Never played it. I heard it was impossibly difficult and just passed. Sounds like I missed out on a treat.
But in that gen, GT3 had my soul. No other racing game mattered.
I just get hype listening to that start-up music when they show the stage.
lol, you too? I NEVER skip the course intros
One of those timeless gems, that set a bar so high I doubt it will ever be topped.
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I'm up to chapter 7 in the story and so far it has been very challenging without feeling cheap.
Dear Nintendo:
YOUR COCKSUCKING PRODUCT HAS REDUCED ME TO A GIBBERING MAN-APE WHOSE ONLY RESORT TO DEALING WITH THE ALMIGHTY loving GRIEF IT'S BESTOWED UPON ME IS TO SCREAM AND HURT MYSELF.
Seriously, I am jumping up and down and throwing my poo poo in handfuls at the loving television in some impotent primal effort to get the thing to work. I have been sitting here trying to enjoy your product - YOUR PRODUCT, YOUR GAME, YOUR CONTRACT BETWEEN DEVELOPER AND CONSUMER THAT THE CONSUMER WILL ENJOY YOUR PRODUCT - but instead the drat thing's been crawling out of the console and taking warm shits in my gaping mouth. Swear to god, you should have just added a little door to the console through which a hand pops out and flips me off, because I am insulted that your QA or testers or whatever brainless shitstove three genes short of a monkey FAGNUT signs your games through thought that a person with more than a single loving digit IQ could enjoy Story Mode Chapter 7. INSULTED.
WORK WITH ME HERE: The goal's simple enough! Come in first! Hey, that's fine, it's just like playing the grand loving prix; not a problem! Only deal is your cross-eyed team of tongue-slapping wunderkind decided to give the game every single loving advantage possible TO THE GAME rather than me.
How in the gently caress does Black Shadow - whose car is the heaviest and lamest piece of poo poo next to the Crazy Bear - suddenly become SO loving GOOD that he can stay in first without using a drop of boost? Huh!? Why!? You never see this shithead anywhere near the top loving 20 in a normal race. BUT HO HO HO THIS TIME HE'S MEGA-COCK, THE FASTEST enjoyable human being IN THE WORLD. 1.21 GIGAWATTS MARTY, LET'S GO BACK TO THE loving FUTURE.
But it's not just Black Shadow with the magical powers, it's the entire loving lineup of racers! THEY'RE ALL FASTER THAN YOU. AND DON'T REQUIRE ANY BOOST.
But but but I of course, am still driving some piece of poo poo hamster-powered jalopy who guzzles it's entire energy bar in no less than four loving boosts! Add to this the entire course just got shitted on by some retarded space tiki volacano god and you've got a course full of hazards that'll drain at least 1/4 of your energy bar JUST BECAUSE IT CAN. WHOOPIE.
HURRR, you say. THAT'S JUST THE CHALLENGE. IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE EASY. Well gently caress that noise, you lopsided frankenfaced fuckfurter.
Tell me, please, why does the GAME have to win? Huh? What happens when the game wins and I lose? Is there some huge loving kegger waiting for it when it gets done? Is there money involved? Or perhaps the motives are more sinister. Maybe the game's family is being held hostage by another game and that game has it's cock in F-Zero's wife's mouth and he's holding a cell phone up to her and F-Zero can hear her pained moans and cries for help and the rear end in a top hat game then says, "You beat that cock-sucking human, or I'll blow her brains out." I COULD UNDERSTAND THAT. I CAN BE SYMPATHETIC.
It's not any fun if I can't win, you faggots. I want to move on. I want to unlock whatever piece of poo poo clown car you have hidden away from me so I can start racing and get pissed off with that too. When your game prevents me from fully enjoying the product I have bought you have failed in your loving mission to deliver a game. You lose! You break the contract! You contract the gay and loving DIE DIE DIE.
Best racing game ever made. True story.
Game kicking your ass? Get better.
PokéKong;33926214 said:I imagine these days Nintendo might make another F-Zero that's around the same difficulty, but then add some sort of Super Guide type system that tempts you with assistance after a certain amount of failure.
The gameplay bar, sure, but I think they can easily make a better product by copying/pasting the GX gameplay and adding an assload of new features (online, death race, track editor, file sharing, etc...).
Unless you have the source code, you can't just "copy/paste" anything from it.
What's insane to me about F-Zero GX is that they buried a ridiculous, fully-featured 40+ song soundtrack in the CHARACTER BIOS SECTION OF THE GAME. Seriously. Every character has a complete, and often, completely awesome song that only plays while viewing their little one-page rotate-their-model-around static screen.
I just always think it's funny how people dig into the story mode to find that it's impossibly difficult, and stop playing the game. The Grand Prix is so amazing, but so many people I know simply overlooked it because they were trying too hard to beat the ridiculously challenging story mode. The story mode should have been a side mode, something off to the side, while the grand prix should have been more prominently featured.
What's insane to me about F-Zero GX is that they buried a ridiculous, fully-featured 40+ song soundtrack in the CHARACTER BIOS SECTION OF THE GAME. Seriously. Every character has a complete, and often, completely awesome song that only plays while viewing their little one-page rotate-their-model-around static screen.
Best racer ever made, by the way. 100%'ed, and along with full-chaining the first three levels of Ikaruga, among my finest gaming achievements.
There's also all the original music in the cutscenes for story mode. After doing a search, turns out these tracks were never released.
This thread is making me want to boot this up again, but shit that game was hard.
Allow me to recite a rant that encapsulates my feelings on the game from my good friend, Anonymous:
Loved this game so, so much. I played F-Zero from the Super Famifom launch in 1990. I played the hell out of F-Zero, F-Zero X and F-Zero Maximum Velocity. Loved them.
But GX was just next level. The graphics were so good that it beat anything in the arcades at that time (2003). Soundtrack, difficulty, character and charm, atmosphere. All amazing.
Love it so much that I wanna really and actually buy one of these:
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lol, you too? I NEVER skip the course intros
The soundtrack in GX was a gigantic disappointment to me. Not because it was bad (quite the opposite), but because the soundtrack of X was just so gdlk. The tame techno tunes of GX just can't compare to stuff like this.
Heh, I've actually played on that exact cabinet, and in Nintendo of America's old offices no less, great game.
lol, you too? I NEVER skip the course intros
Never skip F-Zero intros. The music always pumps you up for the race.
Same here. It rocks out mu fucking face off.
Never boost and crash into a wall, not funPokéKong;33928012 said:You'd might as well go all the way.
It moves and rattles, I want to experience that intensity in my life.
Best racing game ever... even if i could still kill for the Fat Shark...