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NSFW (NSFW) Best Butts In Gaming

Best Booty?

  • Small but toned

    Votes: 139 40.4%
  • Thicc and plump

    Votes: 212 61.6%
  • Flat as a board

    Votes: 5 1.5%
  • Booty? I like boobs way better.

    Votes: 25 7.3%

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Sybb

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2004: Zero Mission
2008: Brawl
2010: Other M
2014: Sm4sh

Her lower body is so fat in Zero Mission I find it a smidge ridicolous. Look how her thighs rub together compared to the others. But I guess most people here find it hot. My favourite among these is 2014.

I also think we define "fat" very differently. People here probably don't even see 2004 as fat, do you?
 

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Am sure we haven't even touched the surface... there is quite a few MMORPGs we haven't introduced to this thread, yet.

Like Blade&Soul, the ass-lover game


The proportions were all kinds of wrong, but damn could you do some nice thighs and butts. :messenger_tears_of_joy:
God damn ive only seen the anime but this game looks really good.
 

GymWolf

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As someone who takes ass very seriously, it's a pleasure to find a thread like this! For me, ass isn't just "nice" or "nasty". Ass is so much more, it's a science. As in, WHY is it nice? WHY is it nasty? Basically, there are five different types of butts on women, and I'll post an example of every one and explain.

1) The small, firm butt
This butt has less fat than the average female ass. That doesn't mean it lacks in shape though. It's a firm butt, because otherwise it wouldn't be shapely. But because of the lack of fat, it's small. Ayumi from X-Blades is a great example of this category:


2) The small, flabby butt
This is similar to category 1 ass, but with a difference, the flabby butt lacks the firmness and the muscles to hold it up and make it look perky. Still, it doesn't have a lot of fat, but what's there is just flab. Xianghua from Soul calibur II has this rare type of ass:
(large mp4)

3) The big, fat ass
This is typically the most liked butt, but also the most misunderstood one. The big fat butt is not a huge lump of lard. Rather it's actually quite perky and shapely, but there's so much fat on top of the glute muscles that it defines as a fat ass. This is what category 1 ass would be if you put more fat on it and therefore made it bigger. Vanessa Z. Schneider is a great example of a category 3 ass:


4) The big, fat, flabby ass
This is basically a category 3 ass, but without the perky shape. This is because a big, fat, flabby butt doesn't have enough muscle to keep a great shape. Instead, the shape is a bit saggy and droopy. Samus Aran from Metroid : Zero Mission is the perfect example of this rare type:


5) The big, muscular ass
This is very rare among women because they have less testosterone than men. That means that even if they do their squats, they won't build as much muscle as men do. This is also the reason why ass size on women depends on fat levels, why ass shape depends on firmness levels. The exception of that rule is category 5, which Chun Li is the greatest example of:


All butts fit into these five categories. If the woman's butt is big, it's most likely fat. If it doesn't have a round, perky shape, it's not firm. The key thing when it comes to firmness is to look at overall shape and the creasing lines between the buttocks and thighs - that's always a giveaway.

Great thread!
You need to read prison school my friend.
 

GymWolf

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Sorry, I'm lost. What do you mean?
it's a manga\anime and one of the character is very serious about female butts, and there is a scene that is genious and fucking hilarious based on a butts conversation (many scene, but one in particular).

i think you will enjoy greatly.

it's not only boobs and butts, is a very well written story.

go and watch the first 2-3 episode of the anime (with jap VA for the best comedic effect) and you if don't get hooked after that, you can change my avatar for a week with any image you want for the time you lost because of my advice 😆

(also a lots of well animated butts in this anime)
 
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it's a manga\anime and one of the character is very serious about female butts, and there is a scene that is genious and fucking hilarious based on a butts conversation (many scene, but one in particular).
It was hilarious but any word on a second season anywhere? It's been so long I feel like I should give up waiting and just read the manga
 

Sybb

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Since people obviously have different opinions about what a fat butt is, I would like to do some research. Please have a look:

Harley Quinn


Orchid


Mai Shiranui


Vanessa


Samus


Please vote here:


NOTE: Don't pick what you find most sexy or the biggest butt. Pick the ones you define as literally fat. It'll be interesting to see what definitions people here have.
 
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TLZ

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Since people obviously have different opinions about what a fat butt is, I would like to do some research. Please have a look:

Harley Quinn


Orchid


Mai Shiranui


Vanessa


Samus


Please vote here:


NOTE: Don't pick what you find most sexy or the biggest butt. Pick the ones you define as literally fat. It'll be interesting to see what definitions people here have.
Samus' one looks fat to me. No shape, just fat. The others all have a nice fit shape.
 

Sybb

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Samus' one looks fat to me. No shape, just fat. The others all have a nice fit shape.
We need more discussion in this thread. I know people love to post quantity and keep the wordplay to "nice" and "sexy", but I really want to encourage analysis and discussion. You explained why you think like you do, and I think that's important - rather than just stating your opinion. Thank you for that.
 
