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[PleoMax]

I am so confused. I thought you were accusing me of being her pimp. Now I am not? Get your trolling straight, buddy.

Anyway, how do I know that no knobbage transpired?

Because I was with her when we saw Fiddy. I took that picture. It was 9 in the morning on a busy New York street outside of the Sirius office.

Some of you guys are so funny and predictable with your trollish name-calling and alleged "moral" outrage. I am not so certain that the loudest among you have never enjoyed looking at the nude human form in drawings, photos, movies or strip clubs. If you are comfortable being a consumer of such material, then you are as complicit it in its manufacture as are the stars and photographers. Simply put, the consumer is as "dirty" as the maker, if you see the world in such a silly way.

Why is this trolling? Look at the thread mate, at the premise itself. You can't troll this shit.

Yeah i'm a consumer in the sense i typed the name of your sister in google, added "nude" after it, and a pic of your sister with them small tittiiies out in the open, and her little pussy catching some fresh air. Then i clicked "Save picture as", and we were business.

Now, i'm not calling out the star(your sister), or the photographer. I'm calling you out, because i don't see where you fugure out in the masterplan, between Provider and Consumer.

What we are debatting, is, which side of the kinky fence you sit?

That's exactly it. I won't lie.


Ugh, god, I'll be honest with you - I can't wait to get the whole thing out of the way so I can stop caring so much about it. To be honest it can get a bit intrusive.



If you're referring to me, you're misunderstanding. I don't have any moral qualms, I'm just utterly and profoundly jealous.

And I cannot comprehend how jealous you you be that your hot little 18 year old sister had lesbian sex with older women before she was even 18.

Unless I had experienced something on an equally cosmically hot scale, I would probably self-implode with a weird sort of cross-gendered jealousy.


I mean, what does your mum think of this? Does your mum realise that your daughter was having sex with women of her own age before her little girl was even 18?

I mean... I'll be honest with you, I find that so hot it transcends the power of fapping. GOOD NIGHT NURSE.

What the hell is wrong with you man seriously? And wtf at you're tag.

 

[MagicJackBauer]

She should have slept with Artie. He would have got her career moving.

 

[Count Dookkake]

Yixian,

No worries. I am not referring to you at all. What you are going through is normal. Most guys before they get laid are very jealous of females in their age range. It does go away. Funny thing is, after you lose it (and continue having "good times") you'll wonder why you ever were so worried in the first place.

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For those who still doubt the veracity of this thread...

I am sure some of you are familiar with comic book writer Brian K Vaughan. Take a look at what he has to say about all this. In case you don't know him by name, he is an award-winning writer who created Y: The Last Man, Runaways, The Hood, and Pride of Baghdad and is now a staff writer on Lost. He also has two movies in development and counts among his fans the likes of Michael Chabon and Chuck Palahniuk. This guy doesn't think I am lying...

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MajicJackBauer,

Probably good advice. You a fan of the show?

 

[whiteACID]

You're pimping your sister for Playboy? You're disgusting.

 

[teepo]

you're sister is hot but i'm not going to ****ing vote for a girl who's brother is her pimp.

 

[IntestineBoy]

You're pimping your sister for Playboy? You're disgusting.

Whatever, she's cute enough. Nice cans.

 

[Yixian]

What the hell is wrong with you man seriously? And wtf at you're tag.

Basically, I am just jealous.

Actually, a little more than that, there is genuinely something nuts about such a young girl having done all that and making it publicly known.

 

[whiteACID]

No, she looks like a blow up doll

 

[the•rebel]

I am so confused...

Some of you guys are so funny and predictable with your trollish name-calling and alleged "moral" outrage. I am not so certain that the loudest among you have never enjoyed looking at the nude human form in drawings, photos, movies or strip clubs. If you are comfortable being a consumer of such material, then you are as complicit it in its manufacture as are the stars and photographers. Simply put, the consumer is as "dirty" as the maker, if you see the world in such a silly way.

The difference is I don't pimp out my blood for whatever gains. Nor do I look at my sister's playboy college spread (if she had one).

 

[whiteACID]

I just looked at her Myspace, she's 18, are you a ****ing redneck bro?

 

[Costanza]

:lol @

(neutral) Count Dookkake
My sister needs YOUR erection
(Today, 07:24 PM)

 

[VALIS]

You're pimping your sister for Playboy? You're disgusting.

I don't understand what the **** people are getting their panties in a twist about. It's just plain old nudity. What's the big deal? I'd be uncomfortable if my sister was in Playboy, but I wouldn't think less of her or anything.

 

[the•rebel]

Whatever, she's cute enough. Nice cans.

Cans? What pictures were you looking at?

