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[Count Dookkake]

Hey, guys, my little sister, Haydn Porter, is in the running for some modelling contest. It would be supercool if you could vote for her everyday for the next week or so until the contest ends. It only takes a few seconds of your time. Here is the link.

In case you would like to see more of Haydn, you can pick up the latest issue of Playboy College Girls edition, or if you can still find a copy, get the one with the Anna Nicole tribute. You can look for more pics and information about her on HowardStern.com and myspace.

BTW she is a gamer, is a sci-fi/horror fan, thinks farts are funny and is in Mensa. She prefers talking to nerds and geeks.

Thanks for any and all help.

EDIT- In case you think I am bullshitting you all, take a look at her Myspace page under the "about me" section. Or you can see what award-winning writer Brian K Vaughan has to say about it all.

PS- Thanks for the new tag.

 

[Chiggs]

BTW she is a gamer, is a sci-fi/horror fan, thinks farts are funny and is in Mensa. She prefers talking to nerds and geeks.

Why is she in Mensa? It's one of the worst things to be a part of, and she sounds so cool.

 

[jenov4]

*GAFsplode*

 

[jobber]

emo?

 

[Count Dookkake]

Oh, here is a youtube video she made for the contest.

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Jobber: No, she's not emo. That was just for a shoot. She thinks emo is pretty funny. Like clowns.

 

[El_Victor]

I can't vote for someone who is emo, tell her to cheer up.

 

[Dr_Cogent]

Oh, here is a youtube video she made for the contest.

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Jobber: No, she's not emo. That was just for a shoot. She thinks emo is pretty funny. Like clowns.

Link doesn't work.

 

[Tamanon]

Shouldn't she be joining the Suicide Girls or something?

 

[Triumph]

 

[Count Dookkake]

Link doesn't work.

Fixed.

 

[Kung Fu Jedi]

Appearing in some random Playboy issue does not a Playmate make. Disappointment total!

 

[Hero]

She's very beautiful. From what you say and her blog she seems to be a cool person to.

It's surprising that you seem very positive with supporting her..'endeavors'. Most brothers tend to be overlyprotective.

 

[PhoenixDark]

...so if she wins can I have sex with her?

 

[Count Dookkake]

I can't vote for someone who is emo, tell her to cheer up.

Not emo. See above.

Shouldn't she be joining the Suicide Girls or something?

No tattoos or non-ear piercings.

 

[nubbe]

Too much babyfat

 

[krypt0nian]

Is she paying for your pimping services or is it just safer than the street?

 

[Count Dookkake]

...so if she wins can I have sex with her?

Hey, man, I gave you her myspace page. The rest is up to you. Work your magic.

 

[DarienA]

Hey, guys, my little sister, Haydn Porter, is in the running for some modelling contest. It would be supercool if you could vote for her everyday for the next week or so until the contest ends. It only takes a few seconds of your time. Here is the link.

In case you would like to see more of Haydn, you can pick up the latest issue of Playboy College Girls edition, or if you can still find a copy, get the one with the Anna Nicole tribute. You can look for more pics and information about her on HowardStern.com and myspace.

BTW she is a gamer, is a sci-fi/horror fan, thinks farts are funny and is in Mensa. She prefers talking to nerds and geeks.

Thanks for any and all help.

...are you f'n kidding me?

 

[SofaKing]

emo?

i find this picture to be very cool

 

[Count Dookkake]

Is she paying for your pimping services or is it just safer than the street?

:rollseyes:

Haven't heard that before. Perhaps you'd rather see pics of my brother? He's a model, too.

 

[Wes]

It's surprising that you seem very positive with supporting her..'endeavors'. Most brothers tend to be overlyprotective.

I was thinking the same thing, but it's cool that you're supporting her never the less.

She seems pretty cool (Mensa, black belt in karate, self proclaimed geek = perfect?) so she has my vote.

 

[Vyse The Legend]

She's got my vote. Good luck to her.

