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Nintendo's 2015 Fiscal Year Earnings Release/News Conference

Dmax3901

Member
Getting ready for all the people crying havoc when nothing juicy happens, despite the constant reminders in this thread.
 
"Dear Shareholders and fans across the word"
"Today I reveal something amazing"

"Unzips"

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Neiteio

Member
*the meeting opens with Kimi, Reggie, Miyamoto and Bill standing side by side*

*slowly, Kimi starts singing the theme from the movie "Titanic"*

*then, one by one, the other three men join in, harmonizing perfectly*


K: "Something, something, my heart will go on..."

*the investors wipe the tears from their eyes*


K: "You see, the NX isn't a box..."

R: "...or a pad..."

M: "...or a remote..."

B: "...or a device of any kind!"


K: "The NX is... It's a..."

R: "...it's a feeling."

M: "...it's the warmth in your heart."

B: "...the twinkle in your eye."

K: "...the sparkle in your soul."


*after a pregnant pause, Kimi continues*


K: "This... is the NX."


*he opens his empty palm*

*nothing is inside*


*the audience gasps, then they burst into applause, and start crying uncontrollably, while laughing*

*Then they're all hugging each other*


K: "We will be selling this brand-new feeling for one billion yen."
 
So, we don't have any actual source of live info from this event right? We are going to have to wait for it to trickle out? As far as I know no one is Live Blogging it
 
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