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[FrenchMovieTheme]

bhg is awesome dudes. one of the more underappreciated bands because people only hear the couple singles they're famous for. but their catalog of work is awesome! who knows if they will ever release another record, but i wish they would. jimmy pop is one of the catchiest lyrricissts (i spelled it wrong) that i've ever heard. i also like that the band is very diverse in their music stylings. metal, hip hop, rap, country, rock, punk, they do it all. anyone else a fan? surely there are fans!

 

[Tedesco!]

I am a fan of the BHG, though I have to say that their last album wasn't up to snuff.... It didn't seem as diverse as earlier material....

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

not as diverse? it was very diverse! you had metal (i hope you die), you had country (lap dance is always better when the stripper is crying), you had pop (you and me aint nothin but mammallls), you had ska (take the long road), etc etc.

i think hooray for boobies was a tie for their best work w/ one fierce beer coaster

 

[distantmantra]

This thread is worthless without a picture of Pac-Man from the Mope video....

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

 

[distantmantra]

You sir, fucking rock.

 

[Richiban]

BHG is a great band. I thought they were working on some new stuff?

Anyways, my favorite album is probably One Fierce Beer Coaster.

There were some great songs on that record...I mean, c'mon..."Stick Your Head Up High And Blow Your Brains Out?"

Classic

 

[Matlock]

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass
I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?
I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be
Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony
Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry
Scoring with a super model would be easy
Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonomous with 'super dumb'
Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become
That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes
The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean
See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks

Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he talks like this
And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

 

[Richiban]

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant...blablabla

Also another classic.

Here's another fave of mine:

If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V.
Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea

If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols
And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible
Thou shall make fun of Hindus thou shall not make us need too
If I were God that's what I'd do heavens no

Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah

If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything
Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing

If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops
Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap
Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins thou shall not cut Footloose
If I were God that's what I'd do heavens no

Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah

And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off
He goes by the name Jesus and steals hubcaps from cars
Oh Jesus can I borrow your crowbar?
To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt
Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter I'll sing as I'm flogged
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God
So vote for me for Savior and you'll go to heaven
Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in Seven
With creepy threats of H-E-Double-Hockey-Stick
You just can't teach an old God new tricks
But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem?
If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
Just sport some crummy holier than thou facade
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

one of the greatest songs ever:


Times New Roman you know the type
Callin' me Public Enemy but Don't Believe The Hype
Tough guy like the one in Star 80 wanna bait me
Hook line sinker now your lady wanna date me
Gave your girl a little wink so you make a big stink
Shoulder's got a chip so you flip like a Tiddlywink
Know what I think? I think you might be Darwin's missing link
Get all bent out of shape when the heat is on just like a Shrinky Dink
Bet I can take a hint better than I can take a hit
Completely incompatible though I'm a pussy and you're a dick
How can you hold a grudge when you can't even hold a job?
Should have known butter but you're not corn on the cob
I choose to use a song for a weapon not a sword struck a chord
If I wanted to see stars I'll watch the Academy Awards
That's why I Ran like a Flock Of Seagulls why make-up like Mary Kay?
You must've given up on hair plugs 'cause now you're going toupee

All in all you're just another dick with no balls
All in all you're just another dick with no balls

Mama said talk this out and resolve
Don't wanna be involved so gimme a call when you evolve
Doggy paddle to the shallow end of the gene pool
Half with it half wit half finished high school
Give you a piece of my mind but I know you want it splattered
Heard you like your women like you like your shrimp you like 'em battered
Wifebeater perfectly fitting apparel
Where's your brother Daryl? Where's your other brother Daryl?
Givin' me that Macho Man Randy Savage stare
Wanna snap into a Slim Jim break my limbs but do I care?
No sorry I'm a lover not a fighter commit your crime
I'll be glad to do your girlfriend I'll be glad that you do time
Here's the deal I cop a feel you cop a plea but get the maximum
Now we both got records but the difference is mine's platinum
Definitely showed this yellow bellied wimp limp in your cell now though alone
When you're chokin' your chicken your chick will be chokin' on this chicken's bone

All in all you're just another dick with no balls
All in all you're just another dick with no balls

Right turn Clyde

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

i love that guitar line in wish i was queer. hell yeah is a classic too

 

[Funky Papa]

I have the uncensored Ballad of Chasey Lain video on dvd =P

And yeah, they rock the house, I wish they could put their arses to work on something new. I have fond memories from the days they were playing over here

 

[Cerebral Palsy]

BHG and Pauly Shore movies are my secret pleasures.

 

[distantmantra]

I have the uncensored Ballad of Chasey Lain video on dvd =P

There is a video? I've only head the song once, but man... is it basically porn?

 

[Funky Papa]

Not really, just some nekkid pornstars filming the music video on a set. I'll rip it later and upload it tomorrow if you want, I am kinda tired now.

 

[distantmantra]

Not really, just some nekkid pornstars filming the music video on a set. I'll rip it later and upload it tomorrow if you want, I am kinda tired now.

Nah, that's alright. Thanks for the offer though. Considering the lyrics, I was expecting something a little more hardcore.

 

[explodet]

My two cents:

It is very hard to have sex with your girlfriend while "Three Point One Four" is playing in the background.

 

[GDGF]

Funny, I was just talking about Blood Hound Gang yesterday to someone who never heard of the band.

I thought that they were in the studio working on a new album. Heard about it last year, anyway.

Hope it hits soon.

 

[Marty Chinn]

Sniff, am I the only one who thought of the TV show on PBS when I saw the title?

 

[GDGF]

Was it Kids Incorporated that they were on? I saw the show a few times, but I don't remember seeing them on it. I wish I would have watched more, as that would have been a sight.

 

[Lambtron]

Not enough Use Your Fingers love in this thread. Daddy Longlegs is a cocksucker, which is unfortunate, but you cannot deny the awesomeness of "She Ain't Got No Legs" or "Mama Say."


Baby
Yeah
The first time I saw you darling I knew I was in love
Tell her Daddy
The way you took your wheelchair up that handicap ramp
Mmm, it's a mind blower
But now baby I miss ya I miss ya
I miss all the times we played Marco Polo in the pool
Oh yeah
Hide and go seek beneath the sheets
Oh yeah
And just the smell of the oil in your wheelchair

I remember the day I saw you hobbling
A Weeble Wobbling you had a problem
You didn't have any legs just a smile and some stumps
No smelly feet a torso to hump
No baby love yeah that's what we'd be making
Ride you like a Sit and Spin until your stumps started aching
Spin you around yeah roll you near yeah
Turn you upside down to hold my beer

You ain't got no legs but I love you just the same oh baby
You ain't got no legs but I love you just the same

They say nothing beats a great pair of legs but somehow
Baby the day you walked out of my life there's nothing
I wanted more than, than for you to come crawling back to me
When we started going together people said they couldn't believe it
That I could be so happy with a quadriplegic
We would wake up real early and you could make me some eggs mmm
Girl I didn't care if you ain't got no legs
I loved you for you and you loved me for me oh yeah
Wasn't really hard for those more fortunate to see
That the first time we made love it was such a wonderful feeling
The way the suspension wires held you 'cross the ceiling
When you rolled out of my life
My heart just broke
I can still hear the noise of the squeaks in your spokes

You ain't got no legs but I love you just the same oh baby
You ain't got no legs but I love you just the same