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[Cody_D165]

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what does GAF think about John Cena's old rap album?

its kinda cringeworthy with like the WWE samples and stuff in some of the tracks but at the same time... i've heard worse I suppose

kinda mediocre just like most of his matches are I guess

 

[Chopper]

Cena sucks

 

[Hidden One]

We've cenanuff.

 

[British Monsoon]

what does GAF think about John Cena's old rap album?

He ain't got shit on the Macho Man;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMbcOC5dS5k

Also, Terry Funk's 'Great Texan' is clearly the best wrestler album ever;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_5i1AdcZDw

 

[Perspicacity]

Cena sucks

Let's go Cena

 

[mreddie]

As much as I hate him right now, I still kinda like Bad Man and Word Life.

 

[The Shogun]

Lyrically it is horrible.

But Cena actually shockingly has a somewhat decent flow. Nothing amazing but he's not horrible by any means in that regard.

 

[Kaladin]

He ain't got shit on the Macho Man;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMbcOC5dS5k

Also, Terry Funk's 'Great Texan' is clearly the best wrestler album ever;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_5i1AdcZDw

True, but Chris Jericho has a legit band.

Fozzy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJso7XYphb4

 

[maquiladora]

 

[Kaladin]

Let's go Cena

Cena sucks

 

[Chopper]

Let's go Cena

Let's not.

 

[Floridian]

Cena actually has something to say.

 

[atomsk]

Also, Terry Funk's 'Great Texan' is clearly the best wrestler album ever;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_5i1AdcZDw

I see this and raise you some Jerry Lawler

 

[Kaladin]

"Don't Fuck With Us" ain't PG.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

"I fuck like a fiend fiend fiend with three dicks"

 

[Kusagari]

He actually had some semblance of flow back then.

Compare the album to those horrible songs he did with Wiz for the new game.

 

[Perspicacity]

Cena sucks

Let's g-

Let's not.

Oh

 

[Heroman]

It actual kinda of good.

 

[Disgraced]

 

[『Inaba Resident』]

The album to everybody's favorite anime

 

[Bricky]

He has decent flow.

Honestly, I kinda like some of the songs.

 

[Rest]

I was surprised when I found out he wrote all the lyrics. But I haven't heard the album.

 

[krae_man]

I remember the first Cena-Jericho feud where they had a "concert battle" and John Cena performed Bad Man live. And by John Cena, I mean Tha Trademarc and Bumpy Knuckers because the song is 90% them singing with Cena doing jack shit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zm3ONv7KIHs

I was surprised when I found out he wrote all the lyrics. But I haven't heard the album.

He and Tha Trademarc have writing credit on every song. We really don't know who wrote what

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyIpPMijEVo

 

[Mr.Swag]

His theme song still hypes me up even if I dont want him to wressrle.

 

[Chopper]

His theme song still hypes me up even if I dont want him to wressrle.

whatamark

 

[Jigolo]

Top 5 doa

 

[Aaron-Lagann]

 

[LCGeek]

whatamark

At least he is honest about it.

 

[Mr.Swag]

Poon Te ne na naaaa

 

[Chopper]

At least he is honest about it.

If you're, like, twelve.

Spoiler

No, seriously.

 

[Angelus Errare]

Shit is hot asshole juice. I'd rather listen to a rock song by Lil Wayne.

 

[Orbis Tabula]

The guy who made the clothes in Hunger Games has an album? Cool. I never would have thought he was a musician.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

He sounds like a middle aged dad trying to rap.

 

[PlayALLtheGames]

 

[geomon]

I...I still like Bad Bad Man because of the A-Team video with Gary Coleman cameo. I'm so sorry Gaf.

 

[strafer]

Cena is a better actor than rapper.

 

[JMDSO]

BRRRRRR APPLEDOUGH

 

[Mihael Mello Keehl]

Cena is a beast.. tell me a better line than the end of wordlife. Dat fire!

 

[Mr.Swag]

Cena is a better actor than rapper.

He has two or three small movie roles coming up

 

[Kusagari]

Shit is hot asshole juice. I'd rather listen to a rock song by Lil Wayne.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8AzdlEabP4

No you wouldn't.

 

[Chopper]

Cena is a better actor than rapper.

Cena is a better amphibian wizard than rapper. And a better fire hose than actor.

 

[PlayALLtheGames]

Was just thinking if you showed me this and asked me to guess who sang it, I'd say Riff Raff. These sound a lot like Riff Raff.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

There's a song where it implies that he has three dicks.

 

[Ermac]

Right Now is a really great song. Reminds me of Kanye's Family Business.

 

[poopninjamvc3mk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8AzdlEabP4

No you wouldn't.

Spoiler

lowkeybanger

 

[Keyser Soze]

 

[Aaron-Lagann]

Chris Redfield confirmed to be John Cena.

 

[Zee-Row]

Macho Man was a superior Wrestler and Rapper.

 

[RP912]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUPxEUdI4HE

Scrub Cena not seeing Macho Man on the mic though.

Them bars will lay his ass DOWN for the 3 second tan.

 

[SuperEpicGuy]

Wasn't cena the most popular wrestler or something like that? And he had a shitload of charitable things he did. Not sure where the hatred is coming from.