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Lightning Returns Review Thread

I can hardly imagine better games than FFXIII, a game I personally rate with a perfect score.

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Oh and everybody shouldnt worry about the timer. They could have the game without this stupid timer, because you can stop time anytime you want with GP... and you get GP with defeating enemies. On easy mode many enemies drop 4 GP and Chronostasis (time stop) costs 1GP and stops time for about 3-4 minutes (I don't know exactly how long, could be longer or shorter). I did every main quest and the sub quest for the optional stuff and had 7 days to play around with... or well I skipped them because there was nothing good to do.

It sounds like how big a deal the time thing is depends on your skill vs. the difficulty you choose, since you're rewarded with more time on the clock for playing well. So just play on easy if you hate the idea of having to start over just to finish the game at all, I suppose.
 
Oh and everybody shouldnt worry about the timer. They could have the game without this stupid timer, because you can stop time anytime you want with GP... and you get GP with defeating enemies. On easy mode many enemies drop 4 GP and Chronostasis (time stop) costs 1GP and stops time for about 3-4 minutes (I don't know exactly how long, could be longer or shorter). I did every main quest and the sub quest for the optional stuff and had 7 days to play around with... or well I skipped them because there was nothing good to do.

Oh good. The overall timer was one of the biggest concerns for me. Nice to see it isn't a problem.
 
*shudders*

Crisis Core easily has a better protagonist, but it's a horribly weak game in my opinion.
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And yet when it came out reviews rewarded it, people bought it in mass, and liked it. And it's never mentioned as a bad game. Like you say though... it's an horribly weak game in comparison to XIII-2 and LR.

I'm right: the problem is the FF Community and not the games.
 
Just for reference, some fight with a shit enemy will give you very little EP. Those in the Chaos multiply that by 3 or so, but they're harder to defeat.

So sure, you can abuse the Chronostasis stuff...at the expense of grinding out fights. Which are less frequent than those in 13-2.

I'm right: the problem is the FF Community and not the games.

No, the problem is the games.
 
And yet when it came out reviews rewarded it, people bought it in mass, and liked it. And it's never mentioned as a bad game. Like you say though... it's an horribly weak game in comparison to XIII-2 and LR.

I'm right: the problem is the FF Community and not the games.

So basically, you're right and everyone else is wrong?
 
All right I dumped the Metacritic link/score in the OP in case any reviews come in while Kagari is busy, since they're pretty good about updating and people seemed to be getting angry yesterday that Kagari would dare to be sleeping at 4 AM instead of including Play's score.
 
Perfo goes too far but I think a lot of the negativity on forums is contagious. People who've never played or barely played at all read negative opinions and parrot it and adopt it as their own. It happens a lot with a lot of things.

There are definitely valid criticisms against the FFXIII trilogy though. I personally like it quite a bit and the constant hate really wears on me so I mostly avoid Final Fantasy threads. It's annoying when people who never cared about the games and never intended to play the games show up in every thread to gloat and/or destroy any attempts at positive discussion. I know I have a minority opinion here though.
 
And yet when it came out reviews rewarded it, people bought it in mass, and liked it. And it's never mentioned as a bad game. Like you say though... it's an horribly weak game in comparison to XIII-2 and LR.

I'm right: the problem is the FF Community and not the games.

You just discovered the holy grail of conspiracies.

A year before FFXIII's release, a large group of RPG fans and critics met up online and formed a secret organization, a organization that would thrive on criticizing and critiquing FFXIII heavily. Its all been a show, people actually genuinely love FFXIII, but that love can't be admitted. For that goes against the creed. All the criticism, all the venom, has been manufactured. A world where FFXIII is loved cannot exist, for the code mustn't be broken.

I'm coming out of hiding, this group, this menace cannot exist.
 
You just discovered the holy grail of conspiracies.

A year before FFXIII's release, a large group of RPG fans and critics met up online and formed a secret organization, a organization that would thrive on criticizing and critiquing FFXIII heavily. Its all been a show, people actually genuinely love FFXIII, but that love can't be admitted. For that goes against the creed. All the criticism, all the venom, has been manufactured. A world where FFXIII is loved cannot exist, for the code mustn't be broken.

