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[Ryuukan]

Kinda shocked I didnt see a thread already but:

"A cracker for me has to accomplish several things. It must taste fabulous by itself, have a crunchy texture, and be an excellent base for toppings. My Toasted Coconut & Sea Salt Triscuit does all of these and more, since it pairs well with savory toppings like avocado, red pepper flakes, and lemon juice, as well as sweet ones with melted milk chocolate and toasted marshmallow."

Who else is ready for this new godcracker flavor

On sale starting May 13, 2015

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[Anoregon]

No thanks.

 

[Wallach]

Sounds alright except for the Triscuit part.

 

[EdibleKnife]

This is absolutely not a good thing

 

[Haloid1177]

But Triscuits are disgusting.

 

[Oppo]

I am a Triscuit addict. don't know why.

the garlic ones are crack

 

[Machine]

So it doesn't actually taste like Martha Stewart?

 

[Deadly Cyclone]

But Triscuits are disgusting.

 

[RomanticHeroX]

"A cracker...has to accomplish several things." - Martha Stewart

 

[backflip10019]

Wheat Thins are probably better but Triscuits have the capacity to hold all sorts of toppings. Cheese, dips, other crap -- they're amazing.

 

[Stormhammer]

im willing to taste martha

 

[braves01]

God tier homemaker and media mogul up in the snack game. These are interesting times my friends.

 

[Ryuukan]

can't believe the Triscuit hate here

they're so crunchy, versatile, and a good source of dietary fiber

put down the cheetos and nerds ropes guys

 

[Jawmuncher]

Triscuits are the best. Better than wheat thins.

 

[tw1164]

The wasabi and soy sauce Triscuits are really good. I had to stop buying them because I was eating so many.

 

[Fury451]

Triscuit is amazing, disregard the haters.

Sounds like an interesting flavor at least, but I probably won't try it if I'm being honest.

 

[BigFwoosh]

The wasabi and soy sauce Triscuits are really good. I had to stop buying them because I was eating so many.

Truth. Triscuits in general are godlike crackers.

 

[codhand]

know whats a good triscuit? ...Triscuits.

Spoiler

big fan of Brown Rice Triscuits

 

[Ban Puncher]

I know what a biscuit is.

The fucks a triscuit?

Three times the Scuit?

That is entirely too much Scuit.

 

[wildfire]

Never heard of a Triscuit. I'll pick up a box at the end of the week.

 

[Monocle]

Martha Fucking Stewart is here to blow a hole through your countertop. Knock knock bitch, your snack time just got punched in its stupid face.

I for one am ready.

 

[Arthr2ShdsJcksn]

Triscuits are God-tier crackers. Anyone who disagrees is a plebian without refined tastes.

As someone who is smarter, better looking, better at sports, better at sex, better at anything I focus my incredible brainpower toward, and better than the untouchables who eat lesser crackers, you should listen to my command and buy these. Hell, I didn't get to be this awesome by eating Cheez-Itz or (god-forbid) fucking Wheat Thins.

If you have any ambition toward becoming a better person at all by crawling out of the cesspool of shitty enriched-flour based baked wafers that aren't even fit for a malnourished dog, buy them now.

Don't be stupid. Triscuits are like watching an opera sung by Pavarotti in his prime at La Scala. All other crackers are like watching Nickleback perform drunk at a county fair after the gathering of the Juggalos just left town.

The only argument worth having is brown-rice vs. traditional, and all arguments are valid there. It's like saying, what's better: bars of gold or a box of uncut diamonds. Both are pretty terrific.

 

[Rhomega Beta]

im willing to taste martha

 

[block tower]

will cop

 

[BobTheFork]

I'm super edgy and awesome so I hate Triscuits, and sunshine, and happiness.

Snack right or go eat dry toast!

 

[loaf of bread]

Triscuits? No thanks granddad.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Fuck Triscuits.

#TeamWheatThins

 

[cbox]

Wait, wait a second.

Wait.

People don't like Triscuits? What's wrong with you?

Cracker of the decade. Wheat thins are tasteless scraps.

 

[Wickwire]

people will hate anything wont they?

also these are god tier snacks

edit: my man above me knows the deal!

 

[erlim]

I will eat these with a Lebron James sprite.

 

[manzoman96]

favorite gif on the internet
and yeah, triscuits are good.

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

Coconut? I thought you were cool Martha.

 

[BigFwoosh]

Wait, wait a second.

Wait.

People don't like Triscuits? What's wrong with you?

Cracker of the decade. Wheat thins are tasteless scraps.

Crack Pepper is more like it. God tier variant of god tier crackers.

 

[deadlast]

How do I find these things?

 

[KdylanR92]

Oh cool my grandma eats Triscuits, I'll have to pick her up some while i get something that actually taste good.

 

[Avixph]

"A cracker...has to accomplish several things." - Martha Stewart

Hhhehehehehehehehe.

 

[Ryuukan]

How do I find these things?

cracker aisle of any major supermarket

 

[Davey Cakes]

Nothing will beat the Roasted Tomato & Olive Oil.

Triscuits are great but it's crazy how many flavors there are.

 

[deadlast]

cracker aisle of any major supermarket

It's not limited to certain stores or regions?

 

[Arthr2ShdsJcksn]

It's not limited to certain stores or regions?

The only limitation is that you need to be of a high enough class of people with refined tastes.

 

[cbox]

people will hate anything wont they?

also these are god tier snacks

dit: my man above me knows the deal!

Crack Pepper is more like it. God tier variant of god tier crackers.

Not gonna lie, I've polished a box and then OPENED another. My sodium intake that day was through the roof but it was so worth it.

 

[djplaeskool]

Triscuits are god-tier.
Imma have to fight some of you heathens.

 

[Rhomega Beta]

It's not limited to certain stores or regions?

Nope, should be right next to the Cheez-Its.

 

[deadlast]

The only limitation is that you need to be of a high enough class of people with refined tastes.

They're not for me. They're for my wife; she is way classier than I am.

 

[DrFunk]

a scene for everything