Ninja Scooter
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NFL 2012 Week 1 |OT| A New Hope
- Thread starter Buckethead
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Dutch Gronk
Banned
I ain't dead! Fuck you Ez!
Hope you're back soon! Same goes for that horrible Steelers fan and Dragon
The Frankman
Banned
Scabs? You want more people with 6 NFL teams and post "TAINT LOL" after an INT?
Ninja Scooter
Member
Reported.
They'll just do a better job and demand half the attention.
Reported for mutiny.
Each poster gets 3 bannings before a perma. Wait no 4.
I always knew you were a snitch. You had that look in your eye.
Black Mamba
Member
put me in the game, coach!
Ninja Scooter
Member
I did it to get my ban overturned.
Ninja Scooter
Member
The Frankman
Banned
Balance had to be restored brah. They both had to go and offset each other.
AndresON777
shooting blanks
boyz in the hood damn. thats what were gonna do to tacoman
Ninja Scooter
Member
Ninja Scooter
Member
The Frankman
Banned
SHOW ME THE EVIDENCE
PhoenixDark
Banned
What if Eznark was black, would he have been banned?
Buckethead
Banned
My legal team has explicitly advised me against, including but not limited to, the following items:
1.) Expressing my merriment at posting number "15057" (henceforth referred to ":jnc") by the username "Sokantish":
3.) Informing others that the Week 2 |OT| is finished and will be posted promptly at 12:00 AM, Tuesday September 11, 2012 after that red-haired ginger [REDACTED] Jon Gruden finishes [REDACTED] in our earholes for 3 hours.
4.) Posting the comment: "SHOW ME THE EVIDENCE BITCHHHHHH".
Furthermore, my legal counsel feels that the aggrieved parties are well within their constitutional rights of freedom of speech to express themselves in any way that they deem worthy. If the staff feels that it's "users", especially it's users whose state of origin is Wisconsin, are in violation of the laws of the United States of America, then they are compelled to alert authorities, spousal abuse centers, Cheesecake Factories, and the Lord God Roger Goodell at their earliest convenience.
Given that the administration staff is not within it's rights to revise or alter an operating agreement without explicitly revealing the details of the revision to it's users, in line-item form and that the website's "Terms of Service" are a unilateral contract offered by one party ("owners") to another party ("users") and cannot be revised without obvious breach of contract, we at Obese Brothers, PLLC, are filing an immediate injunction against all staff members of "NeoGAF".
Until the matter is settled in court by Justice Jonathan P. Vilma and court medical examiner, Dr. Dre, we request the immediate release or "unbanning" of the aggrieved. If the absurd allegations are not redacted and ensuing actions "banning" by "owners" are not immediately revoked, our large, dexterous fingers have no choice but to file a class-action lawsuit, requesting damages up to $11dy,000,000,000 ("Eleventy-Billion Dollars") based on "defamation of character" with "malicious intent to irrevocably damage community-based football watching abilities".
Also, release SNES, you fuckers.
GOOD DAY, SIR!
Signed,
Harold J.W. Buckethead, III.
- Dictated by the great chicken in the sky, Written in crayon by Harold J. Buckethead, III, typed by assistant Judith Reznik.
1.) Expressing my merriment at posting number "15057" (henceforth referred to ":jnc") by the username "Sokantish":
2.) Mentioning any of the aggrieved parties that have received disciplinary action from the administrators of the website "http://www.neogaf.com", which from henceforth shall be referred to as "NeoGAF".
3.) Informing others that the Week 2 |OT| is finished and will be posted promptly at 12:00 AM, Tuesday September 11, 2012 after that red-haired ginger [REDACTED] Jon Gruden finishes [REDACTED] in our earholes for 3 hours.
4.) Posting the comment: "SHOW ME THE EVIDENCE BITCHHHHHH".
