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Nintendo E3 Site Opens: E3 Direct one hour long. Teases some games.

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Hey guys, I've been trying to Google this shit to no avail. I gotta work soon and won't be home at my beloved laptop for the big show :-( Can I catch this crazy shit on a mobile browser? I can just bring my tablet so I don't need to use my jank-ass phone in that case.

What I mean is is it like flash video that won't work on a tablet or is it html5 or some shit and I'm good?
 
Holy shit, has it really been 9 years?!

Holy shit I remember I had stayed up all night studying for finals and was really contemplating going to bed. Was pretty down on Nintendo but then decided to watch anyway. One of the better decisions I've made!
 
Three hours remain until we see Mother 4, Yoshi's Island 2 (using 2D sprites), Super Mario Universe, F-Zero UX, Golden Sun U, REmake 2, Metroid Dread, Pikmin 3 and 4, Smash Bros. Intense Ballz to the Wallz Blitz, 15 brand new Nintendo IPs, an official cancellation of all Wii ____ games for ever and over, Donkey Kong Racing, Banjo-Threeie, Half-Life 3, and Retro's top secret project.
 
Hey guys, I've been trying to Google this shit to no avail. I gotta work soon and won't be home at my beloved laptop for the big show :-( Can I catch this crazy shit on a mobile browser? I can just bring my tablet so I don't need to use my jank-ass phone in that case.

What I mean is is it like flash video that won't work on a tablet or is it html5 or some shit and I'm good?

Asked the same thing concerning my iPhone yesterday and it looks like its accesible through the ustream taht nintendo is hosting. Hope everybody is right about that
 
Hey guys, I've been trying to Google this shit to no avail. I gotta work soon and won't be home at my beloved laptop for the big show :-( Can I catch this crazy shit on a mobile browser? I can just bring my tablet so I don't need to use my jank-ass phone in that case.

What I mean is is it like flash video that won't work on a tablet or is it html5 or some shit and I'm good?

Not sure but I think it's in html, so you should be good :D
 
There will be at least 30 minutes of stuff people will complain about.

..be it Wii Fit U, summer updates, apps, TVii expanding.

Even the legendary January Wii U Direct was ripped to shreds for the first half.
 
There will be at least 30 minutes of stuff people will complain about.

..be it Wii Fit U, summer updates, apps, TVii expanding.

Even the legendary January Wii U Direct was ripped to shreds for the first half.

They should hit us out of the gate with a few huge games, then in the middle cover Wii U Fit to let us recover or divulge in what we just saw, then bam, the biggest games of all.
 
There will be at least 30 minutes of stuff people will complain about.

..be it Wii Fit U, summer updates, apps, TVii expanding.

Even the legendary January Wii U Direct was ripped to shreds for the first half.
Yep, the moment something happens that an individual doesn't want they'll be crying like a spoiled brat. It's always the way.

"Wii Sports U? But I'm a hardcore gamer and this Direct should be for what I want and therefore this Direct is the worst ev- OH MY GOD BAYONETTA 2 SCREENSHOT THIS IS AMAZING DIRECT!"

Nintendo are showing Smash Bros, Mario, Mario Kart, X and more. They're not going to spend more than a few minutes on something like Wii Fit U, and that's fine.
 
I've slept about 4 hours today, after Sony's conference:

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At 16pm I'll be fully ready for the bombs.
 

I'm in Europe and I stayed last night to watch Sony's conference. It was already 5:30 when I decided that there is no point of sleeping just 1 hour before going to work. So here I am, waiting for Nintendo Direct to be able to sleep happy like a baby.
 
My totally reasonable predictions:

  • EAD Tokyo are working on TWO games for Wii U: the new 3D Mario by the 3D Land director and a new take on Donkey Kong as a 3D platformer by Yoshiaki Koizumi

Any less than this and I expect Iwata to end the Direct by committing sudoku.

EAD Tokyo announcing Super Mario U and Star Fox U would bring me back to team N.
 
My totally reasonable predictions:

  • Every first run copy of Bayonetta 2 comes with Bayonetta: Climax Edition, an enhanced port of the original game. This will also be available separately on the eShop.
  • EAD Tokyo are working on TWO games for Wii U: the new 3D Mario by the 3D Land director and a new take on Donkey Kong as a 3D platformer by Yoshiaki Koizumi
  • Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep 2, a new chapter in the series linking 3D and KH3 starring Aqua, exclusive to WiiU
  • An all-new IP developed by Nintendo Software Technology, directed by Hirokazu Yasuhara
  • Metal Gear Ghost Babel remake featuring David Hayter as the voice of Solid Snake
  • Final Fantasy VIIr
  • Elite Beat Agents vs Ouendan
  • Silent Hill Shattered Memories 2
  • Bionic Commando re-reboot

Any less than this and I expect Iwata to end the Direct by committing sudoku.
oh man. i read that as "committing otaku" and was like "huh that's weird, i thought the joke was committing sudoku" then i was gonna come back and quote this to correct it and post kawashima but then i realized it was right the first time

i'm so tired BUT I CAN'T SLEEP WHY

anyway here's kawashima

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be sure to brain age every day!
 
Cheers for the info, guys! Got both ustream and official sites bookmarked and ready. Gonna head out in a bit so I've got plenty of time to get comfy at work and suck up their free wifi and coffee.

I'll get there around 9am and don't need to be there till 11:30 but I want to be sure to get there in time and make sure my body is ready.
 
I slipped on a knife and cut my knuckle to the bone, causing me to miss the sony conference. Typing is harder, but I WILL NOT MISS THIS.
 
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