Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
There are subreddits and boards for every male insecurity.Unfortunate that losing fibers can make some men think of suicide (protip: never go to any hair loss discussion board). Be in decent shape and don't be pale white and you look absolutely fine. Next time you're out at the mall count how many bald dudes are walking around with partners and families. It isn't that bad.
Alternatively, you can save up ~$10k and get a solid hair transplant. The tech is good now.
Disclosure: I'm pretty receded and thinned at age 21, but not quite at the point to shave it (I'm probably about a year out).
I think hair tends to dominate the conversation because it's the only one you can really do anything about. Your dick size and your height are pretty much set but if you got money you can buy drugs or get your ass hairs transplanted onto your head.