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Doczu

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We need more discussion in this thread. I know people love to post quantity and keep the wordplay to "nice" and "sexy", but I really want to encourage analysis and discussion. You explained why you think like you do, and I think that's important - rather than just stating your opinion. Thank you for that.
All of those asses posted.by you are nice in my book, but Samus ass takes the lead. Yes, it's big and fat, but it ain't a bucket of lard, she does work out 🤷🏻‍♂️

And guys, think about it. We have a polite 9 page long discusion about asses, female and male ones. No one got banned, no one is triggered, everyone is happy. Never change.
 
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Sybb

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All of those asses posted.by you are nice in my book, but Samus ass takes the lead. Yes, it's big and fat, but it ain't a bucket of lard, she does work out 🤷🏻‍♂️

And guys, think about it. We have a polite 9 page long discusion about asses, female and male ones. No one got banned, no one is triggered, everyone is happy. Never change.
But when you say "big and fat", do you mean actually fat or just "big and sexy" (and not actually fat)? The reason I'm asking is because I want to understand your definitions.
 

Stilton Disco

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Since people obviously have different opinions about what a fat butt is, I would like to do some research. Please have a look:

Harley Quinn


Orchid


Mai Shiranui


Vanessa


Samus


Please vote here:


NOTE: Don't pick what you find most sexy or the biggest butt. Pick the ones you define as literally fat. It'll be interesting to see what definitions people here have.
All of them and none of them are fat.

All have a healthy amout of fat to give them a decent (to breathe taking) shape, but none of them are an unhealthy fat women's arse. Theres clearly an excellently high level of muscle under all of them.

Even Samus, who I think has the 'worst' butt there, is more a problem of shape and a lack of fat on the upper buttocks not giving her a fully curved rear.

A fat arse to me is flabby, shapeless and hard to distinguish from the thighs and back.
 

Sybb

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All of them and none of them are fat.

All have a healthy amout of fat to give them a decent (to breathe taking) shape, but none of them are an unhealthy fat women's arse. Theres clearly an excellently high level of muscle under all of them.

Even Samus, who I think has the 'worst' butt there, is more a problem of shape and a lack of fat on the upper buttocks not giving her a fully curved rear.

A fat arse to me is flabby, shapeless and hard to distinguish from the thighs and back.
I see, so a fat ass to you is something unattractive and bad? Me, I define "fat" by the amount of booty flab, whether I find it attractive or not. Regarding Samus, I would say the reason her ass isn't fully curved is because it's droopy and saggy. That is, most of the ass mass has gone a bit south. I don't think it's because of a lack of fat, but too much fat.

But still, this was an excellent example of how differently two people can define the same word.
 
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Doczu

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But when you say "big and fat", do you mean actually fat or just "big and sexy" (and not actually fat)? The reason I'm asking is because I want to understand your definitions.
Samus has a big and sexy, not actually fat.
The type of ass that has a normal layer of fat on muscle, you know, 90s italian porn, Salieri style ass.
 

Despera

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2004: Zero Mission
2008: Brawl
2010: Other M
2014: Sm4sh

Her lower body is so fat in Zero Mission I find it a smidge ridicolous. Look how her thighs rub together compared to the others. But I guess most people here find it hot. My favourite among these is 2014.

I also think we define "fat" very differently. People here probably don't even see 2004 as fat, do you?
Your mind exhibiting minor anorexic tendencies if you consider 2004 fat. It's shapely while the rest are borderline nonexistent.

I feel like booty is being disrespected in this thread.
 

Stilton Disco

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I see, so a fat ass to you is something unattractive and bad? Me, I define "fat" by the amount of booty flab, whether I find it attractive or not. Regarding Samus, I would say the reason her ass isn't fully curved is because it's droopy and saggy. That is, most of the ass mass has gone a bit south. I don't think it's because of a lack of fat, but too much fat.

But still, this was an excellent example of how differently two people can define the same word.
Now you're putting words in my mouth. Too much fat is actually less unattractive to me than too little.

A scrawny flat fatless ass, muscular or not, doesnt do it for me. A big fat arse? Well it's not ideal, but I can work with it. That is just me though.

The difference I think we have is that i see butts as needing at least a minimum amount of fat, not just to look good, but ideally by evolutionary design so as to be healthy.

There's a balance to it. Just as there's meant to be muscle under it, so there should be fat on top.

What I think defines an arse is shape, perkyness and symmetry, both vertically and horizontally.

If they're smooth and round with a clearly defined form separate to the thighs and back, then you can go as big as that can maintain its shape and I'd still call it big rather than fat.

So I'd say you're kind of right about Samus then. It's going south, and losing that roundness, just starting to look flabby.

But I'd argue that more fat on the upper half would fix that better than losing fat, giving it back a proper shape and symmetry again. It'd be a big arse, but it certainly wouldn't look like a fat persons arse.

But yeah, I can see where you're coming from, I just think you're missing the point that butts are supposed to have fat, so you can't define it as fat or not putely by how much it is, because there's other factors at play.
 
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Sybb

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Your mind exhibiting minor anorexic tendencies if you consider 2004 fat. It's shapely while the rest are borderline nonexistent.

