nush
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Which ones are you referring to sir?
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Which ones are you referring to sir?
Thaedolus
Gold Member
The two exchange students I dated circa 2006-2008
nush
Gold Member
Brits?
Thaedolus
Gold Member
I mean they sounded like they were, I never checked their passports. One’s dad called me to tell me to get a haircut after she sent a picture of us and he sure sounded like I imagine you sound
nush
Gold Member
I mean they sounded like they were, I never checked their passports. One’s dad called me to tell me to get a haircut after she sent a picture of us and he sure sounded like I imagine you sound
Oh, I'm so sorry bro.
At least I had the excuse of not knowing any better and had limited options being stuck in the United Kingland.
But you doubled down.
Daneel Elijah
Gold Member
Why is the meta gaf thread locked? Can we use this thread as a substitute?
Thaedolus
Gold Member
The accent goes a long way…Oh, I'm so sorry bro.
At least I had the excuse of not knowing any better and had limited options being stuck in the United Kingland.
But you doubled down.
nush
Gold Member
It sure does. Aussies have the power passport accent though.
T8SC
Gold Member
Yeah this is the substitute topic, but don't let this distract you from the fact that Hector is gonna be running three Honda Civics with Spoon engines & on top of that, he just came into Harry's and ordered three T66 turbos with NOS and a Motec system exhaust.
MudoSkills
Volcano High Alumnus (Cum Laude)
You know what you did.
Daneel Elijah
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Thaedolus
Gold Member
So I was on and off with this girl during that same time and I was working retail, she happened to come by the store so I was chatting it up with her when an Aussie came up to ask me where some bullshit was or whatever
“Oh my god he went from like a 7 to a 10 as soon as he opened his mouth…”
Well Jesus Amber, thanks for that…
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I get this a lot
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I do...
FunkMiller
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Wohooo, husband got his test results back. Operation vasectomy was a total success. Not that we have the time or the energy to have sex. But none the less.
Fuck it. Raw dog time TM
nush
Gold Member
I attached myself to this assie guy when we went out, I could pick up his spares with my superior though inferior British accent.
Thaedolus
Gold Member
Ya know I never actually went to jizz into the cup, but when they said you need to ejaculate 30+ times to clear out the system I was like is this a challenge?Wohooo, husband got his test results back. Operation vasectomy was a total success. Not that we have the time or the energy to have sex. But none the less.
Well 3 years on I’m apparently reliably shooting blanks…
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FunkMiller
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Aussie men really are the fucking pinnacle.
Thaedolus
Gold Member
Not really, but I helped make a couple and they’re pretty cute.
nush
Gold Member
Aussie car restoration documentary TV shows are amazing. The presenters are normal, but the people they find in the outback are something else.
FunkMiller
Gold Member
Outback Car Hunters? Yep. That's a good one. Bunch of extras from Mad Max 2 wandering around out there.
Peggies
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Thaedolus
Gold Member
I mean I was supposed to go in for the test but I’m lazy, and if she got pregnant again I’d be able to use that as an excuse to find one of @nush’s British chicks to…discuss the intricacies of the English languageHere it's 50 times and you have test again.
BadBurger
Many “Whelps”! Handle It!
How many kids do you have? My daughter is nearly six and honestly this is more kid than I want to deal with. I can't imagine having two. Especially a boy. I was awful so I assume any male progeny of mine would be the same.
Thaedolus
Gold Member
We’ve got two. After the second one was accidentally born at home, my other half had the vasectomy appointment scheduled the same week.
BadBurger
Many “Whelps”! Handle It!
Without going into it too much my wife cannot have any more children. So I am good in that department.
Peggies
Gold Member
BadBurger
Many “Whelps”! Handle It!
"Amber" lol
For me it's Irish. When a guy talks about potatoes and Guinness...
After watching a show called Luna and Sophie about two German women cops hearing a woman speak German does it for me. My wife speaks German, so, sometimes I ask for it.
She doesn't know about the TV show though. Caroline Erikson.
Thaedolus
Gold Member
Amber and I developed strip Mario Bros 3 rules…don’t get a star card, you take something off. Die on a level, take something off. If you have two star cards and miss the last one, it all comes off."Amber" lol
For me it's Irish. When a guy talks about potatoes and Guinness...
Oh, college days
Peggies
Gold Member
Yes, it's a truly sensual languageAfter watching a show called Luna and Sophie about two German women cops hearing a woman speak German does it for me. My wife speaks German, so, sometimes I ask for it.
She doesn't know about the TV show though. Caroline Erikson.
T8SC
Gold Member
FunkMiller
Gold Member
Yes, it's a truly sensual language
The German word for nipples literally translates as 'breast wart.'
It's the LANGUAGE OF LOVE!
. Beautiful language!