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[LycanXIII]

Errr.. the paper map magically warped into Google Maps on the 3rd image? I call 'shopped pixels! Summon the GAF detectives!

It is. Just look at his cap. They matched up a clear map with the lines in the original image to show where they "hit."

 

[VariantX]

If you're still drawing your attack plans on paper in 2013, you probably should at least invest in a pc or something first...

 

[NYCmetsfan]

is it me or does he look like the chubby asian kid in school who didnt have many friends but would buy you things if you hung out with him?

 

[wenis]

is it me or does he look like the chubby asian kid in school who didnt have many friends but would buy you things if you hung out with him?

Free boxed pizza in the lunch line for everyone!

 

[PhoenixDark]

Bluffing; as the article points out, this is aimed more at the NK population than us. They can't do anything about the sanctions and are acting out; soon Kim will be forced to the table, but he needs to show the military command that he didn't go willingly.

I'm more concerned about one idiot soldier on either side starting to shoot, and escalating a large confrontation.

 

[Azzurri]

Kim Jong-un has a pretty good hair stylist.

 

[storybook77]

Look at the dudes hat as well

I just noticed that too.

 

[Napoleonthechimp]

For their sakes I sincerely hope they do not believe their own propaganda.

As cruel as it sounds I would like for the US to actually provoke or force NK into actually attacking just so they can have an airtight excuse to scorch that entire region into ash.

Yeah! It'd be so fun to see the starving inhabitants of North Korea turned into ash!

 

[Angelus Errare]

As cruel as it sounds I would like for the US to actually provoke or force NK into actually attacking just so they can have an airtight excuse to scorch that entire region into ash.

Oh god another genocide promoter. You people need some serious help.

"Fuck the Americans! We will bomb them into bloody pieces!"

"Brilliant strategy as always, Great Leader."

"And the Mexicans! Fuck the Mexicans too!"

"A cunning move, Great Leader. We can strike Canada, too..."

"Canada? Who would want to kill Canadians? They're all so friendly."

I think Great Leader is his grandfather's title.

 

[derivative]

is it me or does he look like the chubby asian kid in school who didnt have many friends but would buy you things if you hung out with him?

We'll need to contact his former classmates. I wonder if he ever picked up chicks by saying, "In the future, people will call me Great Leader."

 

[Ovid]

It is. Just look at his cap. They matched up a clear map with the lines in the original image to show where they "hit."

OMG...you're right...LOL...no one will ever take those jokers seriously.

 

[Savitar]

For their sakes I sincerely hope they do not believe their own propaganda.

I imagine most of the people are too hungry to care and basically smile/nod and do whatever their government says so they don't end up getting shot.

The main issue is if the military has become so deluded to think they can actually do even remotely some of what they preach.

 

[DominoKid]

Red Dawn and Olympus Has Fallen has NK hyped as fuck

LOL.

 

[Kung Fu Jedi]

North Korea doesn't want to Nuke Austin. Texas can probably field a bigger and more well equipped Army.

 

[andycapps]

If they're ready to attack our bases and attack the US mainland, go for it. They don't have enough fuel, parts, money to do anything.

They have enough artillery to hurt some people in Korea and potentially hurt some soldiers at bases there. I guess we'll see if they're suicidal enough to do that. They know that if they start something, the leadership will be toppled quickly and South Korea will try them for war crimes. They don't want a real fight.

 

[Aylinato]

I feel like the NKoreans dont understand that technology has advanced to a stage where we can understand and not even worry about their empty threats. Maybe before the internet our populace might fear an attack but now we can watch everything that we know about that nation, and understand that they are not a threat in the slightest and that their only ally has forsaken them.


They are overplaying their poker hand and its showing.

 

[Ovid]

As cruel as it sounds I would like for the US to actually provoke or force NK into actually attacking just so they can have an airtight excuse to scorch that entire region into ash.

Sarcasm or trolling?

 

[Pastry]

North Korea doesn't want to Nuke Austin. Texas can probably field a bigger and more well equipped Army.

I have a feeling that's San Antonio. There are some important military bases here.

 

[iamvin22]

NK has been ready since forever.

Call me when they *actually* do something.

haha yeah. Call me when they have a carrier that can reach even Hawaii.

 

[Angelus Errare]

Sarcasm or trolling?

Might help to read what he quoted. Context is everything yo.

 

[Deified Data]

Oh shit we're doomed.

