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Fine >:(

Then I'll run the 'Center for Obese Women With Sharp Elbows just like Christina Hendricks'
It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

Yet, there are still folks on NeoGAF that would call your a Cattle Baron.l
 
I'd throw in $1000, no joke. 100 more takers? :P

I would throw in $1000 if we ever decided to do this seriously.

FHUTA, WY

SteveWinwood said:
Thousand here. We're a good way there already.

Me too. That makes $4000.

Who else?

Also, don't be shy. If anyone puts in for 10G's or more they get to be the 1%. Perks include contempt by your poorer townsfolk and weekly muggings!

Edit: As for job, I'll open a restaurant/arcade.
 
Me too. That makes $4000.

Who else?

Also, don't be shy. If anyone puts in for 10G's or more they get to be the 1%. Perks include contempt by your poorer townsfolk and weekly muggings!

Edit: As for job, I'll open a restaurant/arcade.

If I put up 10k I want at least 1 hot female GAFFER maid.
 
Junior's are indentured servants right?

I want one with a pretty mouth.
 
And no one will ever be seen leaving their houses. It will be like that town in Kino's Journey
 
There should be a slum area called Junior Town.

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If some people really are serious about this, perhaps we should start some sort of list? We could break the ownership up into shares and distribute them based on how much you payed...
 
If some people really are serious about this, perhaps we should start some sort of list? We could break the ownership up into shares and distribute them based on how much you payed...

It would be the dumbest thing you could ever do with your money.
 
If you look at the town on google maps it's just that gas station and a few out buildings. It is on I-80 though. So basically you are buying the gas station and hoping to turn it into a profitable business. Which it's more than likely not because it's being auctioned off.
 
How do we filter out the teases? We don't let them in. This goes for the guys, too. Because sometimes the guys are tapped out. But check your lease, man. Because you're living in Fuck Gaf City!
 
If you look at the town on google maps it's just that gas station and a few out buildings. It is on I-80 though. So basically you are buying the gas station and hoping to turn it into a profitable business. Which it's more than likely not because it's being auctioned off.

A lot of people on GAF make their money solely off of the internet. Just give us enough capital to install a phat fiber connection and we'll be good to go. Those of you who are less technically inclined can handle the manual labor of the gas station and perhaps develop a car servicing station, as well as create our traveler's inn* for our soon-to-be bustling tourism industry.


*Any tourists who rest at the inn get 50% bonus EXP for the remainder of the day.
 
We're building a better place here people.

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weekend_warrior | 10,000

Alexlf | 1,000

Bay Maximus | 1,000

Count Dookkake| 1,000

DemiMatt| 1,000

Rentahamster| 1,000

SteveWinwood| 1,000

TheAzRim| 1,000

Buddha Beam| 200

ChiTownBuffalo| 100

Ermc_G6| 20

Ultimadrago| 20

Taco_Human | 15

NEOPARADIGM | 5

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Is that everyone?

Is everyone accurate?
 
We're building a better place here people.

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weekend_warrior | 10,000

Alexlf | 1,000

Bay Maximus | 1,000

Count Dookkake| 1,000

DemiMatt| 1,000

Rentahamster| 1,000

SteveWinwood| 1,000

TheAzRim| 1,000

Buddha Beam| 200

ChiTownBuffalo| 100

Ermc_G6| 20

Ultimadrago| 20

Taco_Human | 15

NEOPARADIGM | 5

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Is that everyone?

Is everyone accurate?

I'll throw down 1k bid. To be paid upon success of said bid.
 
A NeoGAF commune town would be quite interesting. If I thought this had a snowball's chance in hell, I would put in up to 50k.

We would need to drive out the other citizens.

Also, every thread on GAF would be:

"I have a city planning question"
"How to solve locust problem?"
"Vote for new mayor"


We could also make the town into a burgeoning technotopia for the game industry. No taxes for game devs and publishers - you only need to release your titles in Wyoming a week before the rest of the world.
 
Man, now Lawyer-GAF has to get together and figure out how to keep Dennis Dyack out of town.
 
I'm in for $1000. The only thing I see going wrong is the "what is the weather like where you are" threads getting really boring.

What is the last resident talking about when he says it was a nice place for him and his family? I'd assume he lived there by himself if the population was 1.
 
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