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[Blair]

Wait for Bolt to retire, snag him for your office.

 

[Darkman M]

Dude my job hired this fat chick to be part of LP which is basically security during the day time, and this bitch uses a cane so she can get some help getting around. So like a four or five months ago we had a sale on $20 pot and pan set that was usually $80. My manager got decked in the face when she was trying to have two customer calm down but when you have customers getting ready to fight each other you never get in between customers, but this fatass of an LP lady stood there and didn't even attempt to help her LP buddies carry the customer out of the store, hell the LP guy asked me to help him since she was too much of a lazy ass.

What's a 300lb woman walking on a cane gonna do?

 

[CAW]

Grow the fuck up, seriously.

NintendosBooger.

 

[Ceres]

Wait for Bolt to retire, snag him for your office.

Meh. He'd probably snap like a twig if he was involved in a physical altercation.

 

[Futureman]

Check this article from yesterday's Sunday Magazine in the NYT:

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/16/magazine/16FOB-wwln-t.html?_r=1&ref=magazine

The Chief Executive from the Cleveland Clinic says if it were up to him, they would not hire obese people. They already have a ban on people who smoke cigs.

 

[Meier]

If something gets stolen they can collect insurance as they had all to correct precautions (hiring a security guard even if they are inadequate)

This is an eye-opening answer. I bet it's 100% true and I'd never have even thought of it despite always wondering why security guards looked like they weren't qualified to guard a piece of toast.

 

[Anduron]

What a cruel world you live in.

 

[Mudkips]

And who are you? What personal experience have compelled you to come to that assessment? Your name is Mudkips and you have a Pokemon avatar. Buzz off if you have nothing constructive to say, little Pokemon boy. GO CATCH EM ALL.

It's okay.
Go back to school. You've been thinking about it. It's for the best, even though it'll put you in debt. Maybe this time get a real degree. It'll require real work though, something we all know you're averse to.

The bottom line is you hate the security guard because you fear becoming him.
You've got no path to success laid out in front of you, you've got no marketable skills, you've been trying to "get ahead", as they say, without much success. Instead, you find that you're young and already wanting to give up. You still jump at the slightest opportunities to get noticed though, but they usually backfire because you look over eager, too serious, and like a complete asshole. The next opportunity (as you deem it) will come up, you'll play it down, telling yourself you won't get excited, you won't over do it, etc. Then as it approaches you get more into it. You tell yourself that this time you'll get it right, this time you won't fuck it up, this is it. Then you fucking fail and feel like shit again. It's a vicious cycle, but it does provide us with entertaining threads (where you reflect your anger onto other things - homeless people, fat people, etc.) after each failure.

I may not know you, but I fucking know you.
People like you are common.
I've seen and worked with enough of them to know exactly who you are.

Spoiler:

Spoiler

It ends with you stuck where you are now. Not at the bottom, but no where near where you think you should be.

 

[C.Dark.DN]

While wondering why places hire elderly and overweight security guards is a decent question/debate...



The following is getting tired:

"I must express my superiority in every post I make"

 

[bigosc2k]

What's a 300lb woman walking on a cane gonna do?

At least smack a person with the cane or sit on them

 

[Houston3000]

:lol

You completely have the wrong idea of what a security guard is, especially for most companies. It's like when you ask your 120lb girlfriend to watch your bag while you go to the bathroom... you don't actually expect her to be able to physically defend it but the pure fact that she's keeping an eye on it means it's probably 99% less likely to be stolen.

Security guards can deter potentially unsafe people from simply wondering into a restricted areas, just because they're sitting there would keep most criminals who choose not to partake in physical violence at bay (probably more than you realize), they can call for backup or warn other individuals in the building, etc... they're job is just to watch and report.

 

[mernst23]

It's okay.
Go back to school. You've been thinking about it. It's for the best, even though it'll put you in debt. Maybe this time get a real degree. It'll require real work though, something we all know you're averse to.

The bottom line is you hate the security guard because you fear becoming him.
You've got no path to success laid out in front of you, you've got no marketable skills, you've been trying to "get ahead", as they say, without much success. Instead, you find that you're young and already wanting to give up. You still jump at the slightest opportunities to get noticed though, but they usually backfire because you look over eager, too serious, and like a complete asshole. The next opportunity (as you deem it) will come up, you'll play it down, telling yourself you won't get excited, you won't over do it, etc. Then as it approaches you get more into it. You tell yourself that this time you'll get it right, this time you won't fuck it up, this is it. Then you fucking fail and feel like shit again. It's a vicious cycle, but it does provide us with entertaining threads (where you reflect your anger onto other things - homeless people, fat people, etc.) after each failure.

I may not know you, but I fucking know you.
People like you are common.
I've seen and worked with enough of them to know exactly who you are.

Spoiler:

Spoiler

It ends with you stuck where you are now. Not at the bottom, but no where near where you think you should be.

