Dynamite Shikoku
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Messing around with someone's wife while they're away.
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Night_Trekker
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RumpledForeskin said:
Why are you even considering this?
Do you honestly think you're the center of the universe? Is getting your dick sucked by a specific woman a life or death thing? (hint: it is not) Is humiliating some poor guy worth some cheap sex with some self-centered bitch?
What in the holy fuck is wrong with you?
Beer Monkey
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Remember this:
1) It's easy to get guns.
2) Triple murder-suicide.
1) It's easy to get guns.
2) Triple murder-suicide.
Rentahamster
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Is there such a lack of girls in your life that you are left with no other option but to screw married women??? Besides the fact that it's an assholish thing to do, you are risking the possibility of bodily harm by a raging husband.
She can't be that hot, can she?
She can't be that hot, can she?
StriKeVillain
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I'm gonna need to see a pic of the broad before I can decide if it's worth it.
Rule of thumb though, cheating is usually never worth it.
Rule of thumb though, cheating is usually never worth it.
Lloyd Dobler
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Don't do it maaannnn!
Well, to be fair, when your dick is hard and her pussy is wet for mutual reasons... morality tends to go out the window. He's not going to consider her husband at that point.Night_Trekker said:
If the 2 decide they can get away with it, they'll do it. It doesn't matter what anyone says... the power of sexual desire is strong.
Just understand that more guys are secretly packing heat than you think, and they don't intend to use it, but fucking a mans wife... again morality goes out the window.
RumpledForeskin said:
I am 35 now (get the laughing over with) but that age adds a little perspective.
It just happened September of last year, so it's still pretty fresh. We still talk about it. It makes her upset that I still think about it because to her it was "meaningless" but we both understand (now) how emotionally powerful that type of infidelity can be.
It's hard to describe. It's a good story, too.
Night_Trekker
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lil smoke said:
Morality goes out the window when you let it. Nobody controls your actions but you, and nobody is responsible for what you do except you. All of this "bu bu bu it's natural!" crap is a total bullshit cop-out.
If the OP is a big enough douche to decide sex with a married woman is worth all the pain and trouble it's going to cause, he's a real loser. Period.
DanielJohnson
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Yeah raping someone is a thrill for a rapist. Its totally fair game when its a thrill.kennah said:
Idiot.
mckmas8808
Mckmaster uses MasterCard to buy Slave drives
I hope he shoots you in both your legs and your dick if you have sex with her!!!
K.Jack said:
But if the husband never founds out that he's wife cheated on him then no one get's hurt, right ?
Wife get's what she want's and they still have happy marriage. And if the wife feels bad about this afterwards then there is good change for special treatment for the real husband... You know cos' she feels guilty.
Night_Trekker
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MidiSurf said:
You're a fucking idiot.
AltogetherAndrews
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If the "moral" issue isn't much of an issue, here's something else that is real easy to forget. Women talk. And given that you are the outsider, it's very likely that you would take the brunt of at least the physical penalty for this affair.
Night_Trekker
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MidiSurf said:
You don't seem to see anything but the potential for self-centered pleasure.
God help any woman who gets tricked into screwing around with you, or anyone like you.
Dice Man said:
How do you know ?
Maybe it stops after the first time ?
Maybe they continue this affair for several years and the husband would still not know.
There can even be accident and he makes the wife pregnant and still the husband would be in the dark and living happy marriage life.
I know. I am what I am and proud of it... But I have girl friend now and i have been faithfull so i'm not that bad... But I admit there is always a change for mistakes.
they're 18!?
she would be the victim if you took advantage of that naivete --- someone is most likely to find their way to her eventually, but you should go find your own single 18 year old ... seriously they're like a dime a dozen it seems.
if the challenge of a married woman is what excites you then step up to the plate, go after a 30 - 40 year old ---- and if you have any conscience you'll let the husband watch
she would be the victim if you took advantage of that naivete --- someone is most likely to find their way to her eventually, but you should go find your own single 18 year old ... seriously they're like a dime a dozen it seems.
if the challenge of a married woman is what excites you then step up to the plate, go after a 30 - 40 year old ---- and if you have any conscience you'll let the husband watch
$1148 Jack
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Don't do it! You'll regret it afterwards. Trust me.
Rumple:
I've looked directly into my wife's eyes and told her that I would never, ever, lay a violent hand on her... with the exception of her being unfaithful or in some way hurting our future children.
I told that if she ever cheated on me, I would end up in prison. I would beat her ass to the brink of you know what and I would go balls out after the guy until he or I were dead.. And since I'd go after him with a gun, I would end up in prison and he'd be in the ground.
She knew I was serious.
If you do decide to f*ck with another man's life, make sure you're ready for him to f*ck with yours.
Do what you will.
I've looked directly into my wife's eyes and told her that I would never, ever, lay a violent hand on her... with the exception of her being unfaithful or in some way hurting our future children.
I told that if she ever cheated on me, I would end up in prison. I would beat her ass to the brink of you know what and I would go balls out after the guy until he or I were dead.. And since I'd go after him with a gun, I would end up in prison and he'd be in the ground.
She knew I was serious.
If you do decide to f*ck with another man's life, make sure you're ready for him to f*ck with yours.
Do what you will.
Beer Monkey
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ImperialConquest said:
I pity you and your family.
Cauliflower of Love
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Night_Trekker said:
Why am I considering? Cause I really can't help what I feel toward her.
I mean, I'm not just trying to get my dick wet (that'd be nice obviously). I'm a friend, but things feel like they are moving further between us. I'm gonna be a friend even if nothing happens, I'm not looking for a booty call or a quickie. It's not just about hitting that and quitting it. There's a connection. Maybe the void of her hubbie being away for slightly long periods of time doesn't help, I don't know.
Why can't everybody just have open realtionships? No one gets hurt! =(
Dynamite Shikoku
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ImperialConquest said:
:lol I just called the mental hospital and the paddy wagon should be arriving soon so sit tight
ForzaItalia
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I always laugh when guys "wanna kill the guy" that sleeps with their wife. Why? Is it an ego thing? I'd never sleep with a married woman but I always laugh when guys say that. It's not the other dude's fault....IT'S YOUR WIFE'S FAULT!
I mean what will it really accomplish? When all is said and done, your wife is still the unfaithful slut...beat the other dude up...kill him...when the dust settles your wife is still the bad one...
I mean what will it really accomplish? When all is said and done, your wife is still the unfaithful slut...beat the other dude up...kill him...when the dust settles your wife is still the bad one...
mckmas8808
Mckmaster uses MasterCard to buy Slave drives
X26 said:
He has a good point?
ImperialConquest said:
The wife made it abundantly clear that at minimum I would never see her or my daughter again. The question of whether or not I would retain my genitals or my life was left rather ambiguous, but the legal impossibility of her completely making it impossible for me to see either of them seems to imply something.
At any rate, were she to cheat, she would be dead to me. Whether or not I had the mental fortitude to not do something rash at that point is beyond me at this time. I'd like to think so.
ForzaItalia said:
Seconded.
And to the OP, allow me to quote a wise man: "ain't no pussy good enough to get burned while I'm up in it." Granted, your burnage won't manifest itself until later when ol' boy finds out, but it's really not worth it.
My personal philosophy on this comes from The Joker in the 1989 Batman movie: "Never rub another man's rhubarb."
$1148 Jack
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ImperialConquest said:
I guess I'll be hearing about you on the 6 o'clock news in the future...
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