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The fact that anyone supports Hillary boggles my mind... I have tested between 130-160 on IQ tests
icarus-daedelus said:Feels like my life outside of school and work is all netflix, all the time now. I will probably for real maybe take a break this time, I swear! And I'll try to keep these impressions short.
The Black Cauldron (1985) - mediocre, could hardly sit through it. Absolutely charmless; aside from the "dark" subject matter there's no reason not to watch the funnier Sword in the Stone or prettier Sleeping Beauty instead if you want your medieval fantasy fix in Disney film form.
36th Chamber of Shaolin (1978) - IDK how to quantify this other than "good kung fu movie," although I tend to prefer mine a bit goofier. Looks amazing on blu-ray which is a big plus since so many kung fu films have only shitty, sub-sub-par dvd transfers available.
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010) - I ended up enjoying the jokes about hipsters more than videogame references and action scenes; Cera falls completely flat as Scott and I kept wishing side characters (Julie, Wallace, Scott's sister, Knives) would show up and be funny again whenever it focused on him. Will probably age terribly.
Danger: Diabolik (1968) - pretty boring for a candy-colored film about an Italian dude in a gimp suit stealing gold and blowing shit up. Did I mention how sexy (and almost-naked) Diabolik and his girlfriend are, though? Almost makes it worth watching. Almost.
Babe: Pig in the City (1998) - fantastically inventive and visually seamless - you don't stop for a second to think about how they trained the animals or CGI'd the mouths. I also enjoyed the turn to darker subject matter, because hey, life is not all sunshine, puppies and ice cream all the time.
Love Exposure (2008) - the acting and direction are generally good enough to sell it but, even at four hours long, it feels like they rush past key points of character development and ultimately I didn't buy the ending (or the central relationship generally) on either an emotional or logical level. Still, for a four hour movie with vaguely abhorrent subject matter, it's much better than it has any right to be.
Little Shop of Horrors (remake) (1986) - it's ok, too long, mediocre songs; the best part is a Bill Murray cameo (natch). Mostly this made me feel uncomfortable, and not in a good way.
Dhoom 2 (2006) - an enjoyable silly Bollywood film. The dropped plotlines and characters bothered me much more than the over-the-top ridiculousness.
The Adventures of Prince Achmed (1926) - this is a curio probably of interest primarily or possibly solely to animation nerds, being the first surviving animated feature that I know of, but I was really impressed at how effective and inventive it was considering how disappointing I tend to find most talked-up old films to be. Very stylish.
A Bucket of Blood (1959) - hella entertaining, ultra-quotable script with hilarious faux-beatnik dialogue, comical murder, a quick 60 minute runtime, made in 5 days on a 50k budget: all make for a surprisingly great Roger Corman movie which is definitely worth watching.
Krull (1983) - on an "objective" level I can see that this movie is a mediocre 80s fantasy adventure with a touch of sci-fi, but actually, I really enjoyed it and had no trouble sitting through it. The few visual flourishes - a giant spider, the alien creatures, the design of "the beast" - are underutilized but fabulous when they do show up. I think the main appeal here is that it makes me nostalgic for the days when effects were all practical and, even when they looked a bit cheap or corny, had a real weight to them which is more or less impossible to replicate with CG.
Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters (1985) - beautiful, engaging, poetic. This is structured ambitiously but never in a confusing way, filmed in 3 very different styles to great effect, and accompanied by a Phillip Glass soundtrack which, like all of his film scores, is not really memorable outside the film but wonderfully propulsive and powerful within it. Looooooved it, and i was actually quite upset that I couldn't watch it in one sitting.
Undertow (2004) - meh, not really memorable, doesn't work either as filmic poetry or as a straight thriller. I regretted spending money to rent this from the local video store and I sort of resent the comparisons to Terrence Malick, because I fucking love Malick films.
Return to Oz (1985) - excellent creature design which is creepy as fuck to this day. Very few kids films carry on in the grand tradition of being bloody terrifying these days, which is a big part of why I love Coraline so much.
Toy Story 2 (1999) - awesome
Mortal Kombat (1995) - ...awesome, sucks that the second movie is so awful since the first is about as good as it could possibly be for a movie based on a terrible fighting game series :-/
The Dark Crystal (1982) - excellent creature design, great puppetry, a world teeming with life in every corner. Love it, holds up really well if you can handle teh muppets.
The Warriors (1979) - awesome
Starship Troopers (1997) - awesome, introduced me to a great series of columns at The Onion AV Club about cult movies 'n stuff.
Mishima's great, but I can't believe you didn't get harder on Love Exposure. Was one of my favorites of the year. I found the absurdist nature of the film to negate any plot or character development issues.