I'm just hoping this is not a repeat of Horizon Zero Dawn. My hype for that game was off the chart when I saw that first teaser video for it with the narration by Aloy. To this day I am not sure why I bothered to complete the whole thing. There were only two characters in that entire game that I actually liked, and all the others ranged from (who are you again?) at best, to (please stop talking and jump off a very tall cliff) at worse.
Wow, Amazon does not have the pre order listing, but they have all kinds of weird merch for this game.
I mean, just look at all this stuff.
It's like that scene from SpaceBalls
Notebook
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Steering wheel cover:
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cosplay outfit:
Amazon.com: Womens Kena Bridge of Spirits Cosplay Costume Deluxe Full Set Game Uniform Suits Halloween Outfit: Clothing
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Bathroom floor coverings in case you want to give Kena a golden shower (WHY???)
Amazon.com: KENA Bridge of Spirits Bathroom Antiskid Pad Non-Slip Bath Carpet Floor Mat Rug Toilet Blanket Mats 50 X 80 cm 2 Pieces: Kitchen & Dining
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Garden Flag
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Laptop cover:
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Backpack:
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Tumblers:
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Carry case for laptops
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Tire covers:
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Ipad cases
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Outdoors giant hanging flags:
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