist a superior spider man joke after the spider man thread. I couldn't think of one till now.

My SUPERIOR brother.

You will Toa TAK.

I can't, but I'll gladly donate my sperm to the cause.

damnit man, where is the rough draft it needs to happen

Shit, I'd do it if I wasn't in the middle of a midterm. Which I should finish...

 

[BlackGhost]

Stfup! Is that the same kid? Context I guess

 

[Mistel]

edited this for you.

I like the way you think.

My SUPERIOR brother.

SUPERIOR sister more like .

 

[KAP151]

That side boob is fucking glorious!

 

[Toa TAK]

SUPERIOR sister more like .

I'm learning so many SUPERIOR things in this thread!

 

[Loakum]

who?

anyway I could see JLaw and EWat in a lesbian relationship. JLaw being the more rash and dominant of the two. She would push a nude Emma's head into a fully frosted, 3 tiered wedding cake, and then dominate her with a strap on.

i call this masterpiece "The Newlyweds".

 

[akira28]

GAF, why you always gotta be creepy?

huh? what's creepy?

"I hope you're thirsty, cow", she said through a sneer, though she could barely conceal the smile that soon broke into easy laughter. The bubbles tickled her bare skin. She was on her knees, straddling Emma's shoulders, and pouring a bottle of Dom Perignon, 1979, down her navel and into Emma's waiting mouth. She broke character, and now even Emma was laughing through Jennifer's light blond muff. "Don't laugh, you're being punished. The cake was supposed to be white chocolate silk and instead it was marble."

 

[PhoncipleBone]

huh? what's creepy?

"I hope you're thirsty, cow", she said through a sneer, though she could barely conceal the smile that soon broke into easy laughter. The bubbles tickled her bare skin. She was on her knees, straddling Emma's shoulders, and pouring a bottle of Dom Perignon, 1979, down her navel and into Emma's waiting mouth. She broke character, and now even Emma was laughing through Jennifer's light blond muff. "Don't laugh, you're being punished. The cake was supposed to be white chocolate silk and instead it was marble."

LOL. I find this both hilarious and incredibly arousing. You and Wozzly need to get together and make the thread to end all threads.

 

[akira28]

haha I had more but fuckin Firefox dropped it. That was all I could recall from memory of the first paragraph.

 

[PhoncipleBone]

The cake continues to be the funniest part of this all.

 

[injurai]

huh? what's creepy?

"I hope you're thirsty, cow", she said through a sneer, though she could barely conceal the smile that soon broke into easy laughter. The bubbles tickled her bare skin. She was on her knees, straddling Emma's shoulders, and pouring a bottle of Dom Perignon, 1979, down her navel and into Emma's waiting mouth. She broke character, and now even Emma was laughing through Jennifer's light blond muff. "Don't laugh, you're being punished. The cake was supposed to be white chocolate silk and instead it was marble."

 

[TheKaeptain]

It was a magical moment, when anime came to life in a Danish handball match.

She did that on purpose.

 

[DragonSworne]

she was hitting on you.

either way, if its real or fake i can see it happening and i love her more now. and now its time to think about a threesome between her and emma watson.

Who is the third person?

 

[BeerSnob]

She did that on purpose.

The look on the coach's(?) face is worth it. It's a mixture of fear, shock and more fear.

 

[Lothar]

Is there photos of what happened after? Did Emma fight back? It was probably something like this.

Found the video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gcS9S-_8Hg

 

[FuuRe]

huh? what's creepy?

"I hope you're thirsty, cow", she said through a sneer, though she could barely conceal the smile that soon broke into easy laughter. The bubbles tickled her bare skin. She was on her knees, straddling Emma's shoulders, and pouring a bottle of Dom Perignon, 1979, down her navel and into Emma's waiting mouth. She broke character, and now even Emma was laughing through Jennifer's light blond muff. "Don't laugh, you're being punished. The cake was supposed to be white chocolate silk and instead it was marble."

Goddammit finally!!!

Where have you been all my life?

 

[davepoobond]

Who is the third person?

mean girls-era lindsay lohan

 

[Toa TAK]

Thread got even better. I can't top that shit.

 

[FuuRe]

mean girls-era lindsay lohan

hnnnngggggg

 

[BigDug13]

Stfup! Is that the same kid? Context I guess

Yeah he works for SOE I think.

 

[Duress]

Erotic Fiction OT1

 

[Dragon]

Hey Jennifar what's up girl? You ready to partay? You ready to sip Bacardi? I'md own like Donkey Kong! I'm ready to drop that shit like a wiggle wiggle wiggle

 

[TheKaeptain]

Watson actually looks really pretty here

Put a 7 next to a 3 and the seven will turn into a 10.

 

[Dicer]