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[BanditKing]

yes we should all play as armenia american whores.

 

[flyinpiranha]

I think this is a great idea, I need a break from good games.

 

[jon bones]

one of my girls would play the shit out of this

 

[StalkerUKCG]

I thought this thread was gonna be about the Cardassians.

Every single post left me confused. =(

Heavy RPG set on Cardassia Prime. Think Deus Ex in space. Your an undercover Romulan Cosmetically altered to look like a Cardassian, You must infiltrate the ranks of the Cardassian military hierarchy and bring it down from the inside.

Day 1.Day 0 Preorder of the limited collectors edition for access to Dukat's armour and romulan red matter powered personal cloak.


As for the KUWTK game. Hell no!

 

[SmokyDave]

yes we should all play as armenia american whores.

I can feel the frustration simmering from your post. You should relax, unwind and watch a little TV.

 

[KittenMaster]

Heavy RPG set on Cardassia Prime. Think Deus Ex in space. Your an undercover Romulan Cosmetically altered to look like a Cardassian, You must infiltrate the ranks of the Cardassian military hierarchy and bring it down from the inside.

Day 1.Day 0 Preorder of the limited collectors edition for access to Dukat's armour and romulan red matter powered personal cloak.


As for the KUWTK game. Hell no!

Now this sounds like an awesome game idea. A shame the thread won't be derailed as much as it needs to be.

 

[BanditKing]

Sony Move should sponsor this game.

 

[Rollo Lawson]

it would probably make a decent game. think the career management mechanic from nba 2k11 but with way more detail. appearances, riders, expenditures, etc

 

[FlyingTeacup]

yup, the rapture is indeed coming. wtf!

 

[Annoying Old Party Man]

Can't decide if this is a joke thread or an undercover marketeer thread. Need to find out.

 

[BanditKing]

i think the mayans were right 2012 the world is ending.

 

[MDSLKTR]

who?

 

[dwu8991]

So i thought of another good idea.

The scene is in a night club. You have Kim Kardashian appearing on the tv dancing and then on the wii u controller you just press a button and presto, now she is appearing on the wii u screen doing a lap dance!

 

[fly high ~ayunite~]

I'm still mad "Showgirls: The Game: was cancelled.

 

[backflip10019]

So i thought of another good idea.

The scene is in a night club. You have Kim Kardashian appearing on the tv dancing and then on the wii u controller you just press a button and presto, now she is appearing on the wii u screen doing a lap dance!

You're not a real person, right?

 

[GringoJB]

It might actually not be a bad idea to make a game that parodies reality shows, doesn't take itself seriously, and is actually supposed to be funny! If the right people wrote it, it could be hysterical... you know, kind of making fun of all of the reality show trappings, especially dating shows. You'd have to deal with all of the over-the-top stereotypes that always show up on the shows dating-sim style, have action sequences where you have to do preposterous Physical Challenge type stuff each week, and try to make it to the "end" by not getting yourself kicked off at the end of any given week...

 

[KittenMaster]

You're not a real person, right?

This is most definitely a real thread.

 

[Rahxephon91]

So i thought of another good idea.

The scene is in a night club. You have Kim Kardashian appearing on the tv dancing and then on the wii u controller you just press a button and presto, now she is appearing on the wii u screen doing a lap dance!

 

[Jocchan]

So i thought of another good idea.

The scene is in a night club. You have Kim Kardashian appearing on the tv dancing and then on the wii u controller you just press a button and presto, now she is appearing on the wii u screen doing a lap dance!

Spoiler

I was just looking for an excuse to post this picture

 

[vaelic]

you have GOT to be joking....

 

[MrHicks]

OP is reason why the kardashians are making a shitload of money
theres probably milions of viewers just like him

if OP is actually serious

 

[jts]

So i thought of another good idea.

The scene is in a night club. You have Kim Kardashian appearing on the tv dancing and then on the wii u controller you just press a button and presto, now she is appearing on the wii u screen doing a lap dance!

Sweet-ass idea, bro. And maybe with the vitality sensor it could be determined if you're getting a boner, and then you'll lose the game. Or win. I don't know.

 

[Jocchan]

Sweet-ass idea, bro. And maybe with the vitality sensor it could be determined if you're getting a boner, and then you'll lose the game. Or win. I don't know.

A D20 is rolled, if you get odds you win.

 

[flyinpiranha]

Can't decide if this is a joke thread or an undercover marketeer thread. Need to find out.

The Marketeer, I'm sure it's another game in his ideabox.

 

[Malio]

I'll buy it for $2 on ebay.

And re-sell to Gamestop for $1.

 

[Tunin]

Obvious troll is obvious. I don't know why people insist on doing this, if you're going to troll someone/some community then do it properly and at least try to make people believe in you.

 

[staticneuron]

I really hope this thread leads to the announcement of DudeBro3.

Don't you mean Dud3Bro?

 

[Barrett2]

The Marketeer, I'm sure it's another game in his ideabox.