 

[Tornado Condor]

Whenever I see the word "Mensa" I always think "stupid" because that's what the word means in spanish, I bet those geniuses never thought about it.

yup

 

[whiteACID]

I don't understand what the **** people are getting their panties in a twist about. It's just plain old nudity. What's the big deal? I'd be uncomfortable if my sister was in Playboy, but I wouldn't think less of her or anything.

If her bro and her think that posing nude is somehow going to distract people from her hideous visage they are going to be sorely disappointed.

 

[Stoney Mason]

I don't understand what the **** people are getting their panties in a twist about.

Too many people with too much time on their hands.

 

[Yixian]

Yixian,

No worries. I am not referring to you at all. What you are going through is normal. Most guys before they get laid are very jealous of females in their age range. It does go away. Funny thing is, after you lose it (and continue having "good times") you'll wonder why you ever were so worried in the first place.

I accept this, but surely it wasn't easy for you and your parents to come to terms with the fact that she lost her virginity at 24, had had threesomes and lesbian sex with older women before 18 etc.

Jealousy aside, these are quite extraordinary things.

 

[Count Dookkake]

I accept this, but surely it wasn't easy for you and your parents to come to terms with the fact that she lost her virginity at 24, had had threesomes and lesbian sex with older women before 18 etc.

Jealousy aside, these are quite extraordinary things.

It's not as difficult as you might think. Kids grow up, some faster than others. You can't control someone who is not yourself and usually if you try to you will go crazy. You just hope for the best, answer any questions they have, be supportive and try to gently steer them away from trouble.

Besides I know plenty of women who have had wild pasts, sexually speaking, who are now chaste and conservative. Sometimes people learn from their mistakes.

PS- Love the new tag. I will pretend it is in Engrish.

 

[TemplaerDude]

man some of you guys need to go outside for a bit and get some fresh air.

i voted.

 

[Count Dookkake]

You're pimping your sister for Playboy?

No. Try reading. This is about a contest for a make-up promotion.

You're disgusting.

Perhaps.

 

[whiteACID]

No. Try reading. This is about a contest for a make-up promotion.




Perhaps.

Well that's ok,she most certainly needs to learn how to apply make-up properly.

 

[Yixian]

It's not as difficult as you might think. Kids grow up, some faster than others. You can't control someone who is not yourself and usually if you try to you will go crazy. You just hope for the best, answer any questions they have, be supportive and try to gently steer them away from trouble.

Besides I know plenty of women who have had wild pasts, sexually speaking, who are now chaste and conservative. Sometimes people learn from their mistakes.

PS- Love the new tag. I will pretend it is in Engrish.

Yeah but... I mean... 14? Underage girls having sex with older women?

Am I being totally naive here or are these things a step above even your crazy sex past?


I don't have a problem with it at all though, I've said it fair and square, I am just jealous. Things like this just bug me out because I try and determine what is the determining factor here - why is it that she had this mental sex life from the age of 14, when other people don't?

It's not purely looks. Is it circumstance? Wtf is it?

You people can mock all you like, but you remember what it was like to be 18 - there's one thing on your mind 24/7; sex. It's such a mindjob for me.

I swear to god I can't wait until I don't give a shit anymore.

 

[Count Dookkake]

Well that's ok,she most certainly needs to learn how to apply make-up properly.

Well, duh, she even says as much on her page.

So did any of you doubters check out Brian K Vaughan's comments on the matter?

Just waiting to hear the comical theories as to how I got access to both Vaughan and Haydn's pages...

 

[buckfutter]

Yixian, if you want to kill the jealousy, just do as I do and beat off 38 times a day.

Of course, you'll still be jealous, but your wang will hurt so bad that you really won't care.

 

[jamesinclair]

hey, OP,

Your sister shaves her box

 

[Yixian]

Yixian, if you want to kill the jealousy, just do as I do and beat off 38 times a day.

Of course, you'll still be jealous, but your wang will hurt so bad that you really won't care.

You see, this is what I fear with mortal dread...

 

[painey]

smashbox? i would certainly smash her box

[/useless contribution to sibling-pimping thread]

 

[Keylime]

hey, OP,

Your sister shaves her box

What the F... I thought I was good with google image search too...

I can't find a freaking thing on his sister

 

[MomoPufflet]

hey, OP,

Your sister shaves her box

:lol

 

[Count Dookkake]

hey, OP,

Your sister shaves her box

Is that really surprising? I haven't met a woman in years who leaves more than a Hitler 'stache down there.

 

[rc213]

Hot sister with some nice chesticles and shaved pink taco. NOICE!


New wallpaper GET!

