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[Mr.Swag]

I feel so wealthy.

My parents 24 years of some shit so they decided to take me and my sis out to Red Lobster.
It was kind of a surprise, I had just woken up and was about to drink my morning coffee. So we head to Red Lobster and at this point I'm really really hungry.


I check the menu and see they have a four course meal for $14.99!!!!
I get a spicy chicken tortilla soup, a ceaser salad, and as an entree I got some spicy habanero shrimp bites with a skewer of garlic shrimp, and for dessert brownie a la mode.

While we're waiting they bring out those delicious bread things. Oddly they bring five pieces of bread when there's four of us.
Delicious bread.

Next comes my soup and my salad, and it didn't disappoint. It was probably my favorite part of the meal. I had never had spicy tortilla soup. Definitely gonna eat this again one day. Salad was salad.

When I ordered the entree the waitress said that it was really spicy. Guess she has a weak mouth, because it was barely spicy. More sweet than spicy.

At last came dessert. By now I've eaten probably 1500 calories worth of food in one sitting. I felt like a king. Brownie was delicious, and the ice cream I didn't really finish. Not a fan of the chocolate syrup people put on ice cream.

I think I ate 95% of my meal, and that was probably the most I've eaten in the last 2 years.

So GAF, what do y'all think of fine dining and four course meals? Is it too much?


Cus I thought it was too much. I feel like I'm gonna double my daily caloric intake today :/

 

[Count Dookkake]

You had the salad?

lol.

 

[Grakl]

red lobster? ewwww

you're gonna get sick

 

[Sorian]

Red Lobster does not equal fine dining. Four course meals are epic at the right place but from a chain restaurant like this? It's just trying to sound better than it is bordering on false advertising.

 

[dekline]

Do you feel sick yet?

 

[Divvy]

30 dollar Italian meal thread redux

 

[andymcc]

my favorite multi-course meals are traditional kaiseki style ones... a far cry from Red Lobster.

 

[smoothj]

Red slobster

 

[RBH]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=643155

 

[MutFox]

I feel so wealthy.

Red Lobster.

Sorry, I stopped reading there and burst out laughing!

 

[BlackJace]

RIP, OP.

 

[Woody Invincible]

 

[bidguy]

15$ what the hell?
are you sure you werent at mcdonalds ?

 

[SpectreFire]

Dude, you went to Red Lobster, calm down.

 

[entremet]

Red Lobster?! LMAO

30 dollar Italian meal thread redux

Still cheaper lol.

 

[6.8]

I had a 13 course meal. 13 jr bacon cheeseburgers. I was looking down at the peasants eating their combos.

 

[giga]

Literally laughed out loud when I read red lobster.

 

[paul187]

I feel so wealthy.

My parents 24 years of some shit so they decided to take me and my sis out to Red Lobster.

I just can't.

 

[soundahfekz]

Shit probably looked like this

 

[DoomGyver]

I was going to suggest induce vomiting but it's already too late for you OP, say your prayers.

 

[Einbroch]

This is a troll thread, me thinks.

 

[Stumpokapow]

Expand yo horizons

 

[Kitsunebaby]

I don't know if choosing to have both soup and salad makes it a four course meal. And when did we start bragging about going to Red Lobster?

 

[dallow_bg]

This is a troll thread, me thinks.

Yup.

 

[The Illiterati]

Troll thread? Troll thread.

I'm not really hating on Red Lobster or 15 dollar meals, because I am actually pretty poor overall, but this is a worst attempt at a tag fish I've seen in years.

 

[Liberty4all]

I lol too at OP 10/10

my most craziest meal was at a Chinese wedding. 15 course meal including shark fin soup (back then it was still politically correct to eat). They had to roll me home.

4 course red lobster? That's an under average weekend meal. Its like showing off a breakfast buffet at Dennys (no offense OP)

 

[moojito]

Sounds like some nice grub you had there, OP. Not enough grey poupon for the upper class gaffers who got their replies in first, it seems!

 

[smoothj]

They see me trollin, they hatin.

 

[Sorian]

I don't know if choosing to have both soup and salad makes it a four course meal. And when did we start bragging about going to Red Lobster?

I went to Olive Garden the other day and I felt like a king. I got unlimited soup and breadsticks and I had some of the finest italian cuisine you could possibly imagine. I'm sure the chef was an experienced sicilian.

 

[Mr.Swag]

Oh god I'm sitting down right now Cus I'm so full.


Why y'all hating on Reb Lobster tho? It's probably my third time going my whole life.
I thought it was pretty good. Service was alright, waitresses weren't that fine tho.

 

[Kwixotik]

Red Lobster's not bad, guys... Pretty good for the price.