This is the Kardashians spinoff where you work as their agent, signing new merchandising and endorsement deals for them. Basically a sim-management game.

 

[DryvBy]

Please, do not get into a career for video games. Or network television or any media for entertainment. Because if you think the Kardashians are even mildly entertaining, you've got the brain damage Bill Cosby frequently talked about.

By any chance, do you think reality tv is "real"ity tv?

 

[dwu8991]

Obvious troll is obvious. I don't know why people insist on doing this, if you're going to troll someone/some community then do it properly and at least try to make people believe in you.

My ideas for the game are sound. The wii controller u has heaps of unique possibilities, which is why making a game like the kardashians would be so great. I think this is the sort of game wii u is designed for.

 

[Blizzard]

This thread made my morning.

Of course, if a game like this actually showed up on Facebook, you know a good number of people would probably play it.

 

[Amagon]

My ideas for the game are sound. The wii controller u has heaps of unique possibilities, which is why making a game like the kardashians would be so great. I think this is the sort of game wii u is designed for.

EDIT: Listen, I'm an videogame expert here. If your gonna make a game about the Kardashians, it has to be a PC doujin hentai dating sim game that you put on sale at jbox.com. Weeaboos luv that shit! Jocchan, I give you director duties on this project, scrap dudebro2, were going full fucking force with this winner rite here.

 

[Tenks]

I guarantee it would sell better than Madworld


Probably better than Madworld + Conduit combined

 

[tsab]

.

 

[FrostuTheNinja]

I think it's about time someone posted a "isthisreallife.jpg"

I must be dreaming... This topic can't possibly be real.

 

[inner-G]

You will never top Beyblade, sorry.

Could be close! 'Made of silicon and more dangerous than ever'

 

[Souljiro]

Fantastic lets get this funded ASAP! You can also include as a bonus Kim's workout mode for those who want to stay in shape!

 

[neobiz]

I'm all for it. Everybody who buys/plays/rents/thinks about it will be added to my not-to-be-trusted list.

 

[totowhoa]

Would totally be worth it for the GB quick look we'd get

 

[Hypereides]

I've been thinking about this for a long time but wouldn't it be great to see a Keeping up with the Kardashians videogame! It would be a mix of animal crossing meets the sims. Perfect for the wii u as it has a touchscreen and camera. There would be tons of gameplay ideas like going to restaurants, nightclubs, photoshoots, selling perfume, swim shoots, buying cars, charity boxing etc. The game would revolve around Kim doing things her manager mum wanted her to do and then gradually have you find work on your own and compete against the other sisters! The game could also have added social features like achievements like going to a dog's shelter or buying a present for the boyfriend! I'm thinking an EA or Activision would publish this game.

My god man, I want a hit of whatever youre smoking.

 

[Amagon]

I think it's about time someone posted a "isthisreallife.jpg"

I must be dreaming... This topic can't possibly be real.

 

[Teknoman]

This thread is going to wind up in the archives for sure.

 

[SmokyDave]

I'm all for it. Everybody who buys/plays/rents/thinks about it will be added to my not-to-be-trusted list.

Thinks about what?

Spoiler

Hah! Gotcha. Now you can't trust yourself.

 

[DrFunk]

I guarantee it would sell better than Madworld


Probably better than Madworld + Conduit combined

Probably moreso than Child of Eden and Shadows of the Damned

 

[A Human Becoming]

I know nothing about these Kardashian women but based on the responses that's a good thing.

 

[gunbo13]

Delusional
Worrisome
Unseemly

Spoiler

8991 times over

 

[Chavelo]

I saw your idea and thought about it really hard.

Here's what I'm gonna do, OP.

I'm gonna print this thread on really nice paper with awesome color and finish. Then I'm gonna make a cover for it. I will then get a space capsule and send that shit to space.

Following me so far? Okay, then 1000 years from now, an alien race will find said capsule. They will read the contents and scream til their eyes bleed and fall out. Due to their advanced technology, they will travel back in time. They will teleport to earth and open the 10th gate of hell... Also, the aliens are not friendly.

So, with this thread, you just cause the Apocalypse PLUS a fucking alien invasion. And we're not talking an alien invasion to deplete the earth resources.... nah. Screw that. We're talking ass probing and torture THEN the destruction of earth. And to make sure, they will also get rid of this universe.

BUT! There's also the Apocalypse to worry about. So not only will the aliens destroy our bodies, but the four horsemen of the apocalypse will harvest our souls. They will punish us for having people like you. Hell will get so full, that the dead will roam the earth. Well, not really, because the fucking aliens already destroyed the earth PLUS the universe. So, there will be zombies in space.

Have fun with that shit... Also, can someone make a game outta this post?

 

[Pete Rock]

I've been thinking about this for a long time

I do not believe you

 

[dwu8991]

I know nothing about these Kardashian women but based on the responses that's a good thing.

Their former dad was the lawyer of OJ Simpson which is how they became famous. The Kardashians are like the modern Brady bunch with lots of drama.

 

[SmithnCo]

Imagine: Kardashianz