I'm coming out of hiding, this group, this menace cannot exist.

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You just discovered the holy grail of conspiracies.

A year before FFXIII's release, a large group of RPG fans and critics met up online and formed a secret organization, a organization that would thrive on criticizing and critiquing FFXIII heavily. Its all been a show, people actually genuinely love FFXIII, but that love can't be admitted. For that goes against the creed. All the criticism, all the venom, has been manufactured. A world where FFXIII is loved cannot exist, for the code mustn't be broken.

I'm coming out of hiding, this group, this menace cannot exist.

fuck you for spilling the beans
 
You just discovered the holy grail of conspiracies.

A year before FFXIII's release, a large group of RPG fans and critics met up online and formed a secret organization, a organization that would thrive on criticizing and critiquing FFXIII heavily. Its all been a show, people actually genuinely love FFXIII, but that love can't be admitted. For that goes against the creed. All the criticism, all the venom, has been manufactured. A world where FFXIII is loved cannot exist, for the code mustn't be broken.

I'm coming out of hiding, this group, this menace cannot exist.

you know the assassins are coming for you now right
 
Perfo goes too far but I think a lot of the negativity on forums is contagious. People who've never played or barely played at all read negative opinions and parrot it and adopt it as their own. It happens a lot with a lot of things.

There are definitely valid criticisms against the FFXIII trilogy though. I personally like it quite a bit and the constant hate really wears on me so I mostly avoid Final Fantasy threads. It's annoying when people who never cared about the games and never intended to play the games show up in every thread to gloat and/or destroy any attempts at positive discussion. I know I have a minority opinion here though.

If you enjoy something and others don't, probably best to just assert you enjoy it for whatever reasons you have and leave it, if they want to start shit with you then it'll be on them. That's how it was for me with FFXII until last year anyway. In any event, there are XIII fans, but the communities for them are sparse. Can't really do anything about that unfortunately, and Perfo does a tremendous job of dragging the actual fans' image through the mud here.

Beyond that, a lot of the hate is rooted in general discontent, frustration, and restlessness in the general FF fandom thanks to 7 years of the same plot and characters. People are quite bitter now. Lightning, Toriyama, and Wada are the faces of that era. Unlike others who think it'll all end now that LR is out, I disagree. I don't think this will subside unless XV 'returns to the series' roots' which I doubt will happen given their approach to the combat this time around.
 
That's what you get for playing a DPS class :P

But yeah, XIV is good for people who like MMOs and fucking great for people who like MMOs and Final Fantasy, but if you like Final Fantasy and not MMOs you're probably gonna have a bad time. It is at the very least proof that Squeenix is still capable of making good games with the name Final Fantasy on them, though.

Take WoW
Apply FF Skin.

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You just discovered the holy grail of conspiracies.

A year before FFXIII's release, a large group of RPG fans and critics met up online and formed a secret organization, a organization that would thrive on criticizing and critiquing FFXIII heavily. Its all been a show, people actually genuinely love FFXIII, but that love can't be admitted. For that goes against the creed. All the criticism, all the venom, has been manufactured. A world where FFXIII is loved cannot exist, for the code mustn't be broken.

I'm coming out of hiding, this group, this menace cannot exist.

You betrayed our creed and made us known to the world.

You must be destroyed. Get 'em boys!
 
You just discovered the holy grail of conspiracies.

A year before FFXIII's release, a large group of RPG fans and critics met up online and formed a secret organization, a organization that would thrive on criticizing and critiquing FFXIII heavily. Its all been a show, people actually genuinely love FFXIII, but that love can't be admitted. For that goes against the creed. All the criticism, all the venom, has been manufactured. A world where FFXIII is loved cannot exist, for the code mustn't be broken.

I'm coming out of hiding, this group, this menace cannot exist.

Their name...Organization XIII. A bunch of Nobodies that tried to tarnish the goddess' name...and succedeed. And now their leader, Tetsuya Nomura himself, half genius half madman, mastermind behind the greatest cospiracy of all time, is ready to take the Final Fantasy series for himself. And people will beg for it.
 
I'm right: the problem is the FF Community and not the games.

