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[toastyToast]

Knew what scene it was even with the blur smh

I hope Flash Brown's meat haunts black sweater guy for the rest of his days.

 

[Nightbird]

That was amazing to watch haha

And "Damn this is dope/nope" are my two new favorite gifs lol

 

[i_am_ben]

blue sweater guy is hot.

 

[Bishop89]

THIS IS NOT A DICK

THIS IS A TREE


looool

came to post this exact thing LOL

 

[Patrick Bateman]

"Looking for God all of a sudden" LMAO

God gets named more often in a porn video than at mass haha

That guy reminds me of him:

 

[Fallout-NL]

I find myself strangely attracted to the guy in the yellow sweater.

 

[bengraven]

This guy can't be real.

I mean, he reacted like my hyper religious aunt would if she found out the world was created by squirrels with duct tape.

He was having a fucking religious experience.

 

[Dead Prince]

This guy can't be real.

I mean, he reacted like my hyper religious aunt would if she found out the world was created by squirrels with duct tape.

He was having a fucking religious experience.

he sweated more than the actors i bet. the drip down his cheek at the end sealed it for me lol.

 

[tbd]

(XDDDDDDDD)

 

[formasymphonic]

This is gonna end up being the new Antonio Banderas gif. I'm calling it now.

 

[Ganzlinger]

thank you, GAF. This thread is gold.

 

[Hazaku]

EDIT: LMAO when that guy went 'uncensored!'

I thought there was no such thing as Korean porn?

People get their fix with webcam girls and amateur stuff. There's also JAVs with Korean women from time to time.

I've watched some Japanese stuff and it's the wierdest thing ever. Don't think that Koreans are big difference. Probably those guys just are not aware of it.

Japanese porn comes in all shapes and sizes lol.

From weird stuff like Genki Genki to more grounded pseudo amateur stuff.

 

[Mr Git]

I refuse to go smaller than that.

I love this forum.

 

[Roi]

Is anyone else bothered like me that the subtitles come before that guys even open his mouth?

 

[jmood88]

Is anyone else bothered like me that the subtitles come before that guys even open his mouth?

Nope.

 

[King Tubby]

They need to watch some shit from the 70s/80s for the realness. Kids these days don't know what they're doing :|

 

[Eggbok]

Is anyone else bothered like me that the subtitles come before that guys even open his mouth?

Your post reminded me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7s5EnhE7x58

 

[Tom Nook]

That blue sweater guy gif (both nope and dope) is absolutely perfect for Directs and E3s. LOL

 

[JDSN]

Exactly. You can look at an American porn film and tell instantly it's an American porn film, even if the images on the screen at any given moment don't depict any nudity or sex. The characters and looks portrayed are just so stupid and cliched.

Asian porn seems to be more geared at depicting believable, authentic scenarios. I find myself thinking "wow, are all these people actors or is this real?" much more often with asian porn. I mean, obviously they're actors 100% of the time but the point is the acting is much better in asian porn IMHO (minus the squealing, which I haven't seen in a video in ages).

 

[jmood88]

Perfect response.

 

[Head of Vengarl]

Of all the internet video trends, these "Asians react to" are some of my favorite in recent memory. That Shake Weight one was great, and this one was hilarious. Blue and yellow sweater dudes were fuckin feeling it!

Don't know what you are talking about.

http://i.imgur.com/EYOqcd0.gifv nsfw

Holy shit I didn't know Cecily Strong did porn

 

[Einchy]

Exactly. You can look at an American porn film and tell instantly it's an American porn film, even if the images on the screen at any given moment don't depict any nudity or sex. The characters and looks portrayed are just so stupid and cliched.

Asian porn seems to be more geared at depicting believable, authentic scenarios. I find myself thinking "wow, are all these people actors or is this real?" much more often with asian porn. I mean, obviously they're actors 100% of the time but the point is the acting is much better in asian porn IMHO (minus the squealing, which I haven't seen in a video in ages).

This is hilarious, man.

It's even funnier because you're saying this about Japanese porn which is some of the weirdest and most ridiculous porn you can find on the internet. Each time I go on 4chan's gif section I'm met by the strangest Japanese porn, American porn wishes it could be even a fraction as weird as Japan's

>Asian porn seems to be more geared at depicting believable, authentic scenarios.
>queue memories of Japanese girls throwing up on each other and sticking alive eels up their butts.

 

[xxracerxx]

Asian porn seems to be more geared at depicting believable, authentic scenarios.

What in the world is this?

>Asian porn seems to be more geared at depicting believable, authentic scenarios.
>queue memories of Japanese girls throwing up on each other and sticking alive eels up their butts.

Oh you mean, Sunday nights?

 

[doctorblurg]

Yellow jacket is my new role model.
I want to steal blue sweater from his wife and take him on a nice date.

 

[CheezyMac88]

 

[newtypepilot]

Porn will make VR viable lol

 

[ShadowSwordmaster]

Amazing gif.

 

[psylah]

Oh my god please stop lol

 

[CoolOff]

Jesus.

 

[cpp_is_king]

This is hilarious, man.

