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[Halo is Back]

Did she dump you afterwards?

hahah no I dumped her but for many other reasons. Our sex life was not one of them

 

[Hissing Sid]

Yeah, I won’t be lubing up with Lurpak and asking the missus to give me a good pegging anytime soon, thanks.

 

[VAL0R]

I'm extremely content with "normal" penis-to-vagina intercourse with my dear wife, in a secure monogamous relationship. I'd guess some of you have watched too much porn of various forms, glorifying debased sex acts and you've created warped, twisted, sick sexual appetites in yourselves. I stopped watching that vile filth years ago and am incredibly happy I did before I got too far lost in sexual perversion.

Having my wife penetrate me with a dildo? Penetrate me in the orifice from which I defecate? Disgusting. I would literally die first. I am a man with too much honor and virtue for that animalistic puke.

 

[Tapioca]

Dildoing a dude would be too much for me.

 

[Gamerguy84]

Whoever wrote this has to be from RE

 

[CyberPanda]

Whoever wrote this has to be from RE

RE?

 

[Vicetrailia]

Ah good people, don't rub your squareness out on everyone else.

 

[brap]

So you read magazine articles about getting fucked in the ass and now you fantasize about it too. You're gonna hit the bullseye one day.

I'm willing to bet 90% of people here didn't even click the link in the op. Myself included.

Ah good people, don't rub your squareness out on everyone else.

Why did you post in here again? Are you really butthurt people see this shit as gay or pathetic? Do you get pegged? Do you like it?

 

[CyberPanda]

I'm willing to bet 90% of people here didn't even click the link in the op. Myself included.


Why did you post in here again? Are you really butthurt people see this shit as gay or pathetic? Do you get pegged? Do you like it?

Keep on slayin'.

 

[Sqorin Hammerfarf]

My wife really wants to do this. I can tell. She's always trying to stick things in my ass. And I'm all like, "Stop it. I don't like that." and she says "I know. I wouldn't do it if you did." The first time she heard about pegging, her eyes lit up like a child on Christmas morning. "Tell me more" she says to me. And I say, "I really think it is better for me if I don't". And she pouts and brings up the same line she always does. "I didn't want to have kids. That was your idea. You should give me this." And I'm like, "we didn't have kids in exchange for you violating my asshole." And she' like, "Well, I didn't know that was an option!"

 

[CyberPanda]

My wife really wants to do this. I can tell. She's always trying to stick things in my ass. And I'm all like, "Stop it. I don't like that." and she says "I know. I wouldn't do it if you did." The first time she heard about pegging, her eyes lit up like a child on Christmas morning. "Tell me more" she says to me. And I say, "I really think it is better for me if I don't". And she pouts and brings up the same line she always does. "I didn't want to have kids. That was your idea. You should give me this." And I'm like, "we didn't have kids in exchange for you violating my asshole." And she' like, "Well, I didn't know that was an option!"

I like your stories. Thanks for sharing.

 

[womfalcs3]

nm

 

[oagboghi2]

My wife really wants to do this. I can tell. She's always trying to stick things in my ass. And I'm all like, "Stop it. I don't like that." and she says "I know. I wouldn't do it if you did." The first time she heard about pegging, her eyes lit up like a child on Christmas morning. "Tell me more" she says to me. And I say, "I really think it is better for me if I don't". And she pouts and brings up the same line she always does. "I didn't want to have kids. That was your idea. You should give me this." And I'm like, "we didn't have kids in exchange for you violating my asshole." And she' like, "Well, I didn't know that was an option!"

the fuck type of pillow talk is that?

 

[Joyful]

My wife really wants to do this. I can tell. She's always trying to stick things in my ass. And I'm all like, "Stop it. I don't like that." and she says "I know. I wouldn't do it if you did." The first time she heard about pegging, her eyes lit up like a child on Christmas morning. "Tell me more" she says to me. And I say, "I really think it is better for me if I don't". And she pouts and brings up the same line she always does. "I didn't want to have kids. That was your idea. You should give me this." And I'm like, "we didn't have kids in exchange for you violating my asshole." And she' like, "Well, I didn't know that was an option!"

is she just teasing tho

pegging is not a big deal as some vaguely homophobic posts here would suggest
prostate orgasms are next level. missin out cause "its gay"

 

[brap]

is she just teasing tho

pegging is not a big deal as some vaguely homophobic posts here would suggest
prostate orgasms are next level. missin out cause "its gay"

Or maybe some of us don't want a plastic object shoved up our poop holes.

