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[cryptoadam]

Your in MAGA country bitch.

 

[Deleted member 17706]

'joke' about selling faulty thermometers too

Is that real? I'm pretty sure it's saying they would make the device display 36.5C when the actual measured temperature is 39C. Fucking evil if true.

 

[JORMBO]

Now we get to hear from the MyPillow guy.

 

[Cunth]

Is that real? I'm pretty sure it's saying they would make the device display 36.5C when the actual measured temperature is 39C. Fucking evil if true.

just a prank bro

 

[Scopa]

Scopa are these jokes racially sensitive enough?

I thought you’d be making a poop thread or doing something equally useless instead of joking about racism. Live and learn.

 

[Captain Zyrain]

Stop fucking singing.

Yeah, YOU!

 

[DragoonKain]

 

[Jtibh]

I believe these are the final updated numbers for today.
This morning the site was a bit behind.
This is truly horrific.

 

[darkestdame]

workers picked the perfect time to strike from Amazon in NYC, hope it works out for them, everyone needs hazard pay in this time

 

[oatmeal]

I believe these are the final updated numbers for today.
This morning the site was a bit behind.
This is truly horrific.

The day is young in the USA.

 

[lock2k]

Is that real? I'm pretty sure it's saying they would make the device display 36.5C when the actual measured temperature is 39C. Fucking evil if true.

Beware. The China astroturfers will come out at any moment to defend this shit.

 

[oatmeal]

Canada finally hit 4 figure new cases in a single day.

 

[Jtibh]

The day is young in the USA.

Yeah death toll is at 391 and rising for the day.

But hey i just saw a bunny outside. Could it be.........

 

[Synless]

I believe these are the final updated numbers for today.
This morning the site was a bit behind.
This is truly horrific.

U.S. usually has one last push around 8-9 PM EST.

 

[oatmeal]

First question “VENTILATOR”

 

[Captain Zyrain]

So, according to: https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/#countries

Germany had only ~1400 new cases. This can’t be true right? The days before Germany had much more cases.
Did they stop testing or what’s going on there?

I am now showing Germany at:

+4276 cases
+104 deaths

I am guessing they must be doing multiple updates a day now?

 

[oatmeal]

Yeah death toll is at 391 and rising for the day.

But hey i just saw a bunny outside. Could it be.........

...the sign that we will be back at Easter.

 

[infinitys_7th]

But I thought Trump ignored everyone's warnings and the obvious? I know the Daily Bleat keeps saying that, even though they were Flu Bros in February too.

Is that real? I'm pretty sure it's saying they would make the device display 36.5C when the actual measured temperature is 39C. Fucking evil if true.

It's more than evil, it's an act of war.

 

[Jtibh]

U.S. usually has one last push around 8-9 PM EST.

I know but by then the rest is reset.
I wanted to go with this for enhanced dramatic dooms day moment

 

[Jtibh]

...the sign that we will be back at Easter.

The sign that if we are out of food i know what to eat next.

 

[gamerMan]

Dr. Birx says if we do things "almost perfectly" we could get between 100,000 to 200,000 fatalities in America.

• She says we need 100% percent of Americans doing the right things but we’re not sure all of America is responding in a uniform way.
• No state and metro area will be spared.
• She says we were late to get Americans to follow the guidelines in metro areas.
• This virus spreads through asymptomatic/mild cases.
• By the time you see it in the community, it is too late.
• When this is over we will have good data on which places did better than others.

 

[Captain Zyrain]

ABORTIONS NEED VENTILATORS!

 

[Alebrije]

Yeah death toll is at 391 and rising for the day.

But hey i just saw a bunny outside. Could it be.........

 

[infinitys_7th]

Dr. Birx says if we do things "almost perfectly" we could get between 100,000 to 200,000 fatalities in America.

• She says we need 100% percent of Americans doing the right things but we’re not sure all of America is responding in a uniform way.
• No state and metro area will be spared.
• She says we were late to get Americans to follow the guidelines in metro areas.
• This virus spreads through asymptomatic/mild cases.
• By the time you see it in the community, it is too late.
• When this is over we will have good data on which places did better than others.