 

[krypt0nian]

:rollseyes:

Haven't heard that before. Perhaps you'd rather see pics of my brother? He's a model, too.

I don't pay for sex.

 

[bluemax]

I was almost with you until you said Mensa.

No dice.

No tattoos or non-ear piercings.

There are Suicide Girls without piercings and tattoos.

 

[Costanza]

Damn, google gives me no luck on finding nudes of your sister to fap to...

 

[PhoenixDark]

I don't pay for sex.

You'd pay for my ebony goodies

 

[fatigues_gasolini]

So have you picked up this Playboy issue and looked at the spread of your sister?

 

[Count Dookkake]

She's very beautiful. From what you say and her blog she seems to be a cool person to.

It's surprising that you seem very positive with supporting her..'endeavors'. Most brothers tend to be overlyprotective.

I look at it like this. If I was a hot chick, I'd be doing much more than modelling. Also, I have enjoyed pics of naked girls in the past, so it would be unethical for me to purchase such products, but then forbid a family member for doing such work. I also have no problem dating strippers, for the same reason.

Plus, she will be my conduit to the wonderful world of Playboy.

 

[pn18]

cute, but Haydn Porter, seriously. could you imagine a playmate called Haydn?

 

[Triumph]

Damn, google gives me no luck on finding nudes of your sister to fap to...

I know, it's the first thing I looked for too.

 

[krypt0nian]

You'd pay for my ebony goodies

Plying you with liquor is not paying.

 

[Count Dookkake]

I don't pay for sex.

I am sorry you are so hateful and obtuse.

 

[Like the hat?]

Shouldn't she be joining the Suicide Girls or something?

or BURNING ANGEL

 

[GSG Flash]

She's very attractive, but it seems kind of strange that you're advertising her to GAF.

 

[Count Dookkake]

So have you picked up this Playboy issue and looked at the spread of your sister?

No. It would be like looking at my sister naked. :lol:

 

[Belfast]

So what's it like seeing your sister naked?

Spoiler

I'd hit it.

 

[krypt0nian]

I am sorry you are so hateful and obtuse.

I don't pimp my sister on the internets.

 

[Count Dookkake]

She's very attractive, but it seems kind of strange that you're advertising her to GAF.

Not so strange. I am not giving out her phone number or anything like that. I am just trying to help her with this contest.

 

[Vyse The Legend]

I don't pimp my sister on the internets.

Uh, he's a supportive brother. What's the issue here? She has chosen this career path. He's not forcing her into it.

 

[Wes]

Damn, google gives me no luck on finding nudes of your sister to fap to...

Huh? I found them in like 10 seconds through google

 

[Count Dookkake]

I don't pimp my sister on the internets.

Neither do I. I also have a dictionary that doesn't need fixing.

 

[Hero]

I found them too quite easily.

So, is your sister single?

 

[bionic77]

I voted for your sister and her ranking increased from 12 to 11.

Though to be honest this thread is not what I was expecting/hoping for.

 

[LakeEarth]

Help me see my sister naked. (thumbs up)

 

[funkmastergeneral]

i like your sister

a lot.

 

[radioheadrule83]

This ones my favourite:

For natural beauty reasons. These are good for that too:

Other pics on her myspace are pretty hot but I won't post em. I'll vote for her.

 

[GSG Flash]

Not so strange. I am not giving out her phone number or anything like that. I am just trying to help her with this contest.

Well, you mentioned this:

BTW she is a gamer, is a sci-fi/horror fan, thinks farts are funny and is in Mensa. She prefers talking to nerds and geeks.

It makes it seem like you want GAFFERS to stalk your sister (knowing how desperate some people are on this forum)

 

[Costanza]

Huh? I found them in like 10 seconds through google

What search term?

 

[ToyMachine228]

I'm home sick so...I voted for your sister.

 

[radioheadrule83]

It makes it seem like you want GAFFERS to stalk your sister (knowing how desperate some people are on this forum)

I think he was just trying to get us to vote by assuring us she isn't an airhead or something