Perfo goes too far but I think a lot of the negativity on forums is contagious. People who've never played or barely played at all read negative opinions and parrot it and adopt it as their own. It happens a lot with a lot of things.

There are definitely valid criticisms against the FFXIII trilogy though. I personally like it quite a bit and the constant hate really wears on me so I mostly avoid Final Fantasy threads.

Pretty much every fandom is the same in that respect.
 
I'm right: the problem is the FF Community and not the games.

No. The problem is you. You are one of the enablers, buying this shitty, awful game and giving Square-Enix undeserved return on investment. You try and downplay two of the best games Square-Enix has released in years, and try to elevate your Lightning waifu simulator out of trash status despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. This game is not 'progress,' this is a regression. An embarrassing end to a complete clusterfuck of a trilogy that never needed to happen. A travesty to the Final Fantasy brand. You are no Final Fantasy fan.

You are a connoisseur of crap. Enjoy your meal.
 
For me personally, I think it is a very good game, but it couldn't keep my interest enough to pay monthly for it.

I wish I could pay monthly for it if ARR had time cards. That's literally the only reason why I'm not continuing with that game. Shame; because it's really good.

I'm right: the problem is the FF Community and not the games.

Usually when it comes to a community and it's influence on a game, the Final Fantasy series is literally the last thing I would list as having an unsavory community that is unable to have a singular cohesive thought on where the series should go. So....I think you're...wrong?

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So I heard LR: FFXIII is fucking hard, eh? I'm interested more, but Drakengard homie. :C
 
No. The problem is you. You are one of the enablers, buying this shitty, awful game and giving Square-Enix undeserved return on investment. You try and downplay two of the best games Square-Enix has released in years, and try to elevate your Lightning waifu simulator out of trash status despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. This game is not 'progress,' this is a regression. An embarrassing end to a complete clusterfuck of a trilogy that never needed to happen. A travesty to the Final Fantasy brand. You are no Final Fantasy fan.

You are a connoisseur of crap. Enjoy your meal.

I won't defend Perfo because I think he's going nuts and/or is a massive troll, but as far as consumerism goes I'll buy whatever the hell I think will entertain me from whatever company makes the game as I see fit, and anyone who has a problem with that can take a long walk off a short pier.
 
No. The problem is you. You are one of the enablers, buying this shitty, awful game and giving Square-Enix undeserved return on investment. You try and downplay two of the best games Square-Enix has released in years, and try to elevate your Lightning waifu simulator out of trash status despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. This game is not 'progress,' this is a regression. An embarrassing end to a complete clusterfuck of a trilogy that never needed to happen.

You are a connoisseur of crap. Enjoy your meal.

That's not exactly fair. That guy is full of himself, for sure, but I wouldn't call anyone buying XIII an "enabler." People like what they like, and your sentiment that they enjoy crap if they buy Lightning Returns isn't any less ridiculous than his.
 
The disappointing thing is that with some care and good thoughtful writing, Lightning Returns could've had a wonderful story.

I was upset to read Gamespot and other reviews saying this game isn't about Lightning but more about the circumstances going on in her world.

THIS type of narrative is the reason why JRPGs have been so terrible. You don't care about the characters even though you're investing hours into their life.
 
No. The problem is you. You are one of the enablers, buying this shitty, awful game and giving Square-Enix undeserved return on investment. You try and downplay two of the best games Square-Enix has released in years, and try to elevate your Lightning waifu simulator out of trash status despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. This game is not 'progress,' this is a regression. An embarrassing end to a complete clusterfuck of a trilogy that never needed to happen. A travesty to the Final Fantasy brand. You are no Final Fantasy fan.

You are a connoisseur of crap. Enjoy your meal.

I'll continue enabling Square Enix by paying full price for their products as long as I enjoy them. Good day sirr.
 
No. The problem is you. You are one of the enablers, buying this shitty, awful game and giving Square-Enix undeserved return on investment. You try and downplay two of the best games Square-Enix has released in years, and try to elevate your Lightning waifu simulator out of trash status despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. This game is not 'progress,' this is a regression. An embarrassing end to a complete clusterfuck of a trilogy that never needed to happen. A travesty to the Final Fantasy brand. You are no Final Fantasy fan.

