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[Stouffers]

I don’t think he ever existed. He was just a misidentified weather balloon this whole time.

 

[cryptoadam]

NK is real life 1984.

 

[Compsiox]

NK is real life 1984.

That's china

 

[lock2k]

NK is real life 1984.

That's current America

 

[cryptoadam]

That's current America

Nah more like a Brave New World.

 

[#Phonepunk#]

Kim Jong-Un in coma

I know, I know, it's serious

 

[Mistake]

Hopefully she turns into asian Cleopatra, but given the family history I highly doubt it

 

[Blond]

Stare into the face of death:

I wouldn't really feel sorry for him though. Killed his own bro.

Never forget

 

[Tell_men]

Didn’t they round up all their pet dogs for food? Kim must have eaten some bad dog. Bad dog! Bad dog!

 

[Compsiox]

I feel like it's real this time. I feel like we'll find out this week.

They didn't transfer some power to his sister recently for no reason.

 

[Cunth]

Time to get some of that dear leader poontang

 

[GymWolf]

I can't get behind how ridicolous the haircut of this guy is...

 

[GymWolf]

Pretty much.

Recently the NK government is stealing pet dogs from the people, to use for resteraunts and to feed the government.

This is a joke right?!

 

[GeorgPrime]

Finally she can take off the annoying human face and show us her true self as the skeleton king

 

[buizel]

This is a joke right?!

erm, no. unfortunately. isnt too funny if it is.

heard reports of that, i dont doubt it. everything you ready about NK sounds like BS until you actually see it

DID YOU KNOW

Families have to provide their shit to the government. The government REQUIRES that families give a certain amount of waste (feces) to the government for fertilizer, for farms, to help with the countries food 'shortage'

However, since most are under-nourished, most families arent able to provide the amount of shit the government needs.

So families have been forced to STEAL or BUY human shit from their neighbours, to meet the quota, less they get government punishment.

 

[Prison Mike]

This is a joke right?!

N Koreans ordered by Kim Jong-un to hand over pet dogs for meat amid food shortages, says report

Dog meat is considered a delicacy in North Korea and parts of South Korea. But imagine having to hand over your pet dog to the meat shop. This traumatic order has come from Kim Jong-un, say reports.

www.google.com

 

[eMPOK]

She ticks all my boxes, ultimate tsundare stare

 

[GymWolf]

N Koreans ordered by Kim Jong-un to hand over pet dogs for meat amid food shortages, says report

Dog meat is considered a delicacy in North Korea and parts of South Korea. But imagine having to hand over your pet dog to the meat shop. This traumatic order has come from Kim Jong-un, say reports.

www.google.com

Well, time to nuclearize the place i guess.

 

[GymWolf]

erm, no. unfortunately. isnt too funny if it is.

heard reports of that, i dont doubt it. everything you ready about NK sounds like BS until you actually see it

DID YOU KNOW

Families have to provide their shit to the government. The government REQUIRES that families give a certain amount of waste (feces) to the government for fertilizer, for farms, to help with the countries food 'shortage'

However, since most are under-nourished, most families arent able to provide the amount of shit the government needs.

So families have been forced to STEAL or BUY human shit from their neighbours, to meet the quota, less they get government punishment.

This shit make china looks tame...

 

[Compsiox]

This shit make china looks tame...

That's what happens when you're cut off from the world and you never let your people get proper aid from other countries.

 

[Kev Kev]

There is a connection between NK and Iran.
Consider the time NK was testing missiles.
Israel claimed Iran was secretly making warheads.
Combine.
Who REALLY had control of NK before Jung-Un?
Dynasty interrupted, strings cut?
Stop at NOTHING to re-attach?

this reads like a narration to a movie trailer

 

[Ichabod]

New anime season, new main protagonist:

 

[Tell_men]

Time to get some of that dear leader poontang

Bruh, she’d string you up and cut your wee wee off. Don’t fall for the cuteness. You think you’re a Cunth, she’s next level Cunth.

 

[Spaceman292]

She'd problem have you executed if you didn't get her off.

I've already had a girlfriend like that I can handle it

 

[Richard Packer]

Time to get some of that dear leader poontang

Fuck that. Nothing good can come from that.

 

[Whataborman]

Fuck that. Nothing good can come from that.

All reports seem to indicate that Kim Jong-un was the "nice" member of the family and that his sister is a stone-cold bitch.

Kim may have tried to thaw NK's relationship with the west a bit, but I suspect we'll see his sister do the exact opposite.

Consider this... if Kim is (or has been) in a coma, he's not the one ordering NK residents to give up their pet dogs for food... his sister is.

 

[Stouffers]

Un had Rodman. What famous friend does his sister have?

 

[Richard Packer]

Un had Rodman. What famous friend does his sister have?

Lexington Steele

 

[Stouffers]

Lexington Steele

 

[ValiantTraveler]

New anime season, new main protagonist:

Those legs tho

also

 

[Breakage]

Wait, there are people who find her attractive?

 

[GymWolf]

Wait, there are people who find her attractive?

People have strange tastes nowadays...

 

[Compsiox]

Wait, there are people who find her attractive?

In some pics she does look kinda cute but most I've seen she's not really.

A lot of people probably just get off on the idea of her being the dictator.

 

[GeorgPrime]

In some pics she does look kinda cute but most I've seen she's not really.

A lot of people probably just get off on the idea of her being the dictator.

They just call her cute to avoid being put into jail when travelling to NK

 

[Tesseract]

she looks like she tortures folk every weekend for fun, those eyes are what quint was talking about in jaws

 

[Grinchy]

Wait, there are people who find her attractive?

Probably the same people who pay for nudes from fat chicks on OnlyFans.

 

[GymWolf]

She looks like a mix between asian crypt keeper and the scream from munch...

 

[EverydayBeast]

People are asking “where is the leader of North Korea?” Well he’s in a coma maybe had he not been in a coma we’d see more rockets? North Korea needs a reset

 

[buizel]

Probably the same people who pay for nudes from fat chicks on OnlyFans.

 

[TheMan]

I'll believe it when I see it. Not that it would make much of a difference- she would probably be murdered if she tried making overtures to the west.

 

[Ikutachi]

Stare into the face of death:

I wouldn't really feel sorry for him though. Killed his own bro.

 

[Bolivar687]

I don't know why people are incredulous about this, an authoritarian state creating confusion about the health of their leader doesn't really communicate strength and stability.

 

[JordanN]

 

[Stitch]

 

[Evil Calvin]

I think she would be worse.....

 

[diffusionx]

He is fat and unhealthy, I know ,but not so fat and unhealthy that he should turning into a vegetable at 36. What happen?

 

[Kadayi]

He is fat and unhealthy, I know ,but not so fat and unhealthy that he should turning into a vegetable at 36. What happen?

I hear his sisters a big fan of CKII, maybe it gave her some ideas?

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

I like powerful, successful women.
And then I want to dominate them sexually.

- Mike Tyson

But hey I am similar to Mike in many aspects.

 

[Compsiox]

Mike Tyson is a beast

 

[nush]

He is fat and unhealthy, I know ,but not so fat and unhealthy that he should turning into a vegetable at 36. What happen?

Covid got him but people are too scared to turn off the ventilator. Dear leader is a god among men and he can even beat death. Any day now.