 

[CyberPanda]

Or maybe some of us don't want a plastic object shoved up our poop holes.

Man you are slayin’ so much tonight.

 

[Joyful]

Or maybe some of us don't want a plastic object shoved up our poop holes.

understandable, have a nice day

 

[Red Crayon Aristocrat]

is she just teasing tho

pegging is not a big deal as some vaguely homophobic posts here would suggest
prostate orgasms are next level. missin out cause "its gay"

Yes, this is what I've heard is that prostate orgasms are supposed to be insanely intense.

I don't know about pegging specifically, but I'd like to experience a prostate orgasm someday.

 

[llien]

Are you really butthurt people see this shit as gay or pathetic?

Well, some people do, some people don't. No need to be aggressive about it.

 

[Red Crayon Aristocrat]

Yeah Brap, you need to tone it down a notch.

 

[brap]

Well, some people do, some people don't. No need to be aggressive about it.

Sorry I wasn't trying to be aggressive.

Yeah Brap, you need to tone it down a notch.

Sorry.

 

[Papa]

RE?

Resident Evil

 

[CyberPanda]

Resident Evil

I figured out he meant REEERA.

 

[Antoon]

Interesting how its the left wing posters in this thread who are in favor of pegging.

 

[E-Cat]

Interesting how its the left wing posters in this thread who are in favor of pegging.

Not surprising in the least. Pegging is hardly 'conservative'.

 

[highrider]

Ah good people, don't rub your squareness out on everyone else.

Seeing a girl bang a dude with a strap on would not really make me think cool guy. But hey that’s me..

 

[Tesseract]

yeah girl fuck that ass, make that dick fling around like a helicopter

 

[AV]

 

[Vicetrailia]

Seeing a girl bang a dude with a strap on would not really make me think cool guy. But hey that’s me..

Just think about how newly cultured you'll be. You could put it in your femnazi blog!

 

[E-Cat]

I like how so many are making this into a male identity/power dynamic/political issue.

Basically, any objection aside from outright "it does not give me physical pleasure" I don't get. Male ego is so fragile.

 

[llien]

Male ego is so fragile.

Yeah, but that's because only males need to prove they are "worthy".

 

[Sqorin Hammerfarf]

Male ego is so fragile.

There’s an evolutionary reason for this. Males must attract mates through their multicolored plumage and rich mating call. Certain behaviors are more likely to attract mates than others, and the entire time, they are competing with other males for the same limited pool of mates. So, they aren’t really competing to be more masculine, but instead competing to appear more mate-worthy - the traits of which we describe as masculine. And it is fragile since finding a mate is not trivial and easily impaired.

Long story short, taking it in the ass is less likely to make you appeal to females and you end up limiting your potential mates only to females who like to perform impromptu colonoscopies (which are considerable fewer). Also, that’s where the fudge is made. Yucky.

 

[crowbrow]

Why is this person womansplaining men her sexual fantasies on a men health magazine? I want to write on a women's magazine how women should try sitting on my face. *TRIGGERED*

Anyways, I very much enjoy rimjobs and one or two fingers up my ass but I'm wary about trying pegging...

 

[Sqorin Hammerfarf]

Anyways, I very much enjoy rimjobs and one or two fingers up my ass but I'm wary about trying pegging...

I dub thee “Two Fingers” Crowbrow.

 

[crowbrow]

I dub thee “Two Fingers” Crowbrow.

"Two Fingers, One Tongue" Crowbrow pretty please.

 

[Sqorin Hammerfarf]

"Two Fingers, One Tongue" Crowbrow pretty please.

Are you sure? You’ll get stuck with “Two Girls, One Cup” Crowbrow. How about, “Not Gay Assplay” Crowbrow?

 

[AV]

"Two Fingers, One Tongue" Crowbrow pretty please.

MODS

 

[#Phonepunk#]

Pegging is gross

The attempt to normalise this is a bit much. I’m fine w accepting gays doing their own thing but this is absurd. Some people think “everyone is secretly gay” yet that never goes the other way if you say everyone is secretly straight you are peddling hate

 

[LaughingStock]

Next article: "Why man should suck dick and why it's so manly to do so."

 

[crowbrow]

Are you sure? You’ll get stuck with “Two Girls, One Cup” Crowbrow. How about, “Not Gay Assplay” Crowbrow?

"Ass-musement No Homo Crowbow"

 

[crowbrow]

MODS

I want that on my obituary

 

[appaws]

It isn't even the act itself that bothers me, I recognize that some people are freaky deaky. But this being in a mainstream publication that is supposed to be focused on "health" is bothersome. There are negative health implications associated with this sort of behavior, no?