You are a connoisseur of crap. Enjoy your meal.

enabler reporting in perfo views the world in an optomistic manner he should never change.
 
XIII-2 had worse scores than XIII but was a much better game according to pretty much everyone..

The press got burned when they handed out 9s to XIII and it backfired. There was no way this was getting more than 7s.

Not too worried about it though. My tastes never align with those of review outlets (huh?... what? ...)

Kinda looking forward to Kotaku's though, enjoyable reads and I like their score-less review system.

Review scores are so beyond worthless. It's not just silly but also a bit offensive to boil a game down to a scalar. What's more, brilliance like Nier gets completely overlooked by the public at large. It is, by far, one of the most creative and wonderful games I've ever played. I had nearly never heard of it because its scores kept it out of the public's eye.

(Loved The Last Remnant, too)
 
I won't defend Perfo because I think he's going nuts and/or is a massive troll, but as far as consumerism goes I'll buy whatever the hell I think will entertain me from whatever company makes the game as I see fit, and anyone who has a problem with that can take a long walk off a short pier.

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It's good thing that this game is scoring this way, cause SE is a company that cares about these things. If only XIII-2 landed in the 50-60 in metacritic, we wouldn't have a third one.


Also, this game isn't canon to the mainline series, so i don't see a reason to be pissed.
 
From what I judged from the demo 7 seems pretty appropriate. Not sure about the combat system but I'm still set to buy. At this stage I just want to see how this whole saga ends.
 
No. The problem is you. You are one of the enablers, buying this shitty, awful game and giving Square-Enix undeserved return on investment. You try and downplay two of the best games Square-Enix has released in years, and try to elevate your Lightning waifu simulator out of trash status despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. This game is not 'progress,' this is a regression. An embarrassing end to a complete clusterfuck of a trilogy that never needed to happen. A travesty to the Final Fantasy brand. You are no Final Fantasy fan.

You are a connoisseur of crap. Enjoy your meal.

So dramatic.

From all I've seen and heard about LR, it's hardly an atrocity that is simply impossible to gather enjoyment from. It's a compelling spin on the series, with interesting gameplay that's better executed in some places moreso than others, and anyone with the slightest bit of interest in the universe/characters/story will understandably have a higher tolerance for the game's shortcomings. I see nothing destructive about picking up this game, and nor do I see a need to be so judgmental of people's purchasing decisions.

A 68 MC score is not that bad, either. Yes, it's a low for the FF franchise, but let's not pretend LR was going to be anything but controversial.
 
I won't defend Perfo because I think he's going nuts and/or is a massive troll, but as far as consumerism goes I'll buy whatever the hell I think will entertain me from whatever company makes the game as I see fit, and anyone who has a problem with that can take a long walk off a short pier.
Fucking A. I'm completing this trilogy whether some people here like it or not. Although I'm actually quite surprised about how many positive reviews Lightning Returns is getting, maybe it isn't THAT bad?
 
I won't defend Perfo because I think he's going nuts and/or is a massive troll, but as far as consumerism goes I'll buy whatever the hell I think will entertain me from whatever company makes the game as I see fit, and anyone who has a problem with that can take a long walk off a short pier.
Yeah, this isn't entering the territory of legitimately offensive like, say, Chick-fil-a's choice of charities, it's just a game going in directions some of us really didn't want it to go. So long as you enjoy it who cares, it's not likely this is going to suddenly do CoD numbers and redirect SE's focuses, and even if it did that's better than the mobile F2P/IAP hell they're looking into.
 
And yet when it came out reviews rewarded it, people bought it in mass, and liked it. And it's never mentioned as a bad game. Like you say though... it's an horribly weak game in comparison to XIII-2 and LR.

I'm right: the problem is the FF Community and not the games.

You're right and everyone else is wrong? I agree that the hate towards the 13 series has been a little over the top. But to suggest it's a perfect game is just insane.
 
All right I dumped the Metacritic link/score in the OP in case any reviews come in while Kagari is busy, since they're pretty good about updating and people seemed to be getting angry yesterday that Kagari would dare to be sleeping at 4 AM instead of including Play's score.

or sleeping at 2PM because... I can.
 
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