It's even funnier because you're saying this about Japanese porn which is some of the weirdest and most ridiculous porn you can find on the internet. Each time I go on 4chan's gif section I'm met by the strangest Japanese porn, American porn wishes it could be even a fraction as weird as Japan's

>Asian porn seems to be more geared at depicting believable, authentic scenarios.
>queue memories of Japanese girls throwing up on each other and sticking alive eels up their butts.

It doesn't matter how weird the scenario is, that has nothing to do with what I'm saying. You can make the weirdest shit in the world believable with good acting. That's, like... the point of good acting.

I'm not saying they're going to go win oscars and shit. I'm just saying that approximately 100% of western porn actors and actresses are absolutely horrible.

 

[number47]

It doesn't matter how weird the scenario is, that has nothing to do with what I'm saying. You can make the weirdest shit in the world believable with good acting. That's, like... the point of good acting.

I'm not saying they're going to go win oscars and shit. I'm just saying that approximately 100% of western porn actors and actresses are absolutely horrible.

Nope.

 

[Funky Papa]

Get out and get sexed.

 

[Monocle]

I refuse to go smaller than that.

Passable effort. However, there's always room for improvement.

 

[Plywood]

Exactly. You can look at an American porn film and tell instantly it's an American porn film, even if the images on the screen at any given moment don't depict any nudity or sex. The characters and looks portrayed are just so stupid and cliched.

Asian porn seems to be more geared at depicting believable, authentic scenarios. I find myself thinking "wow, are all these people actors or is this real?" much more often with asian porn. I mean, obviously they're actors 100% of the time but the point is the acting is much better in asian porn IMHO (minus the squealing, which I haven't seen in a video in ages).

I know when I think believable I imagine pixelation and women howling like otters.

 

[Monocle]

It doesn't matter how weird the scenario is, that has nothing to do with what I'm saying. You can make the weirdest shit in the world believable with good acting. That's, like... the point of good acting.

I'm not saying they're going to go win oscars and shit. I'm just saying that approximately 100% of western porn actors and actresses are absolutely horrible.

Like half of the (gay) porn actors I watch are great at selling the chemistry. For all I know, they're really into each other. I mean mentally, because... you know.

Then again, I've always been weirded out by porn movies that try to sell a believable story. It's like... why? I don't need context to enjoy fit models going at it.

 

[~Devil Trigger~]

"Looking for God all of a sudden" LMAO

God gets named more often in a porn video than at mass haha

LMAO

 

[faridmon]

It doesn't matter how weird the scenario is, that has nothing to do with what I'm saying. You can make the weirdest shit in the world believable with good acting. That's, like... the point of good acting.

I'm not saying they're going to go win oscars and shit. I'm just saying that approximately 100% of western porn actors and actresses are absolutely horrible.

You sound like some of the people I used to know who thinks everything from Japan is amazing and the rest is down right horrible.

 

[Funky Papa]

You sound like some of the people I used to know who thinks everything from Japan is amazing and the rest is down right horrible.

I would also love to know what is "good porn acting" according to him.

Throw us a bone scene, man.

 

[Einchy]

It doesn't matter how weird the scenario is, that has nothing to do with what I'm saying. You can make the weirdest shit in the world believable with good acting. That's, like... the point of good acting.

I'm not saying they're going to go win oscars and shit. I'm just saying that approximately 100% of western porn actors and actresses are absolutely horrible.

You do realize how crazy you sound right now, yeah?

[edit]

I just looked at your tag.

oh. oh.
This explains a lot.

 

[torre_avenue]

Saved for all Summer Lesson threads.

 

[Cloyster]

It doesn't matter how weird the scenario is, that has nothing to do with what I'm saying. You can make the weirdest shit in the world believable with good acting. That's, like... the point of good acting.

I'm not saying they're going to go win oscars and shit. I'm just saying that approximately 100% of western porn actors and actresses are absolutely horrible.

 

[cpp_is_king]

You do realize how crazy you sound right now, yeah?

No, not really. Which part is crazy? The part where I say I don't like porn with embarrassingly cheesy acting that is even worse than the worst B movies? If that's your thing then go for it.

 

[xxracerxx]

No, not really. Which part is crazy? The part where I say I don't like porn with embarrassingly cheesy acting that is even worse than the worst B movies? If that's your thing then go for it.

You are really going to have to back up your claims of better acting with some scenes or something.

 

[RootCause]

Lol blue guy said some funny stuff.

 

[SnakeEyes]

Absolutely brilliant. Gonna save this into my NeoGAF .gif folder

 

[daydream]

dude in blue sweater was converted

 

[Staccat0]

Well, American porn is trash so.....

That's like saying "books" or "movies" are trash. Too much variety to be so oppinionated. Unless you specifically want the genitals to be blurred out.

 

[Thelonelykoopa]

Passable effort. However, there's always room for improvement.

Finally a Gif made for google chrome.

 

[-Horizon-]

Please add best girl blonde Summer Lesson waifu to top right corner :O

 

[LUFTRAUSER]

I love this thread.