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DeepEnigma
Gold Member
You'll have to explain to me the punchline first.
DeepEnigma
Gold Member
Still not following.The Riddler’s name is Edward Nygma. Enigma.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
DeepEnigma
Gold Member
This whole exchange is an enigma.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
My job is done here
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ThatGamingDude
I am a virgin
That's what you get for using biometrics
Thaedolus
Member
What, needing to type in a PIN one time instead of every time?
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Yay, Primitive Technology is uploading videos again
BadBurger
Is 'That Pure Potato'
Similar happened to me Tuesday. New girl cutting my hair, was reading the news on my phone for five or so minutes not paying attention. When I looked up I was like damn, I look like I just joined the Navy. Not bad, I used to rock my hair like this several years ago anyways - just took me by surprise.
Peggies
Gold Member
I was wondering how long it would take.Twitter Death Watch thread locked?
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Life is short! Kinda unfortunate too given the new news. I wanted to hear what the takes are on the developments.Twitter Death Watch thread locked?
I, for one, will be doing my part by resuming talking about dicks either directly or in coded language.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Politics ruin everything.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Politics ruined my tuna casserole.
German Hops
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief
Politics gave me indigestion.
ThatGamingDude
I am a virgin
Type in your password like a real man who doesn't understand Pokemon
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Politics stubbed my big toe this morning. 
Thaedolus
Member
Real disappointed in Callisto Protocol being a mess on PC
Real disappointed to get a voicemail from a coworker who e-mailed me last night, which I responded to this morning, which he then responded back to, and the voicemail says "hey I sent you an e-mail last night and haven't heard back yet..."
WTF bro? You responded to my response??
Real disappointed to get a voicemail from a coworker who e-mailed me last night, which I responded to this morning, which he then responded back to, and the voicemail says "hey I sent you an e-mail last night and haven't heard back yet..."
WTF bro? You responded to my response??
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Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Done with work for the week and the edible just kicked in.
OmegaSupreme
advanced basic bitch
Saw a Christmas concert that Lindsey Stirling put on in Savannah last week. She can play her ass off. I was impressed.
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IbizaPocholo
NeoGAFs Kent Brockman
nush
Member
You're looking after kids right? Dumbass.
Thaedolus
Member
My wife had them with her all day, not that it should matter, the point was more that I felt it rather than the “barely notice it” which was promised. My Sunday was to consist of playing video games and watching football and by golly that’s what I did.
badblue
Member
OK, I'm at the hospital. Let's do this!
Wish my yoni luck!
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
OK, I'm at the hospital. Let's do this!
Wish my yoni luck!
Putonahappyface
Member
OK, I'm at the hospital. Let's do this!
Wish my yoni luck!
Don't forget the gas and air.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
May the dilation be in your favor!OK, I'm at the hospital. Let's do this!
Wish my yoni luck!
Thaedolus
Member
Congratulations!!!
Baby boy Peggies arrived on Krampus day and is a healthy little lad.
Next time on Meta: Peggies' husband gets a vasectomy.
Just wait until they’re old enough to play together, it makes shit way easier until the older one decides to see what happens when they choke the younger…
Anyway tell the Mr it’s not so bad, from my experience. Not from others’, but from mine it wasn’t bad!
nush
Member
You could get your tubes tied.
Toons
Member
Twitter Death Watch thread locked?
No one could counter any of my arguments so they figured it best to kick their wounds and keep their dignity.
Hail to the king baby
Peggies
Gold Member
That's much more complicated than the vasectomy though.
Peggies
Gold Member
Putonahappyface
Member
Congratulations. Also a vasectomy isn't 100% as my brother in-law found out.
Baby boy Peggies arrived on Krampus day and is a healthy little lad.
Next time on Meta: Peggies' husband gets a vasectomy.
IbizaPocholo
NeoGAFs Kent Brockman
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Congrats!
Baby boy Peggies arrived on Krampus day and is a healthy little lad.
Next time on Meta: Peggies' husband gets a vasectomy.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
You can make it 100% by violently wringing it out like a stubborn wet dish towel immediately after withdrawing.
badblue
Member
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
OmegaSupreme
advanced basic bitch
Got my bonus in today.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
At least you made some e-girl money on OnlyFans.Got my bonus in today.
badblue
Member
I was promised "violently wringing it out like a stubborn wet dish towel" and instead I got two hot dogs smashed by magnets.
Putonahappyface
Member
Any of you guys got your Christmas lights up yet? It's -3°c here and it's colder than a witches clitoris. This is my first attempt at Christmas light's, not quite National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
I was wearing shorts and a vest straight from the gym recording that.
I was wearing shorts and a vest straight from the gym recording that.
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