Furthermore, my legal counsel feels that the aggrieved parties are well within their constitutional rights of freedom of speech to express themselves in any way that they deem worthy. If the staff feels that it's "users", especially it's users whose state of origin is Wisconsin, are in violation of the laws of the United States of America, then they are compelled to alert authorities, spousal abuse centers, Cheesecake Factories, and the Lord God Roger Goodell at their earliest convenience.
Given that the administration staff is not within it's rights to revise or alter an operating agreement without explicitly revealing the details of the revision to it's users, in line-item form and that the website's "Terms of Service" are a unilateral contract offered by one party ("owners") to another party ("users") and cannot be revised without obvious breach of contract, we at Obese Brothers, PLLC, are filing an immediate injunction against all staff members of "NeoGAF".
Until the matter is settled in court by Justice Jonathan P. Vilma and court medical examiner, Dr. Dre, we request the immediate release or "unbanning" of the aggrieved. If the absurd allegations are not redacted and ensuing actions "banning" by "owners" are not immediately revoked, our large, dexterous fingers have no choice but to file a class-action lawsuit, requesting damages up to $11dy,000,000,000 ("Eleventy-Billion Dollars") based on "defamation of character" with "malicious intent to irrevocably damage community-based football watching abilities".
Also, release SNES, you fuckers.
GOOD DAY, SIR!
Signed,
Harold J.W. Buckethead, III.
- Dictated by the great chicken in the sky, Written in crayon by Harold J. Buckethead, III, typed by assistant Judith Reznik.
The Frankman
Banned
Amazing legal post with sound advice. The mods can't possibly ignore such a powerful legal attack!
What if Eznark was a deer?
Devolution
Member
If you check ez's name he's been unbanned already unless it's a glitch in the matrix.
Ninja Scooter
Member
eznark's been unbanned! I bet it was my gifs. Gifs always work. You're welcome guys.
I knew the appeals panel would show this was just a witch hunt!
The Frankman
Banned
Nope, I gave him and Buckethead a card with a guy to contact if he gets got. Guy has helped me out also.
A black lawyer helps him! OH THE IRONY!
A black lawyer helps him! OH THE IRONY!
Devolution
Member
It's obviously so I can be an asshole and rub the niners win his face.
I don't know if this is what you were referencing, but this is one of my favorites!
www.funnyordie.com/videos/c2c5b0b7a3/snl-celebrity-jeopardy-4-15-00
Except for Jimmy Fallon, he can almost ruin anything
Yay! Snarkys back!
But Snes is still dead
You're too nice for this world.
The Frankman
Banned
Aren't you a fan of Sailor Moon?
The Frankman
Banned
Here I am saying giving you a compliment, saying "Of course he's a nice guy, look at his avatar!" and you feel the need to kneejerk slander me?
You know what? Fuck you. FUCK YOU AND YOUR CHEATING BOUNTY-PLACING, NATURAL DISASTER-MILKING TEAM.
Look at that fool Brees. Already whispering threats in RGIII's ear.
The Frankman
Banned
Look at Hito... You gonna push the buttons to make us do the dance? What is this, you the warden at Jail Fight Club? Hmmm, that's not very metta of you.
Why weren't you here ten hours ago?
Here I am saying giving you a compliment, saying "Of course he's a nice guy, look at his avatar!" and you feel the need to kneejerk slander me?
You know what? Fuck you. FUCK YOU AND YOUR CHEATING BOUNTY-PLACING, NATURAL DISASTER-MILKING TEAM.
Look at that fool Brees. Already whispering threats in RGIII's ear.
Wat?
I like sailor moon. I though I rembered you liked it too.
Its a good series.
Youre kind of silly.
The Frankman
Banned
Here I am saying giving you a compliment, saying "Of course he's a nice guy, look at his avatar!" and you feel the need to kneejerk slander me?
You know what? Fuck you. FUCK YOU AND YOUR CHEATING BOUNTY-PLACING, NATURAL DISASTER-MILKING TEAM.
Look at that fool Brees. Already whispering threats in RGIII's ear.
According to Deadspin:
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