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[Rentahamster]

I know, I try to make jokes to keep the mood light around here

I make them because I don't know how to communicate otherwise.

 

[Thaedolus]

So cougar talk- I looked up the one that tought me a bit on Facebook and dude…still looks as good as 15 years ago and is married to a female smoke show in Alaska.

I hope that wasn’t my fault somehow but I will have my foursome…I will…

 

[Toons]

So cougar talk- I looked up the one that tought me a bit on Facebook and dude…still looks as good as 15 years ago and is married to a female smoke show in Alaska.

I hope that wasn’t my fault somehow but I will have my foursome…I will…

Wait... four?

 

[Thaedolus]

Wait... four?

Well we’re both married now…and my wife’s still the hottest of all so I wouldn’t leave her out

 

[Peggies]

OK guys, when you here the name "Loki", do you think of this guy as in "Hell yeah, the god of mischiev, father of Fenrir, northern mythology n' shit!?

Or, do you think of him?

 

[Kilau]

OK guys, when you here the name "Loki", do you think of this guy as in "Hell yeah, the god of mischiev, father of Fenrir, northern mythology n' shit!?

Or, do you think of him?

MCU Loki, even though I knew about mythological Loki long before.

 

[haxan7]

The first thing that pops to mind when I hear “Loki” is the Spanish word loco. Not sure if that’s an American thing or just me.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I would assume most would think of the Marvel movies. I would think of the trickster god myself as I don't let that filth pollute my mind.

 

[Thaedolus]

It makes me think about Dogma, I don’t give a shit about MCU.

And man, you don’t realize how much shit works off wifi these days until your internet goes out and you can’t even turn on your kid’s white noise machine or adjust the thermostat from bed

 

[nush]

OK guys, when you here the name "Loki", do you think of this guy as in "Hell yeah, the god of mischiev, father of Fenrir, northern mythology n' shit!?

Or, do you think of him?

 

[Thaedolus]

I had to check the date because I thought there was no way it was already the 17th.

Jesus fucking Christ

 

[Toons]

Well we’re both married now…and my wife’s still the hottest of all so I wouldn’t leave her out

D'aaw thats nice... I think

 

[Thaedolus]

D'aaw thats nice... I think

It would never happen…I don’t think. I’m not a winner like haxan7

 

[Maiden Voyage]

White people were a mistake

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

At least it won't be washed.

 

[Richard Packer]

At least it won't be washed.

That rice though.

 

[Thaedolus]

Man sometimes I think the thing where you marry your mom is true because they have the same super power of turning any piece of meat into a hunk of flavorless jerky

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

My boss is out of country for the next week and I've had too much coffee. So looks like I'm having an edible and playing some video games all afternoon.

Forgot I have pickeled jalapeño peppers. Waiting for this edible to kick in then I am making breakfast tacos and putting those on it.

 

[Thaedolus]

My boss is out of country for the next week and I've had too much coffee. So looks like I'm having an edible and playing some video games all afternoon.

That sounds like a plan let’s just oh…nothing here will work until…



(It does say Monday but do not let the truth stop a joke)

 

[Rentahamster]

It makes me think about Dogma, I don’t give a shit about MCU.

And man, you don’t realize how much shit works off wifi these days until your internet goes out and you can’t even turn on your kid’s white noise machine or adjust the thermostat from bed

 

[BadBurger]

I hope everyone is having a great Friday. Mine has been fantastic. It's 66F outside with no humidity and a slight breeze. I just got back from the international mart so my larders are stocked (making jajangmyeon later for dinner). Full of CBD, just waiting for my vaccine appointment a few hours from now.

I was going to make some kind of "white people rise up" post to stay topical then realized, wait, don't do that Burger.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Just acquired my new ringtone.

 

[Richard Packer]

white people rise up

 

[haxan7]

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[S0ULZB0URNE]

So since I'm permanently banned from the Activision mega thread, I guess I'm Free to make new threads to discuss the deal?

I can't see never being allowed to discuss the merger, because I had the audacity to suggest someone was having a meltdown?

They continue to post but I can't?

That's probably the last one I'd try.

I remember how moderation of the "Next gen" megathread was if anyone questioned the SSD.

I don't mind finger wags or even warnings. Shit I've taken a few bans in my days.

I'm more pissed that I got banned from the thread for replying to troll posts with troll comments, and meanwhile they are still there trolling.

Now I can't ever address this issue ever again according to the rules.

I didn't even get a notification I was reply banned, had to figure thar out by myself.

What a warrior!

 

[Peggies]

But Loki was cool long before stupid MCU

 

[Thaedolus]

But Loki was cool long before stupid MCU

You could go with Low instead, see if they’ll print the emoji on the birth certificate. Or Lowtax (RIP)

 

[Thaedolus]

There’s no prouder moment than when your spawn has learned to point and shout “toots!” when they hear you rip ass.

 

[Peggies]

You could go with Low instead, see if they’ll print the emoji on the birth certificate. Or Lowtax (RIP)

 

[Ionian]

You could go with Low instead, see if they’ll print the emoji on the birth certificate. Or Lowtax (RIP)

The Lowtax thing was such as a shock as an old reader/member. The fact he obviously planned it. So messed up and I even found him obnoxious but RIP indeed, terrible thing to happen to anyone.