 

[Ovid]

Might help to read what he quoted. Context is everything yo.

My bad, quoted the wrong post.

 

[LogicStep]

This. N.Korea has been "ready" for the last 20 years. Shenmue 3 has a better chance of coming out than N.Korea doing anything other than make empty boasts.

I guess they never gonna do shit then.

 

[maquiladora]

We need to get Kim a gaf account. He'll end up spending all his time on here and forget about missiles.

 

[Baraka in the White House]

U.S. not ready to give a fuck.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

None of those fake lines on the fake map are ending up in Utah. I rest easy tonight.

 

[jay]

Shenmue 3 has a better chance of coming out than N.Korea doing anything other than make empty boasts.

Why did you have to make this thread upsetting?

 

[BFIB]

He looks like a kid who finally gets to sit at the big boy table.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

None of those fake lines on the fake map are ending up in Utah. I rest easy tonight.

Yeah but you still live in Utah.

 

[GK86]

Thank you based Korea for sparing the east coast from your destruction.

 

[Red Chocobo]

Part of me would find it slightly amusing to see the reaction of Americans if NK suddenly unveiled a huge nuke missile that they have had hidden.

It would certainly be an aesop-esque lesson learned.

 

[Angelus Errare]

Why did you have to make this thread upsetting?

You're right...

Wii U has a better chance of blowing up in the US than any North Korean missile.

 

[Emitan]

Kim Jong-un uses Mac!

Best Korea using best OS

 

[TheKaeptain]

Lil Kim feels bad for the Lakers and Niners he's just going to leave them alone.

 

[Akuun]

NK photos are always suspiciously sparse in terms of people.

Jong-Un "surrounded by his generals in his war room" = four people watching him read?

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Those officers sure have a lot of ribbons.

 

[Clydefrog]

NK photos are always suspiciously sparse in terms of people.

Jong-Un "surrounded by his generals in his war room" = four people watching him read?

for some reason I read that as Jong-Un surrounded by his genitals

 

[meppi]

It is. Just look at his cap. They matched up a clear map with the lines in the original image to show where they "hit."

Not just that. The guy is basically a ghost in that last pic.

They obviously cut him out and tried to align him "correctly" on that last pic by making his layer transparent. But somehow forgot to set it back to 100% before releasing the image to the world... oh boy

 

[TheKaeptain]

Part of me would find it slightly amusing to see the reaction of Americans if NK suddenly unveiled a huge nuke missile that they have had hidden.

It would certainly be an aesop-esque lesson learned.

Where would they have got the money for something like that?

Those officers sure have a lot of ribbons.

Probably gave them to themselves.

 

[Shadybiz]

We need to get Kim a gaf account. He'll end up spending all his time on here and forget about missiles.

You're right. The first time there is a Caturday thread running simultaneously with a tipping thread, he'll forget all about his missiles.

I still don't think anything is going to come of this...they cannot be that stupid.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Probably gave them to themselves.

I'm sure at least half of them were obtained legit when they were still junior officers - nothing else to do but train and earn service ribbons I'd guess.

 

[CHusson91]

Someone on my Facebook feed posted a picture of themseves with a gun pointed at the sky with the caption "C'mere South Korea! No one threatens AMERICA!". I am so embarrassed right now...

 

[POWERSPHERE]

I like how he has his bowl of candy with him, should he feel the need to launch an attack on his sweet tooth again.

"Hey guys watch me draw! Wanna candy "

 

[Wilester]

Errr.. the paper map magically warped into Google Maps on the 3rd image? I call 'shopped pixels! Summon the GAF detectives!

Well yeah I mean, the top of this hat has become Google Maps and his face has labels.

 

[Red Chocobo]

I thought someone put the map over the image to show what it was a picture of. For clarity.

 

[kaizoku]

Look at all those stripes those guys have! Best army in the world!

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

What's up with those military guys hats. They look like bowls.

 

[Red Chocobo]

What's up with those military guys hats. They look like bowls.

It's the year of Luigi.

 

[Angelus Errare]

Look at all those stripes those guys have! Best army in the world!

They're doing their part to keep the economy rolling, those medal pressers should be thankful for the Graceful Leader's underlings.

 

[Locke_211]

I'm fascinated by Kim Jong-Un. I can't help but wonder about how he really feels about things. I get the sense he just wants to chill out and do cool relaxing things like hang out with his favourite celebrities, and the structures and people around him have pushed him into this role he has no real idea about. He's only about 28.