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[Brian Fellows]

I find their redhead disappointing.

 

[Reiko]

After seeing her on Letterman, you couldn't get me drunk enough to sleep with her.

Is this real life?

 

[K.Sabot]

The amount of photoshop used in this kind of stuff is really growing old.

Agree, the photoshop + the bad "sexy face" don't help.

 

[Hot Coldman]

She almost died after she did this, I don't understand why she agreed to do it.

narrowly missing out on a Darwin Award

 

[braves01]

Saw her on Letterman last night. Lets just say she isn't the brightest crayon in the box

I hate when this happens. I think Eva Mendes was the last actress I thought was quite fine until a simple interview ruined everything. Smart is sexy.

 

[TemplaerDude]

After seeing her on Letterman, you couldn't get me drunk enough to sleep with her.

Ha ha ha ha ha sure thing bud.

 

[charsace]

After seeing her on Letterman, you couldn't get me drunk enough to sleep with her.

You can spend the time buttering her up and getting her drunk and I will do the fucking. Deal?

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

Bewbs

 

[Wallach]

After seeing her on Letterman, you couldn't get me drunk enough to sleep with her.

Really? Did she go on the show and say she had turbo-gonorrhea or something?

 

[Dreams-Visions]

She looks cold as hell.

 

[Grinchy]

Say what you will, but she looks a little dopey and dumpey in these pics. The 2 D's.

Great boobs, but everything else is just disappointing for someone revered as a top model.

 

[Scratch]

wow

 

[bjb]

Kate "no ass" Upton.

 

[UrbanRats]

She almost died after she did this, I don't understand why she agreed to do it.

Really? That's dumb, first of all, no one gives a shit about the setting of the shoot, and second of all, do you really need to exit the studio in the photoshop age? For this kind of shoot, at least.

 

[gamma]

Say what you will, but she looks a little dopey and dumpey in these pics. The 2 D's.

Great boobs, but everything else is just disappointing for someone revered as a top model.

I hate when this happens. I think Eva Mendes was the last actress I thought was quite fine until a simple interview ruined everything. Smart is sexy.

After seeing her on Letterman, you couldn't get me drunk enough to sleep with her.

neogaf.jpg

 

[MattKeil]

Really? That's dumb, first of all, no one gives a shit about the setting of the shoot, and second of all, do you really need to exit the studio in the photoshop age? For this kind of shoot, at least.

It was kind of the point. The shoots in the issue take place on all seven continents. I guess Upton drew the short straw.

 

[Like the hat?]

They erased her armpit in the first pic on the site

 

[Darkgran]

After seeing her on Letterman, you couldn't get me drunk enough to sleep with her.

I am going to nominate this for stupidest post this year. Will anyone second it?

 

[Grinchy]

Really? That's dumb, first of all, no one gives a shit about the setting of the shoot, and second of all, do you really need to exit the studio in the photoshop age? For this kind of shoot, at least.

Especially when everything in the foreground is going to get such extreme photoshop use already.

 

[GrayFoxPL]

Why aren't her nipples erect like two active volcanoes?

Fake cold.

 

[ZombieSupaStar]

feet too big, wouldnt bang.

Cute girl tho.


also they really went to Antarctica and she almost died? Wow because that looks like they could have gotten the same pics using a green screen.

 

[Snake]

I still say she looks like an impossibly hot, young Hillary Clinton.

 

[Hot Coldman]

In other Kate Upton news (SFW) (it's an ad) (4 days old)

(just skip to 2:15)

 

[SolKane]

She wasn't bad at all on Letterman. Comes across as kind of boring, actually, but not stupid or anything really offensive.

 

[subrock]

So cold but no nips. Confusing.

 

[Escape Goat]

I thought Kate Upton was supposed to be fat? We just had a thread about it.

 

[Voice of Reason]

Why aren't her nipples erect like two active volcanoes?

Fake cold.

This.

 

[UrbanRats]

It was kind of the point. The shoots in the issue take place on all seven continents. I guess Upton drew the short straw.

Sure.. but i'm saying nobody will give a shit and 90% of the people will just want to look at the tits.

Especially when everything in the foreground is going to get such extreme photoshop use already.

Exactly.

 

[Reiko]

So cold but no nips. Confusing.

Inverted nips? That's the only logical answer.

EDIT: Apparently hers are normal.

 

[shuri]

any wallpaper sized versions of those pics?

 

[Voice of Reason]

Time to make our move guys

 

[David Incorporated Esq.]

She is the most boring model in the world; just tired of how she looks.

 

[GRIP]

Why aren't her nipples erect like two active volcanoes?

Fake cold.

Check out the body paint photos.

 

[Dom Brunt]

I thought Kate Upton was supposed to be fat? We just had a thread about it.

The fat pictures were really like 2 years old.

 

[Broder Salsa]

The amount of photoshop used in this kind of stuff is really growing old.

It's not just over photo shopped, it's badly shopped. What the fuck is wrong with her leg in pic 3 lol.

She's hot, but damn the photoshopping in these kind of photos just annoys me so much.

 

[MisterHero]

I thought Kate Upton was supposed to be fat? We just had a thread about it.

that's okay she's arctic proof

 

[Ravensmash]

I was genuinely surprised to see how young she was, only a year younger than me but makes me feel bad man.

I'm guessing she's wearing fuck loads of make up and is edited to fuck because she looks way older - genuinely thought she was late twenties/early thirties.

Edit: not that this is a bad thing, but she looks way older than she is in these photos

 

[shira]

 

[Jarlaxle]

You're totally right GAF. She's hideous.

My penis just threw up some sort of white material all over my keyboard.

 

[Cake Boss]

She seriously has no hips but damn at those tits. I will swim in those tits and drink the pool water after.

 

[Devolution]

They didn't really use the surroundings much and using such a depth of field makes her look shopped in anyway. I don't get the point of shooting on location in this manner.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I'm guessing she's wearing fuck loads of make up and is edited to fuck because she looks way older - genuinely thought she was late twenties/early thirties.

I disagree.

 

[Gorillaz]

Holy shit...She is only a year younger then me and was born on my bday.

 

[Jarlaxle]

Holy shit...She is only a year younger then me and was born on my bday.

It's like you're soul mates.

 

[FStop7]

She is hot.

But the photos were bland and the all white swimwear selection sucked.

 

[Ravensmash]

I disagree.

Really? She looks older than her age, and that's not a bad thing but it was fairly obvious when I found out how old she was.

 

[shira]

Oreos?

 

[volpone]

Dead eyes. She's beautiful and voluptuous but her expressions are disconcerting.

 

[aj1467]

Those body paint pics... there are no words.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Really? She looks older than her age, and that's not a bad thing but it was fairly obvious when I found out how old she was.

Late 20s/early 30s bro? I would say 25 max.