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[orthodoxy1095]

Mario Power Walking Plus

The game I've been waiting for.

 

[Noobcraft]

Wii Slash U
F-Zero Life
The Legend of Zelda: Surprised Thread

 

[Nvzman]

"Star Fox Governor"
I'd play that.

 

[Luke_Wal]

I'm really excited for Paper Ice Dungeon Pro.

 

[balohna]

Paper Mario Bros. 3 Party U

Might be cool.

 

[10k]

Ultimate Donkey Kong Crow. Haha.

 

[Jakten]

Here's a few I got:

- Donkey Kong Sarah
- Metroid: Funny
- Starfox Father
- The Legend of Zelda: Tight Dill
- Oil Afternoon
- The Legend of Zelda: Mean Internet
- Police Man Locust
- Surname Rotate Party
- New Sad Noodle

Best one by far:
- Nintendo Date Donald

 

[Lebneney]

So I've reloaded this page a few times and these were the best that I've got.


Wii U

• The Legend of Zelda: Casual Divorced
• Star Fox Oil U
• New Super Mario 3D 3D HD
• Splatoon 3DS
• Weight Mexican
• Wii Cry U

NX

• Mario HD 3D HD
• Nintendo Super Mario Bros. (Working Title)
• New Super Super Mario Bros. 3D HD
• Metroid: Character
• Metroid: Arbitrary
• Metroid: Search

3DS

• Mii 3
• New Super Splatoon (Working Title)
• Withdrawal South Korea
• The Legend of Zelda: The Weird Expansion
• Syria Triangle
• Star Fox India
• The Legend of Zelda: Ashamed Australia
• Input Pakistan 2
• Donkey Kong Rabbi

I could go on forever, but I won't (inb4 future me posts more).

 

[Dragonslayer_023]

Paper Mario HD

 

[liquidtmd]

Paper Mario HD

You had to go and spoil the thread by being too OTT didn't you

 

[Toxi]

Metroid: Bra Mission 3D

I got that one too.

At least they're being honest about the franchise's new direction.

 

[metareferential]

Oh my God. xD

NEW SUPER OCCASIONAL MEXICAN LIFE.

 

[Jakten]

3D Nintendo HD HD 3DS

 

[Lebneney]

3D Nintendo HD HD 3DS

Yo I would be careful about buying that version because Nintendo said that they will be releasing New Super Mario 3D 3D HD for the Wii U and New Super Super Mario Bros. 3D HD for the NX. Just a heads up!

 

[Gnilres]

Zelda Wii U

Spoiler

jk lol ='(

 

[Prevolition]

These aren't even getting old.

Windchime Segment - 3DS Shigeru Miyamoto Video/Demo
Mario River Rafting 3D - Wii U Reggie Fils-Aime Video
Mario Jai Alai Life - Wii U Shigeru Miyamoto Teaser

I read the last one as Mario: Jai Alai 4 Life for some reason.

 

[Lebneney]

Paper Mario HD

Me coming into this thread and seeing your comment. ;D and then :'(

 

[wandering goat]

Wow, so much Zelda coming.

3DS: The Legend of Zelda: Tortellini of Stranger
WiiU: The Legend of Zelda: The Roast of Way
NX: The Legend of Zelda: Sacred Hoe HD

 

[FunkyDealer]

Star Fox Panties (New apparel branch?)

Splatoon U (safe bet I'd say)

Donkey Kong Collection (yes pls)

Super Mario Bros DX for Wii U (VC?)

And the best one:

Spoiler

Metroid: Doubt (NX)

Special mention to:

Wii Floor U!

 

[Son Of D]

3DS:

Project F-Zero 3DS
Metroid: Frequent 3DS
The Legend of Zelda: The Unsightly Snowman

Wii U:

Star Fox Flesh Life
Wii Game U
Metroid: Big
Mario Beach Volleyball Life

NX:

The Legend of Zelda: Ethnic Currency
New Super Mario Bros. Plus

 

[RedToad64]

A teaser of Furious Skirt DX, presented by Nate Bihldorff. For

Spoiler

Vita, I mean

Wii U.

That's the big reveal.

 

[Jade Knight 08]

Metroid: Shallow

Metroid: Agreed

Zelda: The Lipstick of Shirt HD.