Anyway ...

Getting an emoji on a birth cert would be absolutely hilarious, Peggies you'd be breaking new ground for progressiveness! hahah

 

[Maiden Voyage]

My kid is going to be named

 

[Ionian]

My kid is going to be named

Aspirations to be a quick grandfather, I can respect that.

Came from a generationaly large family myself.

 

[*Nightwing]

My kid is going to be named

+1 for Dicksquirt

 

[haxan7]

Who’s ready to eat some ass this weekend?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Aspirations to be a quick grandfather, I can respect that.

Came from a generationaly large family myself.

The eggplant is because my wife likes to garden and the water is because I enjoy kayaking.

 

[Kilau]

There’s no prouder moment than when your spawn has learned to point and shout “toots!” when they hear you rip ass.

For me it’s when they both groan in unison at my dad jokes. It’s what keeps me going.

 

[Thaedolus]

Who’s ready to eat some ass this weekend?

I’ve been single daddy daycare all week with the little one. When the wife gets back tomorrow I dunno about ass eating but she better be ready for a pounding (in bed), she owes me.

 

[Thaedolus]

The Lowtax thing was such as a shock as an old reader/member. The fact he obviously planned it. So messed up and I even found him obnoxious but RIP indeed, terrible thing to happen to anyone.

From what I understand SA got pretty taken over by the crazies who ran him out, he had some degenerative condition that made him constantly in pain, and his ex took his kid away to I think Canada. I could understand it being really hard to get up off the mat after all that.

 

[Ionian]

The eggplant is because my wife likes to garden and the water is because I enjoy kayaking.

Those that farm together;

Should share tips. That is not meant as a dick joke.

Honestly, a thread would be awesome. We could compare.

I'm making this gayer by the sentence and is unintended.

Seriously. I only have a shitty back garden due to the fact fact I live in the city now and my family was country. Father had a 50 acre farm when I was in my 20's.

Anyway, fair play to you. I know the work involved. It's back breaking shit, growing up a lamb that said hello by nearly breaking your leg as a ram. Then cute lambs go away once it comes to lambing season. No sleep, helping delivery of the flock. (For anyone who doesn't know, lots of death and blood).

Yeah I prefer the city but having lived on farms for so long, I'd have more than your average understanding.

For anyone that ever had a child, take that and multiply the shitting pissing and puking.

All to be carved and served to a table.

 

[Thaedolus]

Ok ok get a room

 

[Ionian]

Ok ok get a room

Bit of woolly banter.

Defosted.

You'll survive.

 

[Ionian]

From what I understand SA got pretty taken over by the crazies who ran him out, he had some degenerative condition that made him constantly in pain, and his ex took his kid away to I think Canada. I could understand it being really hard to get up off the mat after all that.

Nah there was a bit more;

He kept making fundraisers to the point that it would be he'd just draw a spaceship (picture). He never fulfilled them.

Yet people kept trying to help.

I think the last straw was when he flew away to bring back a new girlfriend . On the dime of it.

She filed abuse charges (was all police documented). But why even talk about this here?

There is a certain site that has it all documented, it's called 'his'. Or 'Was'.

Look there. Looking for 'SS' stuff here seems silly, should only being a flying comment in passing. Plenty of sites with the info on it but that's the last I say.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Those that farm together;

Should share tips. That is not meant as a dick joke.

Honestly, a thread would be awesome. We could compare.

I'm making this gayer by the sentence and is unintended.

Seriously. I only have a shitty back garden due to the fact fact I live in the city now and my family was country. Father had a 50 acre farm when I was in my 20's.

Anyway, fair play to you. I know the work involved. It's back breaking shit, growing up a lamb that said hello by nearly breaking your leg as a ram. Then cute lambs go away once it comes to lambing season. No sleep, helping delivery of the flock. (For anyone who doesn't know, lots of death and blood).

Yeah I prefer the city but having lived on farms for so long, I'd have more than your average understanding.

For anyone that ever had a child, take that and multiply the shitting pissing and puking.

All to be carved and served to a table.

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/do-you-grow-your-own-yknow-food-ot-56k-modem-warning-apple-ii-and-win95-users.1463889/

 

[Thaedolus]

Nah there was a bit more;

He kept making fundraisers to the point that it would be he'd just draw a spaceship (picture). He never fulfilled them.

Yet people kept trying to help.

I think the last straw was when he flew away to bring back a new girlfriend . On the dime of it.

She filed abuse charges (was all police documented). But why even talk about this here?

There is a certain site that has it all documented, it's called 'his'. Or 'Was'.

Look there. Looking for 'SS' stuff here seems silly, should only being a flying comment in passing. Plenty of sites with the info on it but that's the last I say.

Ah well, I maybe didn’t get the full story. Don’t really care to either, sucks if the abuse stuff is true.

 

[Thaedolus]

Not my tweet but pretty much exactly describes my situation this week



And the couch is almost the same color as ours by the windows too geez

 

[Rentahamster]

Not my tweet but pretty much exactly describes my situation this week



And the couch is almost the same color as ours by the windows too geez

Have you considered the possibility that you are the clone family backup?