TBH, that's better than I was expecting in terms of estimated deaths. The disease is much more contagious than H1N1 and much more lethal to a wide demographic.

 

[Jtibh]

One of my favorite movies of all time

 

[Jtibh]

Dr. Birx says if we do things "almost perfectly" we could get between 100,000 to 200,000 fatalities in America.

• She says we need 100% percent of Americans doing the right things but we’re not sure all of America is responding in a uniform way.
• No state and metro area will be spared.
• She says we were late to get Americans to follow the guidelines in metro areas.
• This virus spreads through asymptomatic/mild cases.
• By the time you see it in the community, it is too late.
• When this is over we will have good data on which places did better than others.

Rule of thumb is by the time you see the first death its already spreading from person to person.
3 months ago it was not too late.
Now just live with the damage the goverment caused.

And i am more and more about thinking this was on purpose

 

[Cybrwzrd]

'joke' about selling faulty thermometers too

Fuck those commie cunts.

 

[oatmeal]

Such a dick question to make him look bad.

 

[oatmeal]

“I could cause panic even better than you.”

 

[008]

Stop being mean about the Chinese being fucking weirdos when it comes to what they are willing to eat!

Gross warning

barf

 

[JORMBO]

What did they ask? Was grabbing my food and he was yelling at the reporter when I walked back in.

 

[Goro Daimon 71113]

I believe these are the final updated numbers for today.
This morning the site was a bit behind.
This is truly horrific.

Brazil had only 23 deaths.

 

[oatmeal]

What did they ask? Was grabbing my food and he was yelling at the reporter when I walked back in.

What do you say to Americans who are mad at your for your earlier statements about the virus not being that bad?

 

[darkestdame]

What did they ask? Was grabbing my food and he was yelling at the reporter when I walked back in.

Probably something innocuous

 

[Tesseract]

'you should go to the hospital and find out'

 

[lyan]

Is that real? I'm pretty sure it's saying they would make the device display 36.5C when the actual measured temperature is 39C. Fucking evil if true.

it says:
Make some defective goods (thermometer guns) and sell it to them (the US) , 39C would be measured as 36.5C, let their numbers grow bigger and bigger, see how many of them will be left to hurt other countries.

The last bit is probably referring to the current narrative (propaganda) in the PRC that says the virus is a US bio-weapon released in Wuhan by the US military...

 

[Tesseract]

'in the end we'll be stronger for it ... we learned a lot'

'my focus is saving lives'

'we're gonna bring the economy back'

 

[Smiles and Cries]

Are we beating the Flu yet?

Coronavirus Update (Live): 131,897,800 Cases and 2,865,517 Deaths from COVID-19 Virus Pandemic - Worldometer

Live statistics and coronavirus news tracking the number of confirmed cases, recovered patients, tests, and death toll due to the COVID-19 coronavirus from Wuhan, China. Coronavirus counter with new cases, deaths, and number of tests per 1 Million population. Historical data and info. Daily...

www.worldometers.info

 

[infinitys_7th]

'you should go to the hospital and find out'

I'm surprised we could hear that because he's used to just whispering it.

 

[oatmeal]

He bailed the fuck out.

 

[Tesseract]

trump just 8balled these mudda fuckas

 

[Captain Zyrain]

ACAB



(all coughs are bitches)

 

[gamerMan]

The media is complete shit. Let's stop with the gotcha moments in the middle of a pandemic. Fuck them.

 

[JORMBO]

Found the clip

 

[Jtibh]

Brazil had only 23 deaths.

Dont be dissapointed. I am sure you will make it into the top ten

 

[infinitys_7th]

'in the end we'll be stronger for it ... we learned a lot'

'my focus is saving lives'

'we're gonna bring the economy back'

CNN has a problem with the country being calm and strong and winning in the end. What a world.

 

[Jtibh]

Oh oh alberta.
We might get some bad news.
Waiting to the press conference

 

[Tesseract]

CNN has a problem with the country being calm and strong and winning in the end. What a world.

 

[Cunth]

I thought you’d be making a poop thread or doing something equally useless instead of joking about racism. Live and learn.

jokes are racism! you're full on reeeee

 

[cryptoadam]

They always want to get him to say he gurantees that everyone will have a ventilator.