 

[oagboghi2]

Well, some people do, some people don't. No need to be aggressive about it.

" I don't want a plastic rod stuck up my ass"
"Stop being aggressive"

Huh?

 

[E-Cat]

Yeah, but that's because only males need to prove they are "worthy".

There’s an evolutionary reason for this. Males must attract mates through their multicolored plumage and rich mating call. Certain behaviors are more likely to attract mates than others, and the entire time, they are competing with other males for the same limited pool of mates. So, they aren’t really competing to be more masculine, but instead competing to appear more mate-worthy - the traits of which we describe as masculine. And it is fragile since finding a mate is not trivial and easily impaired.

Long story short, taking it in the ass is less likely to make you appeal to females and you end up limiting your potential mates only to females who like to perform impromptu colonoscopies (which are considerable fewer). Also, that’s where the fudge is made. Yucky.

I seem to do pretty good with the ladies, so I guess I've proved myself worthy /shrug

The part that you guys are missing is that pegging (or fucking her up the ass for that matter) are hardly activities that you flaunt on a first date. Is there an aura about me that tells women "this one likes to take it up the ass and is therefore not a suitable mate"? Of course not. I am very alpha with the opposite sex, whether I am romantically interested or not.

I gave my current gf her first orgasm, then her first multiple orgasm. I am the fucking man in our relationship. That said, my ass gives her a giant ladyboner and she likes to lick or penetrate it sometimes. It is not the only sexual activity that we practice, nor is it even the primary kind.

But I can tell from your post that you are looking at this from a very beta mindset ('what if I get rejected'?) instead of asserting what you want. I would not ask every girl to do this. But then, I probably would not be dating her, because her taste in sex were too vanilla for me.

 

[llien]

I seem to do pretty good with the ladies, so I guess I've proved myself worthy /shrug

Look, it is merely one of the factors, but it's a factor one has full control over, unlike height etc.
Anyhow, I was refering to "fragile ego"/fears not to kinky sex, of which there is crazy variety, a lot of which majority of people would find disgusting, but I still have no problem with, if all involved parties are grown ups and enjoy it.

Huh?

Read a couple of more posts for the context, perhaps?

 

[cryptoadam]

I have meet plenty of girls who don't want to do anal either so ya its not just oh my good look at all these homophobic prudes in here who don't something shoved up their ass.

Not everyone is into anal sex and it doesn't have to be because they hate gay people.

For those that are into it all the power to you, you do you.

 

[Sqorin Hammerfarf]

But I can tell from your post that you are looking at this from a very beta mindset ('what if I get rejected'?) instead of asserting what you want.

I assure you, I would not be rejected on this. My wife has been after my prison pocket for years. She’s a sadist, and not in a cute way. She’s a sadist in the “candle wax is for pussies, where are the knives?” sort of way. It is not insecurity that prevents me from opening my smuggler’s cave to tourism. It’s fear. You can’t put that genie back in the butthole... I mean bottle.

If you like shoving Boba Fetts into the old Sarlacc Pit, more power to you. I’m glad you’ve found someone willing to go spelunking in your Grand Canyon. Not everyone likes to travel the Hershey Highway, but some people love it. But I do think the majority of women would find it to be subservient, and thus less masculine. Also, seems like a lot of work for them with little payoff.

 

[Thurible]

I'm extremely content with "normal" penis-to-vagina intercourse with my dear wife, in a secure monogamous relationship. I'd guess some of you have watched too much porn of various forms, glorifying debased sex acts and you've created warped, twisted, sick sexual appetites in yourselves. I stopped watching that vile filth years ago and am incredibly happy I did before I got too far lost in sexual perversion.

Having my wife penetrate me with a dildo? Penetrate me in the orifice from which I defecate? Disgusting. I would literally die first. I am a man with too much honor and virtue for that animalistic puke.

That username suits you. You seem to be very honorable and righteous of heart.

By the way, why would anyone, man or woman, want something in their butt. Sounds unnatural and an easy way to get disease.

 

[Sqorin Hammerfarf]

By the way, why would anyone, man or woman, want something in their butt.

Don't knock it until you've tried it. Report back with your findings. We'll wait.

 

[E-Cat]

Pegging is gross

The attempt to normalise this is a bit much. I’m fine w accepting gays doing their own thing but this is absurd. Some people think “everyone is secretly gay” yet that never goes the other way if you say everyone is secretly straight you are peddling hate

All who think "everyone is secretly gay" are usually themselves secretly gay. Even to themselves..