Mudkips goes straight for the eyes. (It's the groin of the head)

 

[NintendosBooger]

It's okay.
Go back to school. You've been thinking about it. It's for the best, even though it'll put you in debt. Maybe this time get a real degree. It'll require real work though, something we all know you're averse to.

The bottom line is you hate the security guard because you fear becoming him.
You've got no path to success laid out in front of you, you've got no marketable skills, you've been trying to "get ahead", as they say, without much success. Instead, you find that you're young and already wanting to give up. You still jump at the slightest opportunities to get noticed though, but they usually backfire because you look over eager, too serious, and like a complete asshole. The next opportunity (as you deem it) will come up, you'll play it down, telling yourself you won't get excited, you won't over do it, etc. Then as it approaches you get more into it. You tell yourself that this time you'll get it right, this time you won't fuck it up, this is it. Then you fucking fail and feel like shit again. It's a vicious cycle, but it does provide us with entertaining threads (where you reflect your anger onto other things - homeless people, fat people, etc.) after each failure.

I may not know you, but I fucking know you.
People like you are common.
I've seen and worked with enough of them to know exactly who you are.

Spoiler:

Spoiler

It ends with you stuck where you are now. Not at the bottom, but no where near where you think you should be.

Got the wrong guy, Pokemon boy. I've got a plan, and many things lined up. You've got Pikachu and Jigglypuff.

 

[bjork]

It's okay.

[rant]

fuuuuuck

Midkips wins

Flawless Victory

Fatality

 

[Zaraki_Kenpachi]

Got the wrong guy, Pokemon boy. I've got a plan, and many things lined up. You've got Pikachu and Jigglypuff.

It's funny you say that since you've been bitching for months, probably closer to a year, and all those things you have lined up sure don't seem to be doing anything for you...

 

[NintendosBooger]

While wondering why places hire elderly and overweight security guards is a decent question/debate...



The following is getting tired:

"I must express my superiority in every post I make"

Then why not answer the "decent question" instead of following me into every thread and throwing useless remarks. You're like a stalker, guy.

 

[atkbob]

 

[Mudkips]

Got the wrong guy, Pokemon boy. I've got a plan, and many things lined up. You've got Pikachu and Jigglypuff.

You just proved my point.
Plan. Opportunities lined up.

Make a thread when you've got a checkmark in the "success" column.

 

[C.Dark.DN]

Got the wrong guy, Pokemon boy. I've got a plan, and many things lined up. You've got Pikachu and Jigglypuff.

What's your plan? Working 9-5, having no girlfriend, feeling superior to everyone else in the world, and trying to kiss the ceo/presidents ass in your fancy clothes when he stops by every few months only to get ignored because your manager told them you are horrible at teamwork?

 

[levious]

career plans don't normally work if your superiors are not aware of them...

 

[Cdammen]

Talk to the guy that hired the security guard? Why bitch on GAF?

 

[Rocket Punch]

It's okay.
Go back to school. You've been thinking about it. It's for the best, even though it'll put you in debt. Maybe this time get a real degree. It'll require real work though, something we all know you're averse to.

The bottom line is you hate the security guard because you fear becoming him.
You've got no path to success laid out in front of you, you've got no marketable skills, you've been trying to "get ahead", as they say, without much success. Instead, you find that you're young and already wanting to give up. You still jump at the slightest opportunities to get noticed though, but they usually backfire because you look over eager, too serious, and like a complete asshole. The next opportunity (as you deem it) will come up, you'll play it down, telling yourself you won't get excited, you won't over do it, etc. Then as it approaches you get more into it. You tell yourself that this time you'll get it right, this time you won't fuck it up, this is it. Then you fucking fail and feel like shit again. It's a vicious cycle, but it does provide us with entertaining threads (where you reflect your anger onto other things - homeless people, fat people, etc.) after each failure.

I may not know you, but I fucking know you.
People like you are common.
I've seen and worked with enough of them to know exactly who you are.
It's okay.
Go back to school. You've been thinking about it. It's for the best, even though it'll put you in debt. Maybe this time get a real degree. It'll require real work though, something we all know you're averse to.

Got the wrong guy, Pokemon boy. I've got a plan, and many things lined up. You've got Pikachu and Jigglypuff.

LOL, sad comeback if I ever saw one

 

[Ceres]

Then why not answer the "decent question" instead of following me into every thread and throwing useless remarks. You're like a stalker, guy.

How dare someone make useless replies to a thread someone makes to get attention!! What next? Someone uselessly bitching on Gaf instead of going to the people that be to make a formal complaint?

 

[C.Dark.DN]

Then why not answer the "decent question" instead of following me into every thread and throwing useless remarks. You're like a stalker, guy.

1.You made a new thread and it's on page 1.
2. You're well known for your superiority complex.
3. I'm not the only one acknowledging said superiority complex.

 

[seat]

Talk to the guy that hired the security guard? Why bitch on GAF?