Zelda: Yellow Vessel

Wii Eight U

 

[CSX]

Metroid: Afghanistan

Finally, the call of duty we deserve

 

[kankki]

The Legend of Zelda: Submarine of Dust - Well I'm not exactly sure how that would work.

Metroid: Frog Plus - Hell, I'll take anything

Important Advantage presented by Cammy

Potential Venezuelan Life presented by Iwata - So that's what he is doing after Nintendo.

The Legend of Zelda: The Philosophy of Hydrogen

Metroid: Uganda

Retail Athlete 3DS

Super Blind Rubber HD - Holy shit

Power Walking Pro - Wouldn't have surprised me a few years ago

Super Mario HD 3D HD - This shit gon be gorgeous

EDIT: Paper Donkey Kong Theory and Real Copyright

 

[Rush_Khan]

The Legend of Zelda: The Office of Computer

When?

 

[Deleted member 518153]

Splatoon 2 for 3DS
Wii Stone U
Metroid: Bedroom Mission

 

[jwhit28]

Donkey Kong Newsstand actually sounds interesting.

Super Super Mario HD and Star Fox Donkey are pretty funny.

 

[Robaperas]

• The Legend of Zelda: Donald of Restaurant
• The Legend of Zelda: Surname of Relation
• Metroid: Blowgun Mission Collection
• Star Fox Van (Do not get in that van)
• Project Donkey Kong Period (Welp...)

 

[kankki]

Donkey Kong Newsstand actually sounds interesting.

Super Super Mario HD and Star Fox Donkey are pretty funny.

Blowgun Burn Life had me laughing.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Quiet Pansy 8
Donkey Kong Country Invention
Wii Game U

 

[ocean]

Star Fox Philosophy - Wii U
Would pre-order day0 do it Nintendo.

 

[Mat-triX]

So basically:

I can't wait!

 

[El Topo]

Metroid: Smooth.

 

[Vuapol]

Mario North Korea U revealed by Cammie Dunaway would be some sort of sight to behold.

 

[RiverShell]

"The Legend of Zelda Panty of Internet" and "Metroid: Canadian 3DS" for the Wii U were my favourites.

 

[brickarts295]

Metroid: Weak Online
They aren't even being subtle about it.
The Legend of Zelda: The Smooth Hoe
Oh My.
Mario Sprint Running Life
Found their first mobile game!

 

[TheGreatMightyPoo]

Metroid: Honest NX Reggie Fils-Aime Teaser

 

[CHC]

I got a lot of crazy ones, naturally, but I think my favorite remains:

Wii Energy U

It's just SOOO Nintendo, some vague-ass collection of words and letters that no one can really conceptualize - it could literally be anything from a new power adapter to some kind of exercise game to a futuristic racing title.

 

[StevePharma]

" The Legend of Zelda: The Deliberate Croissant "

Finally.

 

[TheRealTalker]

HEH

 

[kamineko]

Metroid: Precious isn't a thing?

 

[Nightbird]

HEH

Damn, even the Leak doubts it!

 

[oti]

The Legend of Zelda: The Inquisitive Bathroom
Wii Climb U
Drunk Position
Mario Bros. Collection 2 HD (I want this)

 

[Luke_Wal]

Man, whoever made this must have put a lot of keywords into it. I would love to see something like this for the Sony Conference.

Spoiler

Only if it has a 1/1000 chance to end with The Last Guardian.

 

[Beren the Empty-Handed]

Metroid: Clarinet
Star Fox Dance
Metroid: Relieved

And my personal favorite...

Wii Self U.

And then it had to be a jerk and throw in "F-Zero Online." That's just mean at this point.

 

[NeonBlack]

Metroid: Bad and Yarn Mario 3.

Hype train here I come.

 

[Ziffles]

Hey you know what, at least they're taking a crack at it while not setting expectations too high. You can't fault them for that.

 

[shandy706]

Me coming into this thread and seeing your comment. ;D and then :'(

Gotta get the "fixed" gif in rotation.

 

[Milpool]

Wii Robin U | Wii U | Reggie Fils-Aime | Video

 

[Nightbird]

the 3DS never dies!

Metroid Release Month confirmed, and Zelda Reality Shoe incoming