I feel like booty is being disrespected in this thread.
I don't like huge fat butts, which I think 2004 is. 2008 is too scrawny, butt 2010 and especially 2014 is perfect. We just have different taste, but from an objective point of view, 2004 is fat (whether you find that hot or not).
 

Stilton Disco

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I don't like huge fat butts, which I think 2004 is. 2008 is too scrawny, butt 2010 and especially 2014 is perfect. We just have different taste, but from an objective point of view, 2004 is fat (whether you find that hot or not).
Disagree. 2004 is not the ideal shape, but it's clearly defined and perky. 2008 is barely an arse, 2010 and 2014 are perfectly shape but disproportionately small compared to her hips. I mean you can clearly see the backs of her legs/hips on eaither side of her butt, like she swapped butts with a smaller woman.

Perfect shape, disproportionately small.

Like I alluded to before, there's way more to consider with the ideal butt than just its fat content.
 

Sybb

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Disagree. 2004 is not the ideal shape, but it's clearly defined and perky. 2008 is barely an arse, 2010 and 2014 are perfectly shape but disproportionately small compared to her hips. I mean you can clearly see the backs of her legs/hips on eaither side of her butt, like she swapped butts with a smaller woman.

Perfect shape, disproportionately small.

Like I alluded to before, there's way more to consider with the ideal butt than just its fat content.
Well, I think we have vastly different opinions here. Maybe it comes down to how much booty flab a butt can have before being defined as "fat". For people here, it seems, a lot. For me, not a lot. If I'm going to generalize I think this has partly to do with porn and how silcione butts make people think obese is the new normal. But that's just a guess.

I stand by with what I explained earlier: 2004 is both fat and flabby due to huge size and droopy shape, 2008 is small and firm, 2010 and 2014 are big and fat, but perky.
 
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Stilton Disco

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Well, I think we have vastly different opinions here. Maybe it comes down to how much booty flab a butt can have before being defined as "fat". For people here, it seems, a lot. For me, not a lot. If I'm going to generalize I think this has partly to do with porn and how silcione butts make people think obese is the new normal. But that's just a guess.

I stand by with what I explained earlier: 2004 is both fat and flabby due to huge size and droopy shape, 2008 is small and firm, 2010 and 2014 are big and fat, but perky.
I think you just like tiny butts and have convinced yourself that's the ideal.

Blaming porn and the relative recent phenomenon of butt implants just smacks of hyperbolic rationalisation for the fact that the majority seem to have different tastes to you.

Big=/=fat.
Small=/=healthy or ideal.
 
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Sybb

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I think you just like tiny butts and have convinced yourself that's the ideal.

Blaming porn and the relative recent phenomenon of butt implants just smacks of hyperbolic rationalisation for the fact that the majority seem to have different tastes to you.

Big=/=fat.
Small=/=healthy or ideal.
Technically, big butts are fat. That's not an opinion. There's a reason they're big, and it's not because of exercise (that helps more with the shape). Then we have the fact that taste change. In the 80s and 90s, the butts that are popular today would be seen as very fat. Maybe J-Lo started the whole trend in the early 00s. Sure, I like what you would call small. I don't call it small, though.
 

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Technically, big butts are fat. That's not an opinion. There's a reason they're big, and it's not because of exercise (that helps more with the shape). Then we have the fact that taste change. In the 80s and 90s, the butts that are popular today would be seen as very fat. Maybe J-Lo started the whole trend in the early 00s. Sure, I like what you would call small. I don't call it small, though.
No, technically all butts are fat.

If you had no fat it would be completely flat from the legs to the lower back with a barely hidden anus in the crease between the legs. And yes, I have literally seen a photo of someone who loole like this, it haunts me to this day.

And no, likeing a fuller, bigger backside is not a recent thing with J Lo, it's been a universal human preference throughout history, and often exaggerated in fasion, even back during the most prudish and chaste of times.

Again, you just have unusual taste. It's fine, but don't slag off big butts as 'fat' just because you have an uncommon fetish.

 
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Great pic! Allow to me explain what I said earlier:



Also, look at the difference in thighs. UC2 Chloe has slim thighs, LL Chloe has fat, mushy thighs.
You can’t go the “science” route and then make up words like underlaying. Your agenda against New Chloe is reaching new heights.
 
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Sybb

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No, technically all butts are fat.

If you had no fat it would be completely flat from the legs to the lower back with a barely hidden anus in the crease between the legs. And yes, I have literally seen a photo of someone who loole like this, it haunts me to this day.

And no, likeing a fuller, bigger backside is not a recent thing with J Lo, it's been a universal human preference throughout history, and often exaggerated in fasion, even back during the most prudish and chaste of times.

Again, you just have unusual taste. It's fine, but don't slag off big butts as 'fat' just because you have an uncommon fetish.

I think you misunderstand me. Having fat in the butt is not the same thing as having a fat butt. That's why I'm talking about size, and how it's so important to determine whether a butt is fat or firm. I stand firm in my statement: big butts are fat, because otherwise they wouldn't be big. Also, big, fat butts are not universally popular. Japanese women for example tend to have small, flat butts.
 
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