 

[Grifter]

I love this thread! People are ready to brand this chick with the scarlet letter for having 4 partners! Some dude posted in a Playboy thread to criticize trivia questions! People arguing the qualifications for the title of "playmate!" I am sleeping well tonight.

 

[negitoro7]

You still haven't apologized for / explained why it says "playmate" in the thread title.

 

[Ash Sparrow]

Man i can't handle this thread

 

[Ramirez]

My google search turned up empty, throw me a bone here. :lol

 

[Forgotten Ancient]

Someone direct me to said wallpaperable pics.

I'd be a bit weirded out, but I don't have a sister so it's hard for me to relate. Good luck to her.

 

[Pimpwerx]

16, 4 guys is too ****ing much. It's like, she lost her virginity and then went wild on the dick train.

4 guys at 18, that's completely normal. It's also completely normal to have done 0 guys at 18, at that age is like...all bets are off, nothing is strange.

Some 12 or 14 year olds have that many partners. You're living in a fantasy world. Even I lost my virginity at 12. I didn't have much sex after that until college, but it was still a rather early start. 4 partners at 16 is not a big deal at all. Fairly normal for chicks who are sexually active at that age. It's not like they're gonna **** once and then sew it back up for the next few years. Once sexually active, it's pretty much like any sexually active woman. You date someone else, you **** someone else. One partner per year has to be on the low-end for an average woman. I'd have to guess that 2-3 partners per year is a fair average. PEACE.

 

[Yixian]

Man i can't handle this thread

Me neither dude. It's given me brain damage.

 

[Pimpwerx]

Use Google, guys. Her name is a good start. Maybe mention the name of the publication. Maybe look for images. Some magical combination of words will reveal the boobies for you. Didn't take me very long at all. PEACE.

 

[Count Dookkake]

You still haven't apologized for / explained why it says "playmate" in the thread title.

An error on my part. I was not aware of the qualifications for being an official Playboy Playmate, beyond appearing in the magazine. I am sorry to have caused you any stress.

 

[PleoMax]

Some 12 or 14 year olds have that many partners. You're living in a fantasy world. Even I lost my virginity at 12. I didn't have much sex after that until college, but it was still a rather early start. 4 partners at 16 is not a big deal at all. Fairly normal for chicks who are sexually active at that age. It's not like they're gonna **** once and then sew it back up for the next few years. Once sexually active, it's pretty much like any sexually active woman. You date someone else, you **** someone else. One partner per year has to be on the low-end for an average woman. I'd have to guess that 2-3 partners per year is a fair average. PEACE.

You lost your virginity at 12?

Give me a ****ing break. Next guy is gonna say he was 10. You didn't even had pubic hair at 12, and she.....bah you just straight BSing. Either you live in a pretty ****ed up environment, or i don't see how loosing your virginity at 12 is in any way plausible.

 

[Raistlin]

* Looked at pic video *


Into martial arts, Star Wars ... and the OP says gaming.



GAFPLODE :lol

 

[SRG01]

Holy crap guys, I went to a nerd school and the students got way more action than just four guys.

Spoiler

Not me though

 

[Tornado Condor]

some of you guys are so ****ing immature

no wonder most of the GAFfers are virgins

 

[SRG01]

* Looked at pic video *


Into martial arts, Star Wars ... and the OP says gaming.



GAFPLODE :lol

More like GFAPLODE, amirite? :lol

 

[Grifter]

You lost your virginity at 12?

Give me a ****ing break. Next guy is gonna say he was 10. You didn't even had pubic hair at 12, and she.....bah you just straight BSing. Either you live in a pretty ****ed up environment, or i don't see how loosing your virginity at 12 is in any way plausible.

where do you live, in a bubble in bumfukegypt?

 

[Count Dookkake]

You lost your virginity at 12?

Give me a ****ing break. Next guy is gonna say he was 10. You didn't even had pubic hair at 12, and she.....bah you just straight BSing. Either you live in a pretty ****ed up environment, or i don't see how loosing your virginity at 12 is in any way plausible.

Not everyone's life is as sad/happy, effed-up/normal, impoverished/wealthy, conservative/liberal, unhealthy/healthy, uneducated/educated, or dangerous/safe as yours.

Please get over it. It will probably make you happier and that is as good a start as anything.

 

[PleoMax]

where do you live, in a bubble in bumfukegypt?

What are you trying to defend?

 

[Raistlin]

I'm surprised someone would push their sister in this direction.



Tell the truth ... she's your GF isn't she?!?!

 

[Count Dookkake]

I'm surprised someone would push their sister in this direction.



Tell the truth ... she's your GF isn't she?!?!

I didn't push her into anything. Except the pool, once or twice.