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I was bored the other night and had just discovered that Hulu had movies as well as TV shows (who knew! Well, everyone but me, probably...) so I ended up watching the original Red Shoe Diaries because David Duchovny is a hunk. What a weird, awkward time capsule of early nineties salaciousness:
Duchovny and his girl have outdoor sex, bathtub sex, architectural sex; Duchovny says "I like the way you cum," asks girl to marry him; girl wears eyepatch, stalks sweaty construction worker-slash-shoe salesman, begins affair; slow-motion running in high heels, smooth, sassy jazz-funk music plays; dirty sex; dirtier sex; SO MUCH GUILT; drinking margaritas from blender; bathtub, candles, razorblade, sadface; best scene of all:
Duchovny challenges construction worker to 1-on-1 basketball, drunk European girls watch, shirts come off, elbow to face, blood, champagne spilled, pants come off, condoms spill onto floor ("Pro-phy-lac-tic?"), yelling, random spotlight, girls leave, rage-bonding.
Duchovny places personals ad requesting women send him their diaries of scandalous affairs, intending to start an erotic Showtime Original Series Intended for Mature Audiences, the end.
Duchovny and his girl have outdoor sex, bathtub sex, architectural sex; Duchovny says "I like the way you cum," asks girl to marry him; girl wears eyepatch, stalks sweaty construction worker-slash-shoe salesman, begins affair; slow-motion running in high heels, smooth, sassy jazz-funk music plays; dirty sex; dirtier sex; SO MUCH GUILT; drinking margaritas from blender; bathtub, candles, razorblade, sadface; best scene of all:
Duchovny challenges construction worker to 1-on-1 basketball, drunk European girls watch, shirts come off, elbow to face, blood, champagne spilled, pants come off, condoms spill onto floor ("Pro-phy-lac-tic?"), yelling, random spotlight, girls leave, rage-bonding.
Duchovny places personals ad requesting women send him their diaries of scandalous affairs, intending to start an erotic Showtime Original Series Intended for Mature Audiences, the end.