 

[The Illiterati]

Shit probably looked like this

This is the first time I've noticed: it seems he is using a child's shirt with Ms. Potts on it as a tablecloth.

 

[EnderWiggles]

I went to Olive Garden the other day and I felt like a king. I got unlimited soup and breadsticks and I had some of the finest italian cuisine you could possibly imagine. I'm sure the chef was an experienced sicilian.

Did they ask you how many breadsticks you wanted and you said "unlimited"? LOL CLASSIC!

Oh and pic of OP:

 

[Race to be King]

.

 

[Sorian]

Why y'all hating on Reb Lobster tho?

I believe you said something about feeling rich before bringing up Red Lobster? That might be the issue. You can't name a dime a dozen restaurant chain and say you feel first class from that.

Spoiler

Also, diarrhea

 

[Winterfang]

I remember the first time I had a Four Course meal. Taco Bell's Doritos Locos Tacos Dinner Box, minutes after I finish it, I was down on the floor moaning.

I didn't felt like a king.

 

[Mr.Swag]

I went to Olive Garden the other day and I felt like a king. I got unlimited soup and breadsticks and I had some of the finest italian cuisine you could possibly imagine. I'm sure the chef was an experienced sicilian.

Red Lobster > Olive Garden by a couple miles.

Didn't really know hating on red lobster was a thing

 

[Dog food is delicious]

Red Lobster > Olive Garden by a couple miles.

Didn't really know hating on red lobster was a thing

It's a chain. To be expected.

 

[Sorian]

Did they ask you how many breadsticks you wanted and you said "unlimited"? LOL CLASSIC!

Real talk though: Those fuckers need to stop being stingy with the bread. I get as much as I want, don't bring it out two at a time, that's just wasting my time and yours.

Red Lobster > Olive Garden by a couple miles.

More real talk: No

 

[andymcc]

I remember the first time I had a Four Course meal. Taco Bell's Doritos Locos Tacos Dinner Box, minutes after I finish it, I was down on the floor moaning.

that's what you get for starting with the cinnamon sticks.

 

[Race to be King]

 

[bud]

hahaha, i'm dying over here.

i was expecting to be impressed when i read the title. damn you, op.

 

[Earthstrike]

I feel so wealthy.

My parents 24 years of some shit so they decided to take me and my sis out to Red Lobster.
It was kind of a surprise, I had just woken up and was about to drink my morning coffee. So we head to Red Lobster and at this point I'm really really hungry.


I check the menu and see they have a four course meal for $14.99!!!!
I get a spicy chicken tortilla soup, a ceaser salad, and as an entree I got some spicy habanero shrimp bites with a skewer of garlic shrimp, and for dessert brownie a la mode.

While we're waiting they bring out those delicious bread things. Oddly they bring five pieces of bread when there's four of us.
Delicious bread.

Next comes my soup and my salad, and it didn't disappoint. It was probably my favorite part of the meal. I had never had spicy tortilla soup. Definitely gonna eat this again one day. Salad was salad.

When I ordered the entree the waitress said that it was really spicy. Guess she has a weak mouth, because it was barely spicy. More sweet than spicy.

At last came dessert. By now I've eaten probably 1500 calories worth of food in one sitting. I felt like a king. Brownie was delicious, and the ice cream I didn't really finish. Not a fan of the chocolate syrup people put on ice cream.

I think I ate 95% of my meal, and that was probably the most I've eaten in the last 2 years.

So GAF, what do y'all think of fine dining and four course meals? Is it too much?


Cus I thought it was too much. I feel like I'm gonna double my daily caloric intake today :/

Wow, That's like half an italian meal!

 

[Winterfang]

that's what you get for starting with the cinnamon sticks.

Rookie Mistake, please teach me the ways of the Dinner Box master.

 

[DonMigs85]

That's not fine dining exactly

 

[Mr.Swag]

I believe you said something about feeling rich before bringing up Red Lobster? That might be the issue. You can't name a dime a dozen restaurant chain and say you feel first class from that.

Spoiler

Also, diarrhea

I meant it in a "just ate a lot" way, not a "just spent a lot" way

 

[LyleLanley]

I feel so wealthy.

My parents 24 years of some shit so they decided to take me and my sis out to Red Lobster.

I thoroughly enjoyed reading this.

 

[Kitsunebaby]

Red Lobster > Olive Garden by a couple miles.

Didn't really know hating on red lobster was a thing

It's not really hate, it's just kind of like bragging about going to TGI Fridays or another restaurant of that caliber. Thread title led me to believe the thread was going to be about some exquisite food porn and being met with Red Lobster is a bit humorous. Having the word Lobster in the title doesn't make it a fancy restaurant.

 

[Kickz]

Ahahaha

 

[Diprosalic]

four courses? , $15 buys you half a menu at MCD.