He also says that he doesn't even want to engage in dialogue with the guard. "Honestly, I really don't even want him to talk to me." Why take it out on the guard specifically? It's not his fault he got hired if he doesn't meet NB's standards for being a security guard. He's just wants to work, like many people have this past year.

 

[Jamesfrom818]

Your company probably didn't specifically pick your fat ass guard. They picked the security company and they gave you the fat ass guard.

 

[Dark Octave]

The guy is the probably the single most repulsive individual I’ve ever had the displeasure of calling a “co-worker.” In all honesty...

:lol :lol I read this much before I realized who the OP was without even looking at his name.

 

[Jayge]

I sincerely hope that one day in my future, I'll walk into a public library somewhere, and sitting in front of the holo-desk or whatever the fuck will be in there will be Booger-boy here, grumbling about the world in his frayed overcoat with his wool hat and hole-ridden pants while his grubby, barely-gloved fingers slowly fondle the 50 cents he received to watch someone else's clothing in a nearby laundromat, crying softly to himself.

 

[levious]

Your company probably didn't specifically pick your fat ass guard. They picked the security company and they gave you the fat ass guard.

he called him a co-worker, NB is a security guard

Spoiler

with a five-year plan...

 

[Milk Lizard]

He should

 

[Dark Octave]

Security guards are generally not meant to stop anything from happeneing. They are meant to be eyes if anything happens and a deterrent. As for casinos and banks, they have guns. At that point all I care about is your aim, not your waist size.

 

[Count Dookkake]

As long as tubby isn't protecting a buffet, I don't see the problem.

 

[Barbacoatl]

Why not bring him lunch? you could share it and get to know each other.

 

[itxaka]

Got the wrong guy, Pokemon boy. I've got a plan, and many things lined up. You've got Pikachu and Jigglypuff.

How did the skiing trip with your boss go?

When both the CEO and the CFO invite me to their next skiing trip, I'll revisit this thread and force feed some of you the finest crow.

 

[Zenith]

Why not bring him lunch? you could share it and get to know each other.

whoa, I just had a vision of the security guard as Homer Simpson and NintyBooger as Frank Grimes.

The perfect odd couple.

 

[D4Danger]

It's okay.
Go back to school. You've been thinking about it. It's for the best, even though it'll put you in debt. Maybe this time get a real degree. It'll require real work though, something we all know you're averse to.

The bottom line is you hate the security guard because you fear becoming him.
You've got no path to success laid out in front of you, you've got no marketable skills, you've been trying to "get ahead", as they say, without much success. Instead, you find that you're young and already wanting to give up. You still jump at the slightest opportunities to get noticed though, but they usually backfire because you look over eager, too serious, and like a complete asshole. The next opportunity (as you deem it) will come up, you'll play it down, telling yourself you won't get excited, you won't over do it, etc. Then as it approaches you get more into it. You tell yourself that this time you'll get it right, this time you won't fuck it up, this is it. Then you fucking fail and feel like shit again. It's a vicious cycle, but it does provide us with entertaining threads (where you reflect your anger onto other things - homeless people, fat people, etc.) after each failure.

I may not know you, but I fucking know you.
People like you are common.
I've seen and worked with enough of them to know exactly who you are.

Spoiler:

Spoiler

It ends with you stuck where you are now. Not at the bottom, but no where near where you think you should be.

Brutal.

That had to hurt just a little, right? You'll be thinking about this post for weeks.

 

[sinxtanx]

I would never want to spend any time whatsoever with you, NB. Can't stand people who don't know how to relax.

Protip: chill out and come to grips with the fact that you are only a human, not Zeus

EDIT: your threads are gold BTW, don't stop making them

 

[Fimbulvetr]

Holy shit GAF, what did this guy do to incur your wrath.:lol

I literally haven't seen anybody hated as much on any thread(not even on gaming age). What's the story?(Normally I'd just click his tag, but some of you guys are....weird to say the least.)

 

[Leunam]

Holy shit GAF, what did this guy do to incur your wrath.:lol

I literally haven't seen anybody hated as much on any thread. What's the story?(Normally I'd just click his tag, but some of you guys are....weird to say the least.)

Uh...maybe you should just click his tag? Way to answer your own question.

 

[Zeke]

oh man mudkips killed it :lol

 

[NintendosBooger]

Holy shit GAF, what did this guy do to incur your wrath.:lol

I literally haven't seen anybody hated as much on any thread(not even on gaming age). What's the story?(Normally I'd just click his tag, but some of you guys are....weird to say the least.)

Haters, man.

What's the first thing lowly people do when they see an up-and-comer? They reach for him, try to drag him down just to keep up.

I make a thread about nice clothes, I get dragged down by ill-dressed mongrels; I make a thread about being fit compared to fat people, I get yanked by lard asses; but when I get my shit stolen, these monkeys cheer.

Classic example of haters.

 

[Vennt]

Mudkips wins the thread, gold medal, Usain Bolt record smashing type win too, awesome.

/thread (literally).